Greetings, Child Killer. I assume you have come here because of my son.

Clears throat.

Groan.

Keep walking.

[metroid] i had an idea for this in 2021ish but i can finally say i nailed it this time. go my gunship maid gijinka

dear artist friends: i beg you. implore you. Draw the indulgent freaky shit you want to see. No being afraid it won't do numbers, no being afraid it'll lose you followers, none of that. We can tell when you're catering to your hyper-specific niche Thing and it's always the best to see

Banjo-Tooie Ending E

[examine pepper] that comes from india, but it's all over the world these days [examine ammonia] you know, that actually gets its name from the salt, not the other way around, and the salt gets its name from the god ammon [examine banking app] can you go fuck yourself

this made me laugh

ⓘ You can recycle this user into - Simple Illustrator Tablet - Sprite Comics (x3) - Bakelite Scraps (x25)

thinking about becoming a Captions His Art Guy but for my OC's crank manifestos

A silly study 🎨

Go ahead. Summon him. He loves it.

Electric car girl

Witch Sulfur #demon #femboy #witch #halloween

updated version of kuu #angel #femboy

arc raiders' dog shit AI voice lines are grating and bad but the interlocking subsystems of gameplay do allow me to run towards various strangers and spam a slop bad voice delivery of "I've got a mixtape!" that they can't mute in-game without engaging me in a violent firefight

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

i like you bro. i’m gonna add you to my bestiary

Ai open please, love you

some people see various songs and think "wow! this music is just like me, for real" but i see various songs and wonder who's spying on my beautiful wife and making songs about her specifically

ACT III #theprotomen

stuck inside, for now #Pari #ShutInAngel #OC #OCsky

getting really hard to immersively deliver key setting information to you while you keep jumping around and walking into me to activate your push animation

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

accidentally fumbled my mouse through a series of many clicks while trying to re-center on the mousepad and wound up navigating through tumblr directly into the "#aesthetic" tag. stumbles defaultly

"Cruel Angel's Thesis is officially 30 years old. I still haven't watched Eva, sorry" -Oikawa Neko, Lyricist

we have such cool cutsom robo setups to show you...

Ah yes, the two genders

I have nothing to say to you. I despise you and your kind. Go away.

Robot maid I did for #MaidDay. #robotgirl #ロボ娘

Major drilbot update: - drilbot can now be used as a sex tool

"Capitalism regards art as a much-resented operating cost of selling Funko Pops"

the oven timer is dinging. because @snapcube.gay has finished. cooking. you can finally see the FIRST of FIVE episodes of the Real-Time Fandub of KINGDOM HEARTS, in collaboration with us, Radio TV Solutions!! this was so much fun to be a part of. GO WATCH! www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wNJ...

they're eating my fucking blog

philosophy of videogames

i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w

not gonna be able to explain these in 300 characters - nfc erogenous zones (show debug windows) - top overrides bottom's surface emissive colors - look up how springs are manufactured in factories - train car coupling mechanism email me for more tips and tricks about robot sex

nurse/maids and patrons/guests uniforms