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WTF drug cocktail is mush mouth Miller on?

Interesting 🤔

My son put it best when he was a young kid: "Cats are great because you get happy every time you encounter them. You turn a corner, and there's a cat there, and it's like there's a cat, and that's great." I always think about it whenever I turn a corner and encounter a cat.

The emerald sky dance mesmerizes.

Has anybody heard if there is a death toll of innocent people in Venezuela due to the illegal invasion from the United States? Just wondering while we are on the topic of Venezuela

Flagrant admissions bc they DGAF that we know. They get high off of throwing it in our faces. Hubris fueled abuse of power is their other drug.

Good God, someone produced my recurring nightmare! 🫣

We are a country whose Constitution, according to the Supreme Court, gives our own presidents immunity for crimes committed while in office, but we will prosecute presidents of other countries for alleged crimes and invade them to execute arrest warrants.

This could be my double dose of indica, but the first 9 mins of Pluribus S1E9 felt like an hour. 👁👁

Hopefully Zelenskyy blows up Moscow and kidnaps Putin. Because that's just a thing countries do now. "When you're a president, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the leader. You can do anything."

Hahaha. And it seems so real

The 24oz coffee mug would've been the correct choice for today.

Please don’t be rubbish. Please don’t be rubbish. Please don’t be rubbish. m.youtube.com/watch?v=jd3Q...

My wife and I went out to lunch today. My wife: "What is the quality that makes you want to be friends with someone, TK?" Me: "Kindness. It's always been kindness. If I see someone acting kind to others, I want to be friends with them."

“… By invading #Venezuela, Trump is declaring war on the #UnitedNations. … Trump doesn’t believe in the Western allies. He prefers the #UnitedStates to act like a #roguestate. In the case of #Venezuela, Trump & his minions have made a #mockery of the #laws of the sea & #warfare. …”

When feeling judged by something soft and adorable, it hurts less. Reminder: provide treats.

I'm lichen that your brain is showing.

I flatly refuse to believe that Kamala would’ve had things this fucked up.

The aging pedophile who wants to be a king has kidnapped the leader of a sovereign nation without congressional approval. If the United States had an opposition party, they would treat this as an illegitimate act and start impeachment proceedings immediately.

Trump is unstable and drunk with power, wielding the tremendous force of the United States to serve his increasingly disconnected and irrational whims. One wonders when he'll try pushing into the nuclear realm

We are all trapped in a car careening down the highway with a very drunk driver at the wheel.

40 foreign civilians died at American hands. Feds high-fiving and taking selfies. What a disgusting spectacle. Even for Trump. And he wants to do it again? He’s fucking giddy with power.

Watch this. Watch again. "This incredible thing last night... We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us."

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ALT: A black and white photo of Trump and regime 47 as the US launched airstrikes under the codename Operation Absolute Resolve at 2 a.m. on January 3rd, 2026, targeting locations across Venezuela, including Caracas. Nicolás Maduro and wife Cilia Flores were captured by the U.S. military.

If we can capture another country's president, can another country come and capture ours? Asking for a friend.

WSJ exposes Mara a Lago as a trafficking pipeline #USpol deanblundell.substack.com/p/the-wsj-bl...

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Holiday recovery in action/inaction.

The infrastructure that's old & rotted: Dictator Don

BREAKING: How Canada Quietly Planted It's Flag In Greenland Under Trump's Orange Nose open.substack.com/pub/deanblun...

The scene: you've been reincarnated. Cool! You discover your nemesis was, too. Not cool. The kicker: you're both cantankerous house cats who despise one another. #FURDER

It seems as though the tides are changing

Rookie move: Brushed my damned teeth before the lemon bars 🍋 made an appearance. Abstinence is really fucking annoying me right now.

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SNOW, it's got the word NO right in it!

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My DIL walked over to the fridge, saying: Do you want a...? Feeling adventurous and snackish; the only correct answer is an immediate, enthusiastic YES. Love these surprises! What she brought back 🫴

New family tradition: 2 blazed ladies fill a CPAP water chamber. The challenge: 1 lady can't get the lid off the filled-to-the-brim distilled water jug. Jug is vacuum sealed, bc: overfilled. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Second lady can't see past the 4L water jug to locate the water chamber. 🆘️ dilemma 🆘️ #ChristmasHolidayFun

My son & his wife installed a warm water bidet before the holidays. You haven't really lived until your loo experience includes a pressure washer treatment. 💦¤ #ChristmasBonus

ALT: the bizarre underwater worm that's shaped like a decorated Christmas tree. It has fringed layers that look like tree boughs and can see through its gills.

🎄Since arriving @ my kid's place for the holidays, I've been teasing my Grands that they're responsible for babysitting me. This is perfection! #GrandmaDaycare

National Lampoon's White House Christmas Vacation