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Potion of Straight Pervert

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the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House

disaster lesbian but, like, an absol is this something

okay so I'm playing with this thing and getting paths set up and I need a... guinea pig. Or rabbit. You'll be a rabbit. What I'm saying is if you're on #voresky give Avida a poke if you want to be turned into a rabbit. Briefly. Maybe. https://voresky.app/vore/b64454c4-339d-44bf-8639-d4c86376bf32

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that

Spell Tome: Poison Toilet

I may have been busy at a convention yesterday but I still got to see the superb owl #scotiacon

nissan really said “yeah let’s give the cube a shag carpet on the dash”. the cubic hair, if you will

Look at that beautiful view

SYLVEON BLARRRRRRGH #sylveon #pokemon #octagonapus

Ermmm....?? 😅

More creachers #scotiacon

god forbid a girl has hobbies 😳✋

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

Dios Mio, las creaturas! #scotiacon

well well well, if it isn't

if I ever need a machine to come up with "the order of light" for "holy warriors who fight against the forces of darkness" then just fuckin unplug my life support because there is clearly no brain activity left

If you see this, post a rabbit Avida channeling the extreme rabbit energy of this quote thread BUNNERGY

You can win a sketch in my usual sketch style! Prey or pred of their choice (if they consent)! RULES: ❣️Drop your ref in the comments ✏️write down a short description of what you want ➡️Follow me ♻️Repost Raffle closes Feb. 16

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jeffrey" i holler as i overturn a brazier at the billionaire party and turn this Eyes Wide Shut into Eyes Wide Shit

She's ready to believe you - the real question is, is anyone else? Art by Kasumibun on FA!

scree is basically a Thing, so his/its method of reproduction is neither sexual nor safe

Spell Tome: Erotic Food

Destroy the Gaudy Dragon with the Gaudy Mace

if it was 1998 we'd have a flash game where elon musk is wearing his children as body armor and they flash every time they take damage until they fall off

Having your body stolen by a ghost marsupial call that being possessed

Found myself at the toy store

panty raid (extreme difficulty)(gone wrong)(gone hexed)

You'd think working a haunted house would be an obvious career for a ghost like Zoe, but apparently the customers don't seem to appreciate it so much. Oh well.... 🐭: @lirakitsune.bsky.social, @ktcaprat.bsky.social, @muhny.bsky.social 🎨: @muhny.bsky.social #vore

hey remember when Microsoft tried to change all of Windows into this format saying that the future of everything was going to be tablets and touch screens, then everybody said nah it will not you're just wrong and pretty bad, then it mostly of got phased out, anyway that but now for AI in everything

many such cases

Chaotic Burrito

flashback to the car dealer in wales a few years ago who bought a horrible mansion next to a park that had a skate park in it, then tried to get the council to close/remove the skate park because he didn't like to hear children playing from his house www.reddit.com/r/Wales/comm...

Muppet an R rated film: They Live Everyone is Muppets until they put the glasses on and can see the puppeteers

Joose

Alien Breed The Hedgehog

What's a moth's favourite genre of books Light reading

Vampire mawshots call that count uvula

it's not horny enough until there's a bar chart of the numbers over time that suddenly accelerates to the soundtrack of extremely bass-boosted "gas gas gas" from initial D

knockers the size of planets

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who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

The tensest stage of commissioning art: the sketch is done and it's GREAT but it's not FINISHED so I can't SHOW PEOPLE and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Spell Tome: Seduce Nerd

a piece i made for screemonster.bsky.social‬ I am very happy with the translucency i drew <3