I'm really glad I've had to contact my insurance 4 times in the last month to continue to get a mediation I've been on for the last 3 years. This is a good system

I obviously immediately turned this off but "rude" as a filter in the same list as "extremist" is so fucking funny

I keep seeing people screaming about the Epstein files and like. I don't really care? We know they're all demons and predators and nothing has been done about it so how is this different. "We need a budget" -"And the files!" Idk man, keeping people fed seems more important to me.

Me: do I even really have ADHD Also me: takes 30mg of vyvanse, a Celsius, and a nap

I love Dulles. Reagan apologists DNI

I just think it is perhaps not a feminist take to link how good or bad a TSwift album is to the man she's with

Every time I hear a song refer to "upstate" I have a deep fear that they mean the Catskills

I have so many mcr tickets and now I need a Jet Star jacket

I have anxiety at 5am and @archiveofourown.org is down, what now

If I had to get COVID at least I also have a zit and a cold sore. I'm going to be so hot in like a week.

The biggest bummer of the year is learning that people think color analysis is real. I thought it was firmly an asmr youtuber thing, like cranial nerve exams.

Shout out to my Lyft driver who asked if I thought "a man being with a man and a woman being with a woman" was "natural" and when I said yes without any further qualifications, doubled down and asked me if I was offended

@dropout.tv my beloved, not making me use 2 factor to log in

I'm finding whoever made Vyvanse and kissing them on the mouth

Saw Pierce the Veil and Sleeping with Sirens last night and the crowd was so young and femme and queer. There were girls absolutely losing their minds and it just felt like a space that didn't exist in the scene 10 years ago and it's pretty cool that it exists now.

Ok no one wants this to be the situation but I'm going to need the Stars to lock the fuck in

Why does it take over an hour for trash to get picked up in my neighborhood and how can I get them to turn off the backup beeping.

every day I log on and people try their best to get me to lose my faith in humanity. but I am resilient and have a bad memory

Sorry to all the liberal accounts that followed me in the past week, this account is just for screaming about hockey

Perhaps a sports man could explain to me why the national broadcast is so horny for Carolina (99 regular season points) and telling the Capitals (111 points) to "step it up"

It’s always fascinating to see the white cis men reply to my post saying “Hope is not lost” with things like “No, hope is lost.”

We simply love to see it 😍

We watched people standing in line for 8-10 hours to vote in Georgia, so they made it illegal to give them water. They called in bomb threats to majority Black polling places. They did everything they could to suppress the vote. And then folks are out here like, "well Georgia voted for this lol"

Headline: this is a dire wolf Story: this is not a direwolf

My iPad babies

HE BEAT ANOTHER RECORD AND NO ONE EVEN NOTICED

Ovechkin has tied Wayne Gretzky

IT'S FUN

They made Quebec support the idea of Canada u guys fucked up so bad

sorry i missed your text are you still bombing yemen

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sitting in a ShopRite parking lot learning that people who have access to the nuclear codes are this unbelievably stupid would kill me instantly

Obsessed with the way this is phrased like he's a video game character

I heard that @drawfeeshow.com is reposting flat Todds so here's mine

"Overhead" or indirect costs fund things that are critical for research but cannot be funded directly through grants: - Building (and maintaining) physical lab space - Hiring staff - Buying equipment (from pencils/staples to major computing resources) There is no doing research without that stuff.

Cuts to the NIH are a strategy to strangle research universities not “reduce waste”

My travel hot take is that you very rarely actually save time by carrying-on a roller bag instead of checking it. And you do make the entire travel experience significantly worse for everyone around you.

the original nazis recruited at dance clubs moira

Sign both my boys please @wshcapitals.bsky.social

Bluesky's core audience is a kind of hyper-sincere leftist who is very dialed in on a number of issues they care about deeply, and I am telling you as that exact kind of person that it is sometimes good to think about other things. Hobbies, for instance.

Day 1 of new job and I had to tell my boss that one of my press-on nails fell off in her office

I just think booing 19 year olds is weird, personally

Interviewer: what would you do if you won the lottery? Me: quit this fucking job Interviewer:... Me: provided you hired me of course

People are rushing to blame the cybertruck for malfunctioning and exploding when it could just as easily have been that the driver was participating in clinical trials for neuralink

To the person listening to Valerie at full volume on this 1230am flight, I just have questions

seeing a surprising amount of "this blake lively stuff is bad but that doesn't mean i was wrong about amber heard" and boy is that like seeing an interview with charlie brown where he's like "what lucy just did with the football was inexcusable, but the first time she definitely saw a wolf coming"

"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'." "Okay, now don't be mad but..."

Being the change I want to see in the world and when some man is like "omg I finished the Br*ndo book what do I do now" I'm recommending books by women. You're going to read one book with an interesting woman in it. Maybe she won't even die at the end.

The Wicked pt I girls are not ready for Thank Goodness and I'm excited for them