This is not even a hot take in my corner of #Romancelandia because it is THE ONLY TAKE. If you disagree, sorry but you are wrong.

Woo hoo Victoire!!!!

Anaheim just flat out doesn’t want to win this game. That 5on3 was pitiful.

Holy Kirby Dach.

I’m not having a good time. My leg and the game score both.

That goal was on me I didn’t have my Habs hoodie on. I’ve fixed that now. Go Habs Go.

Yay Detroit getting a PWHL team!

Did not expected to be flayed open emotionally at an 8am appointment but here we are.

Phew MPP!!!!

I’m going to be hearing save by Rooney in my sleep.

Me watching the pw forgetting about the draft lottery and then wondering about all the rigged comments on the timeline. Leafs huh?

“The flock has to reform” that line absolutely killed me.

Mad delayed but I heard first line martinook is happening so take that a what you will if that’s good or bad for your respective rooting interests.

Mike Monaco shouting out the @2-much-man.bsky.social podcast on the Canes/Flyers broadcast ayyyyyyy

That’s certainly a start to a hockey game.

Happy May the 4th!!!

Well then I was not expecting this high event of a first period.

Drury goal?!?! That wasn’t wiped off?!?!?

I’m so excited. Honestly still in shock the Habs got it done.

Holy fucking shit. I just sat there with my hands over my mouth for 30 seconds after that goal.

That felt inevitable. And not in a good way.

In case anyone is wondering. No I’m not okay.

That’s my captain!!!!

Mad delayed, I’m not saying I could do a better job with O Canada but somebody definitely could based on that performance.

Just now moving your newsletter onto sub stack after being on a different platform that I originally subscribed to. That’s an unsubscribe from me which sucks because I enjoyed the content.

It appears I need to not watch the Victoire game because any time I pay attention they end up behind.

I do not like the Victoire score at all right now.

I really hate being right in this case. I said this series was going 7.

I can’t pace around the house and it’s stressing me out.

I’m already being chided for my language and we’re not even 3 minutes in.

Oh Bunting is playing tonight. I missed that until just now.

Me: why does my entire body ache. Also me: decides to reread the discharge paper work. Me: Oh the side effect of anesthesia is muscle aches and pains through the whole body for three days.

PWHL playoff game 1 tonight. Charge vs Fleet has been a special teams battle.

The problem with most fans interacting with each other on the social medias is that a majority only watch the other teams when it’s their primary team playing against them so they only see teams maybe 4 times a year max. This could be resolved by everyone just watching more hockey for the fun of it.

Woo hoo!!!!! #GoHabsGo

Shot blocks have been killing the Habs all series

Gally!!!!!! My mom does not understand we don’t talk during hockey about random things. So mad delayed.

These offensive lines are for sure a blending special.

Well I’m not high on pains meds yet from the surgery but I am on the couch ready to yell. #GoHabsGo

You can tell Edmonton just realized they’re on the verge of elimination.

Delayed swap to the ducks oilers game and that escalated quickly

Trying to explain icing to my mom for the millionth time. I feel like she asks just to have something to say and then immediately tunes out.

So much OT.

Not me immediately saying boo as soon as I turned on the stars/wild game when I heard the play by play voice.

I’ve reached the point in my life where I have downloaded a bird noises app to track what birds are making what noises.

The tusks are up.

Utah being very lackadaisical and I’m gonna need them to stop that and figure out that this is the playoffs and lock in.

Heavy Sigh. Habs/Lightning is on ESPN Wednesday.

I would like the asshole to lose again. Come on Utah.

Pens keeping things slightly interesting numbers wise. It’s not particularly good hockey but game 6 here we come.