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Mina is the only present we need under our tree.

Hey Canes fans. I’ll be in Tampa for that game. Do you know a good way to get discounted tickets?

Is anyone thinking what I’m thinking? 😁

Overnight closures begin on Western Boulevard in Raleigh An overnight closure on a section of westbound Western Boulevard in Raleigh will cause some delays for drivers this week.

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Is Brandon Bussi one of the greatest goalies in NHL history? In this essay I will

Does anyone know the rest of Tripp’s story about Bussi at customs in Toronto??

Brandon Bussi is on a 1 year contract, league minimum $775k. Man is gonna get PAID next season and it better be by the Canes.

We have a new coworker who got trapped in a room today. No matter how much she tried to turn the doorknob she couldn’t open it. She called for help and nobody heard her for several minutes. Except it was just a sliding door and she was never trapped. She’s going to fit in here just fine

Hey CanesSky! We're going to be breaking out our Family Feud game again at a future watch party and, for that, we need your answers to some questions! Follow this link to a Google Form where you can answer the questions, and be a part of the game! #CarolinaCulture docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Baby in a box 👶🏻

Are we in that part of the season where the Canes suck?

Here we go again… c.org/2dJFnw9gqP

Petition for the Chicago Wolves [Carolina Hurricanes AHL affiliate] to Uphold Strong Ethical Standards in Player Signings #chicagowolves #carolinaculture #raiseup c.org/n22Dfx89tK

Absolutely fucking trash. This is the Canes’ AHL affiliate for those who thought the work was done after the initial non signing. #CarolinaCulture

This is trash. After all the hard work Canes fans put in, now they’re slipping this one past us. Fuming. 😡

I’m holly, I’m jolly. You’ve got believe me. I swear I am

Bussi Buss 🔥 #LetsGoCanes

They failed to consider that men may be the weak links that always cave. To Get a Man’s Attention, Meow Harder www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/s...

This is the kind of game that gives middle aged men in recliners big ideas.

Me: This game is riveting. @mdarwin.bsky.social : Sure, if you like defense. #LetsGoCanes

Enjoying my discount seats at the Canes game. 🥰

Oof Groff-sauce was flat. He’s gonna be pissed when he finds out. #macysthanksgivingparade

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Not feeling great today, so we are selling our (2) tickets for tonight #Canes vs the #Rangers. 328 Row A seats 9-10 + parking. $160 all in. #CarolinaCulture

“Wood” - Taylor Swift, 2025

Why does Stall continue to look like a grizzled detective - is he solving hockey-related crimes? Is this a new Hallmark series #raiseup

I drew up a quick map of the points of interest in Dandy’s apartment. I make no claims that anything is to scale. I am not a cartographer.

Let them eat cake. Yum. 🍰 As the Shutdown Pain Grows, Trump Attends to Other Matters www.nytimes.com/2025/10/31/u...

THEY HURT JARVY 😳😳😳

Oof. 😣

Breaking: SNAP benefits are getting shut off next week for 16 million kids - including 600,000 in NC - because the USDA is refusing to use its $6b emergency fund. They’re playing shutdown politics in a way that will cause a major hunger crisis - so I’m taking them to court to stop them.

@cptncamel.bsky.social I finished the 3rd Mistborn book. Those last 100 pages were ouuut therrrreee. I’m not sure what I expected but it wasn’t that.

The children's book version of Dandy's adoption is posted on my patreon. www.patreon.com/posts/dandy-...

The most fun team in hockey

Congratulations to the Carolina Hurricanes on their winning season. 🏆

HOLY SHIRTBALLS Canes Win!!!

Calling that a 50/50 raffle is lying. Are there hidden T&Cs somewhere?

Also Margaritaville night music is too chill for hockey.

I think hockey should be like Sales. Accelerator bonus for the number of goals and assists you make. 💰💰💰

Nikolaj Ehlers wearing a neck guard instantly makes him hotter Fellas, you know what’s sexy? Caring about your health and safety!

It’s hockey season and I am here!! #LetsGoCanes

@mdarwin.bsky.social 🤣

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