its actually ok to hurt or mock people if they're bad! [phone rings] oh let me get that [talking on phone with concerned look] mmhm. oh. i see. mmhm. ok. thank you. bye [hangs up phone] turns out the definition of "bad" just changed again. weird how that keeps happening! oh well, back to hurting

for @screemonster.bsky.social

Commission for @screemonster.bsky.social of their Kobold jester doing a magic trick! It's just like that scene from Zoolander, but vore! www.furaffinity.net/view/62893997/ #furry #art #vore #comedy #silly #jester #kobold #magic #toony #windows98

Looking out at the sheer amount of witchposting going on today

have a witchy day 💫

Lord save me from the scourge that is "polite" drivers YOU HAVE RIGHT OF WAY. THERE IS NOBODY BEHIND YOU. FUCKING MOOOOOOOOOOOVE

when a pencil sees a school desk

kobold yeeted #tober2025

And yet more monsters. This time we have: Hanti, @screemonster.bsky.social, @rakhan.bsky.social, & @rakule.bsky.social

They're taking the rabbits to isengard (Art by clawdore!)

Potion of Haunted Buttcheeks

Spell Tome: Strip Wife

Get bunnied, idiot

I saw this logo and my brain just went "wwwellllcommmmm to the liiiiiiiight coreedorr"

- live in warrens or thick plant growth - skittish but short temper - 3/4 ass by volume - probably wish they were a bigger scarier creature - loafus

isn't this a plot from the old world of darkness books about how they got rid of an ancient vampire

20 year old authoritatively and incorrectly describing something to you, that you experienced first hand, has been deployed to your location

quick PSA for those who need it!

God I have a tune stuck in my head Unfortunately it is the main menu music for a zx spectrum game I got off the front of a magazine when I was a kid

@zwiebelprinz.bsky.social has crafted for me an exceedingly powerful reaction image

Have you heard? There are 🐰Bunnies

Steamed hams

costume

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Spell Tome: Looming Underpants

Buckfast

Once again finding myself thinking that the prosperity gospel is the greatest actual heresy (or is it blasphemy? or both?) to hit any branch of christianity

You might be Evil GM, but you'll never be Evil GM Running the Kobayashi Maru In Media Res on a Player That's Never Seen Wrath of Khan evil.

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

I can't help but picture this fox saying "how many men does it take to deliver a message?" to the henchman beside him

This reads like a three days grace lyric

it is more important to read books you actually enjoy reading than books that are Literature

Home invasion Don't ask me how they got inside (he?she? I don't know bird colours)

Angy kobold 😠 (Art trade with @undersoul.bsky.social !)

it is oft remarked that buns are soft so the transitive property dictates that softs should be bun @verysoft.dog has been brought into compliance

why'd you grab my ears what? why are you looking at me like that?

Bethesda RPG protagonist trying to fuck, but every time they stick it in the game engine detects that two physics objects have intersected and ragdolls them into the ceiling.

You can tell it's that time of year where things are starting to cool off outside because my house has suddenly filled with huge spiders

if you see this post a kobold! art is @zwiebelprinz.bsky.social

Keeping a box of buldak pots in my desk at work is great for rainy days like this but unfortunately has the side effect of making me look like a mentat

if your standard sense of humor is the sort where you routinely heckle and roast your friends I need you to understand you can't just automatically do that to strangers on the internet and expect them to be chill about it. it really just comes off like you are being mean to someone for no reason.