My brain is now attempting to filk Safety Dance with this, and I cannot get it to stop. 😅 🎶We can f*ck if you want to Since it's our monthly time Cause our parents f*cked And if we don't f*ck Well it won't be baby time🎶 Etc, with the bridge of course being "Baby dance" instead of "Safety dance" 🤦

Trump wears a baseball cap at Dover Air Force Base and he doesn't bother taking it off during the solemn ceremony.

A recent Atlantic column claimed society is allegedly "transing" effeminate boys. For my @xtramagazine.com column this month, I wrote a rebuttal using my own experience as a young, closeted trans girl. xtramagazine.com/power/identi...

Reminder: DHS is still routinely violating people’s constitutional rights. Democrats must continue to fight to rein them in. https://abc7chicago.com/post/sunny-naqvi-us-citizen-detained-dhs-chicago-ohare-airport-sent-broadview-ice-facility-dodge-county-wi-released/18693499/

Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.

NEW: Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton and U.S. Rep. Robin Kelly vowed Monday to vote against any additional funding for the war launched by President Trump against Iran in the last debate in the intense Democratic primary for U.S. Senate, hosted by @wttw.bsky.social. U.S. Rep. Raja Krishnamoorthi did not.

Oh shit new celebrity bird just dropped

1/2 🔥 #Epstein files: more medical professionals available on call to provide ethically questionable services... 👀 "A plastic surgeon from Mount Sinai closed a young woman’s head wound with 35 stitches on Jeffrey Epstein’s dining room table." (⚖️ EFTA02027844: is.gd/g7bJmI) 🎁 NYT: is.gd/2ISsiq

My blog post today: www.everygoddamnday.com/2026/03/the-...

I'm no fancy political consultant, but, hey, if you're in Dem comms, you should notice that Fox News panicked over Trump wearing a cheap Trump merch baseball cap to receive the bodies of soldiers he got killed for no reason he can articulate, and you should absolutely lean into that.

*yawn* Meanwhile my friend who lives in Arizona, where they don't change their clocks, is laughing at me

USUALLY presidents getting blame or taking credit for gas prices (or local crime rates, or etc etc) is dumb, because it’s a commodity whose price is set on a global market, USUALLY for reasons having little to do with the White House’s occupant. But this is 100% directly Trump’s fault.

Schurz High School, Prairie style beauty on Chicago's Northwest side.

My article in the Sun-Times yesterday. www.everygoddamnday.com/2026/03/thre...

Looking good, Lake Michigan.

Rockapella needs to cover this.

Birders report seeing huge flocks of blackbirds flying up the Chicago lakefront today — 5,000 or more.

I believe it was @golikehellmachine.com who first observed here that if he ever had his shirt off in front of a tattooist while getting his other work done, they would have noticed his Nazi tattoo & engaged him forcefully on the question of why he had it, & whether he wanted to be rid of it

This thread is not about whether Platner is a Nazi. It’s about how he lies like a toddler when he’s cornered. And that’s enough. He’s not electable, and Susan Collins knows it. You can too, if you can read this thread, or this 18-page document. 2/

Oh they did? All by themselves? Did they show up all at once or arrive separately?

It’s foggy in Chicago today

YOU ASKED FOR THIS! Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:

"Being fully fired might have been more of a kindness, as it would have freed her up to carve a new path — or at least write a tell-all book."

I just learned something: there is a NASA Space Poop Challenge.

The perfect headline doesn’t exi…

Screaming

Can’t stop thinking about other alliterative compound dude names. Gregdave Grubbin. Toddjeff Tuggin. Bilbo Baggins

Yogi Berra ftw

Last year when I was checking into a hotel, the desk person was wearing Meta glasses. I kindly asked them to take them off. They were annoyed. I said, “I do not consent to you looking at my credit card and ID with Meta glasses on.” My instincts were correct: www.bbc.com/news/article...

We watched Karina Villa chase down ICE in a suit and heels, telling them to get out of her community. Margaret Croke intentionally panicked white parents about their selective enrollment schools vanishing if neighborhood schools received additional funding. This race is ICE whistles vs. dogwhistles.

"He’s sensitive and food-motivated; if given the choice between a distressed person and a tasty treat, he might have a hard time picking." This is my favorite story of the day.

my loyal companion

Saw a thoughtful thread about AI, don't want to QT or argue. But. The biggest rage factor with LLMs is the people who, because genAI is transformative for coding, think it's transformative for everything else, because they devalue every other form of work and labor and knowledge.

A man asked me last night what publishing needs to do for literary fiction to begin appealing to men again. I said, as nicely as I could, that, with over 2,000 books published every Tuesday, of which many would appeal to men, it’s not a publishing problem, it’s a men problem.

Attention: Everyone in a state whose primary election hasn't happened yet -- Vote early if you can!

American Jews have been TRYING to tell folks that yes, AIPAC is evil, & fuck them, but Christian Zionists in the US outnumber Jews IN THE WORLD & have risen to power in all areas of our government, & they want to bring the End Times (& kill all the Jews btw), AND THIS IS WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT.

The White House has helped MAGA influencers escape the Middle East on a private jet while more than a million ordinary Americans are still trapped with no way out.

Meet three scientists who said no to Epstein. The warning signs included a web search, a mother’s doubts, and inklings of a “sexist attitude” www.science.org/content/arti...

Dropped off our mail ballots at an early voting site’s dropbox. Yay!

I want you all to guess how much Graham Platner’s grandpa’s chair costs

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

What's scary about this story is the surveillance it hints at. This trans woman had changed her name, legally, but chose not to change her gender marker. She was apparently flagged in the DMV system as trans and her license was invalidated under a law that supposedly only concerned gender markers.

So many of us have spent years warning about the dangers of Christian dominionists in the U.S. government...

In addition to being inclusive, writing the alt text for images is fun tbh.

A nation of newspapers and newspapermen indeed. I guess "objectivity" is when you're such a smug and effortless propegandist you don't even notice how deeply sick you've become.

CUBE HEDGE

I know that I sound like a broken record but I think once this society was ok with accepting mass covid deaths just to be able to eat at Applebees then all bets were off.

Coming in like a lamb so far

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.