I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death

Shout out to the women at Capcom who were apparently so dedicated in making sure Leon looked right for Resident Evil 9 because goddamn

Ezra Klein had a hilariously bad 2025: started with that embarrassing Abundance book, declared Marie Concentrationcamp Perez the future of the Dem party, wrote that Charlie Kirk was doing the politics the right way, and argued that Epstein kept his pedophilia separate from his business life.

I still love that Uriel Septim VII was like yeah this guy can be trusted to not imprison me in Oblivion and impersonate me for a decade straight

I don't like to talk about stories before they are fully reported, but I am writing on ICE in a Minnesota town that isn't Minneapolis. However bad you think it is, it is worse. It is a campaign of pure terror whose only strategic goal is more terror. There is no strategy other than to break people.

finding out that 100% of the "rude" tag warnings are applied manually by bsky mod staff has been enriching because now whenever i see a post that objectively rocks tagged "rude" i know that some bsky mod was getting mad about what a good post it is

Elon is the real life Huey Emmerich

Elon occasionally behaves like someone carefully cultivated to counteract the long documented notion that capital owners have their own form of class solidarity if you didn't know better. "Unlike those suckers I don't need a fixer to be a pedophile"

"the historical sins" is an interesting way to downplay the fact that Australians are complicit in the genocide of West Papua right fucking now

Academics vying for a spot in Epstein‘s world. There are so many. I feel the need to make a thread, so I don’t keep confusing them. 1/

“Harris didn’t tickle your tummy the right way” might actually be the most disgusting way i’ve ever seen a liberal elide the word “genocide”, and that’s a hotly contested field

I had a dream the mamdanis invited me over for dinner and a round of cod zombies

wonder if this dipshit knows insta-blocking after having it pointed out someone they defended from accusations of being a neo-nazi literally said they don't like Jews just makes it look like they enjoy paling around with nazis

"your politics are like a stinky tuna sandwich, bitch" GET THEIR ASS!!!

if there's any bluesky poster on here that would be in the epstein files my money would be on Walmart Mike

guy living in a cyberpunk sky mansion above Chongqing powered by thorium molten salt fusion reactors for like 30k bucks "wow things are getting dire"

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literally every right winger is a massive pedophile

The Founding Fathers were the original Epstein’s and this occupation was built to protect them.

I'm sure Elon Musk expressing interest in visting Epstein Island and Grok being a pedophile chatbot is just a coincidence

The Free Press is the official publication for defending Epstein associates

The Cortylorhynchus considers my problems, nods sagely, and says, "have you tried basking in the sun about it? While being as spherical as possible?"

feels relevant in the context of the scale of epstein's atrocities and connections

Wake up, workers of the world, a new second-person plural pronoun dropped.

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A lot of people talked a lot of shit and pissed on this woman's grave when the blood hadn't dried in the streets

Btw, "You're already exposed just by having a cell phone, so your privacy measures are pointless," is the most negatively nihilistic thing to say about opsec, and why the hell are so many "omg don't be a doomer" liberals being so negatively nihilistic?

Keep Eyes on Springfield, we are gathering and preparing. Please hit us up through our local networks if you want to help! Might take a few days because we are hustling right now #SpringfieldOhio doesn't want ICE here. (graphics made by abortionfundofohio.org)

We're looking for translators in French, Spanish and ASL Springfield, Ohio is bracing to protect our neighbors and keep Haitian children from being swept up in our foster care or youth incarceration systems www.haitiancss.org

will stancil is like if you averaged every person that does not matter

Tom Dickholes

I call upon all nations to stop these terrorist killers. Now watch this drive. -Mao Zedong

Don’t ever let people forget this.

eagle scout + lutheran is a combo for most reactionary dipshit you've ever met lmao

always some idiot with a sing-song voice

kangaroos are cop coded (they love killing people's pets)

ELON MUSK: [jumping] girls FTW!!!! on fleek!!!! rizz!!! this is gonna be no cap!!! GHISLAINE MAXWELL: you are banned forever from Pedophile Island

imagine being a statue fucker and telling people to be normal lmao

Human wave myths are always so funny because when you actually look at why the Red Army was successful it's because the Bolsheviks/Soviets were simply just more popular than the Whites by virtue of having popular land reform, Whites and Nazis both being bloodthirsty rapist, slaving genocidaires

rather fitting that it's like the most evil dr doofenshmirtz kind of billionaire

spitballing is praxis🫡

guy with a marble statue pfp telling people trying to police people on appearing normal is so funny

news to me, we were protesting with snipers trained on us, had my ribs broken with "less lethals"