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So anyway, I started Baja blastin.
7 months ago
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Greg the Miller
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Schrödinger should never have been allowed to have a cat
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Wonder Park
about 3 hours ago
To the parents who left their child in the park overnight: 1. He’s fine 2. He ate a weeks supply of Deep Fried Mayo Cubs (we’ll bill you) 3. Was he always missing a finger?
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Time for the Dungeon.
8 days ago
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9 days ago
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At a birthday party at the roller rink bout to show these kids up…
9 days ago
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Pirate who visits the future from the past: Argh, show me our legacy. Me: This is called a mini-golf course…
9 days ago
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Mad Max; Furry Road. The Teen Wolf crossover we need.
9 days ago
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Sometimes I forget Northern California exists. They’re just up there minding their own business, not making a sound.
10 days ago
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Remember remember the 5th of November, the bubble bubble toil and trouble.
12 days ago
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Is the corporate name Taco Bells?
16 days ago
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slate
16 days ago
in 40 years you’ll have a doctor named tyler tell you you’re cooked
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Is there a baseball game on or something?
16 days ago
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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu)
16 days ago
Halloween over so back to trick AND treating.
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Tom & Jerry…and our friend Steve.
16 days ago
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Midge
18 days ago
My primary care physician is now Dr. Pepper
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Wonder Park
17 days ago
Today our employees are dressing up as people who care. Enjoy it while it lasts.
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What are you dressing as for Halloween? Me: someone who wears sweatpants to work and leaves early.
18 days ago
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Get someone who looks at you like Tom Nook looks at your Nook Miles balance.
18 days ago
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Davis Bickford
19 days ago
John Lennon: Imagine all the people… Me: That’s too many people John. I can’t possibly imagine that.
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Knocking on wood Wood: Can I help you?
19 days ago
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Elderly Specific Weed Shop Names: Grams for Grams Joint Support Golden Grams 420mg
19 days ago
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How do I filter out all the doom and gloom? This is supposed to be a fun, relaxing feed.
19 days ago
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Vantage by Stonemaier Games
24 days ago
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The Schlocketeer
25 days ago
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A saw trap but it’s a work meeting, in person, with eye contact.
25 days ago
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An animated sequel that turns into a horror movie: The Brave Little Toaster 2: The Pool Party
26 days ago
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Coroner: Cause of death
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26 days ago
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Know your vowels Juggala Juggale Juggall Juggalo Juggalu
27 days ago
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I don’t know what happened to my algorithm but I want to smash my phone with a hammer.
27 days ago
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Ygrene
28 days ago
them: so you'll be goin ‘round the mountain when you go? her: i'll be goin ‘round the mountain when i go them: let me just clarify- you'll be goin ‘round the mountain when- her: i don't have time for this, just call the other town and tell them
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I don’t know how to share TikTok’s on here so: A man tries to climb up a slippery slide and falls down and hits his head. The song “I get knocked down” by Chumbawamba plays in the background.
28 days ago
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Can’t wait to show you my Halloween costume I borrowed from the Louvre today!
29 days ago
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Cat throws up in my ear in the middle of the night. Me on LinkedIn later that day: Hey hustlers! Here’s how I turned cat vomit into B2B leads!
29 days ago
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Me interviewing at a nuclear waste plant: And how much does it pay? Interviewer: oh, we pay in exposure. Me: …
29 days ago
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I won’t tell you my age but I am constantly leaving my phone flashlight on in my pocket.
29 days ago
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Me putting the tattoo gun in my mouth: And this is edible ink?
29 days ago
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Wonder Park
about 1 month ago
To the “No Kings” protestors outside the park, our mascot King Wonder is a fictional mascot. He’s just a 17 year old dude in a costume making $7.25/hr. Chill.
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Protestors: NO KINGS! Burger King: 👀
about 1 month ago
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Chief Georgia O' Keef
about 1 month ago
Staying hydrated is just a myth made by big urinal to make you pee more.
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There’s a fertility joke in here somewhere…
about 1 month ago
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The sequel to Mrs. Doubtfire sure took some creative liberties. “Mrs. Doubtfire tangles with her arch nemesis Mr. Trustwater when he kidnaps the children and hides them in his abandoned water park horror house”
about 1 month ago
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“You’ll be in my heart” Doctor: Cause of death, trying to shove a body into his own heart.
about 1 month ago
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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe
about 1 month ago
BATMAN’S THERAPIST: Tell me about your father. BATMAN: When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city. To see a marching band BATMAN: Then, he asked me a strange question about my future BATMAN: Then we caught a movie
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Mash up bands: Boyz 2 Bare Naked Ladies
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about 1 month ago
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Observe
about 1 month ago
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Photos from work today
about 1 month ago
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What do you call a discount pediatrician? Pedialyte.
about 1 month ago
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George Bernard Shaw’s version of “Back Dat Ass Up” is so much better than it should be.
about 1 month ago
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Odysseus; A Series of Unfortunate Events
about 1 month ago
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Wilbur72
about 1 month ago
Gross if literal: Getting your shit together
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