why are you deploying chaff do you hate me do you hate my missiles

"There she is!!!" by SamBakZa was posted 22 YEARS AGO today on @newgrounds.com. Happy Anniversary to Doki and Nabi!

Spell Tome: Fill Wife

Hyrax Fanart

It's actually april now so MOAR GOAST including the extremely very old original pic

As Charles Barkley said, ghosts are like dogs and they just sort of do things arbitrarily

Ghouls just wanna have fun

Fuck it Apparition April

Yesterday I was hit with the anti-onion ring.

In Space, No-One Can Steer Your Cream

Anime succubus with one of those womb tattoos but if you look closely enough you can see it's got a picture of a little guy trapped in there that looks suspiciously like the last horny idiot who thought it'd be a good idea to fuck a goddamn succubus

think fast chucklenuts

That one Yoshi 4chan post

the worst part about making cassoulet is that it fills the house with delicious smells for eight hours and I cannot eat it for eight hours

I just had a horrible thought What if they made a horrible mascot on purpose to avoid the fate of all other mascots What if they set out to create a creature that nobody on the internet would ever want to draw porn of And in their hubris of thinking they could defeat rule 34 they created This

now THIS is spellcasting

mountain dew

Also windows: "you have to tell us your active hours. We'll do your restart outside of active hours." "What do you mean you turn your laptop off when you aren't using it to save battery" "no we're not giving you the option to just install them next time you shut down like we used to"

"DAGRON"

(reads smudged writing on hand) hedgehogs two big naturals

oh god avida's voresky path is getting even more complex 'cause now I'm getting into the weird contingencies like "okay so what do we do at the end to unabsorb them like do I put them back in the stomach and cough them up or should they leave outwards instead of inwards"

art idea: some mechwarrior armored core bullshit going on except avida just showed up with a fucking baba yaga hut and is sitting on the porch drinking tea with one hand and coring out a mech's reactor with a wand in the other

You know what tho

okay so #voresky question why do some people have a green circle around their avatar and some blue I figured out what the yellow, red and purple ones mean

Daily bunny no.3255 has a meal on the go

man it's probably a good thing that my prefs are so particular otherwise I'd be probably be really annoying about sending pokes out on voresky to people oh and I'd probably also be utterly owned by some cute girl but that's a given

message to all gargoyles

gargoyle vore cutaway picture but it's just that one meme of the nutty putty cave accident send skeet

#voresky is reminding me of that old "poke the bunny" flash game Especially the ending >:3

they adopted the cohost invite model and got surprised and offended that they ended up with a userbase largely comprised of people who miss cohost

If I had a penny for every time a beloved scifi franchise from my childhood had "female member of the team is kidnapped by patriarchial warrior culture and has to fight in an arena to prove she's still a warrior" as the plot of s1e3 I'd have 2p which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

it's woman day so here's scree being the Worst Girl

Bad Ends in vore that don't involve digestion call that bad endo

Finding out they added SG-1 back to UK Netflix is going to do irreparable damage to my free time for a while I haven't watched this since it originally aired

With the new do-over system I'm very tempted to give Avida a path that's just for people who are currently got and want to be got longer because there's something very funny about being so down horrendous that they decided not to leave

Dear god

Spell Tome: Push Idiot

live kobold reaction

BREAKING: In response to public outcry, Microsoft is rolling back on Q1 promises for a more agentic operating system and beginning initial investor speculation on Windows 14. Sources say that it will have critically acclaimed features and will include a free trial with no restrictions on playtime.

Ideas bouncing around my head again for that idea of a mimic/shapeshifter that can shapeshift other people its in contact with and freely employs this for shenanigans but man the hardest part is coming up with an idea for what the hell their "default" shape would be to identify them

impregnate Hermaeous Mora once and for all

People who get right up to the ticket barrier and THEN dig their ticket out on their phone: why are you like this

Potion of Reduce Genitals

Furry Little Hat

DAY 793 - Pulsar

all-timer sports graphic dropped

adding a new branch to Avida's path and the biggest challenge is making it look tidy when I have to move other things to the side to make room for it