I encourage you to reach late middle age by any means necessary if for no other reason than to find out just how primo the naps are. No matter how much you like naps now you will not believe it

mostly gf & i sleep without touching but sometimes, when she’s very sleepy, gf will invoke the somnolent power of Head on Tit and fall right to sleep. it’s soooooo cute…and i’ll have to evict her when *i* want to sleep 😭

“I want yuri heated rivalry… hire me. I can fall in love with my costar please.” Amber Glenn gets asked about Heated Rivalry! 🔗: youtu.be/THOglbJl-Dk?...

anyway for anyone else curious, shen tang's name is written as 沈堂 and her given name does indeed mean hall lmfao. meanwhile shen yuan's name (沈垣) means wall. shen parents, why?

either star trek or highlander, zine or mom printed it out, probably 6-7ish ☺️

I like the implicit story behind the juxtaposition of the "Charity Balls & Galas" tag and the "Balls | Testicles" tag, like, yeah, whichever one of those you were looking for you will probably appreciate that disambiguation 😆

I'm not really qualified to comment on any aspect of skating other than the vibes, but I really liked Gutmann's program. Women's skate often feels constrained by needing to make the skater look "pretty." This one went "what if I was a fucking shark?"

This series is complete on YT today & I can’t say how much I’ve enjoyed following it! My massive KH nostalgia is out in full 💖

I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOUR!!! 🥹😅 #MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️

What a rare thing it is to witness joy these days

If you liked this experiment, I published a full piece today in the same vein: a text that gets 100 years older with every section, from a modern blog post to a medieval chronicle. It's a single story spanning 1000 years of English. See how far you get. www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba...

THANK YOU WOMEN!!!

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

8. yuna kim - 2013 worlds FS (les miserables) cannot count how many times i've watched this and it still makes me EMOTIONAL. the absolute goat and two-time olympic champion (if you've heard otherwise it was fake news 🙂) www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIU7...

Yqy, accused doormat: why are you like this. why are you like this. can you please shut up for a second

Kaori's post SP interview...Ami letting Kaori feel like shes chasing one last time 😭😭😭 #FigureSkating #MilanoCortina2026

jarring to see israel represented here. ioc half-assed their ban of russia but couldn't bother to at least do the same with israel. fucked up. #MilanoCortina2026

stop what you're doing and let Amber Glenn take you to church #USPrevagenChamps #figureskating

it’s genuinely so charming to me that ryuichi is a lil crosseyed. i love that sports mean i see people on screen who look like people

"You're such a crybaby!" I couldn't stop laughing when I heard Riku say that to Ryuichi 😅😆 #MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️

WAAAAAAAAAAH

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!

i will be stressed about kamo making the FS until they successfully land at least two (2) jumps/throws

i have watched the men’s free skate. congrats misha!! so sorry ilia & adam & uhhhh a lot of people actually! i am hoping they get an exorcist in before pairs/women.

I needed this palate cleanser and so do you: Piper & Paul's free skate with CBC commentary, though it's appropriately almost completely silent during their actual skate. One of the broadcasters is their coach! It's so sweet, trust me. #MilanoCortina2026 #FigureSkating www.reddit.com/r/FigureSkat...

Legendary. Epic. And the reason why I watch this rotten sport.

Going into the free dance, a message from guillaume cizeron’s ex partner, gabrielle papadakis. Explaining how he got her fired from her commentary job and why it’s so important to call out abuse in the sport. #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating

holy shit yuma kagiyama!!

It's another chilly morning and so I have a jumper full of kittens. It's going to be 29C, so we will be managing the heat later, but right now everyone is a bit cold, despite a heating pad.

yeah so if you want to watch figure skating at the olympics (please do this) and you don't know anything about the sport i did write a series of posts on tumblr explaining the basics and the current top competitors <3 kitschlet.tumblr.com/post/8068571...

skaters will not have this problem should they choose to skate with the universally beloved music of the Mountain Goats

in the deep winter i eat braised cabbage like it’s going out of style. my life was changed on nye 2022 at heritage in long beach ca (just before they got their michelin star ok) when i ate their braised cabbage. here is how you can make some, but the fun part is you get to make some stuff up:

the sword i ordered while very drunk on new years eve just got here. apparently drunk me also loves moby dick

to fucken vanquish someone wearing scissor shoe

going on a Quest tomorrow! drive ~1.5-2hrs to try on a fb marketplace wedding dress that almost certainly fits one of us 😂

transformation

"If that's not a highlight reel goal I don't know what is" Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score

I love to watch Jason but I really don’t think he should be on the team…he hasn’t had the consistency for a body of work argument, especially having done that before

oh man torgashev was SO perfectly in the music, that choreo was fantastic!

I LOVE WOMEN

Once again pairs is the only good stream. Why ads forever? Why worse commentators? Peacock explain

YESSSSS THAT’S THE OLYMPICS!!

everyone fingers crossed for kam/oshea 😭🙏

SONJA TIME!!!!!! this is what i’m HERE FOR! coolest skater around! #PrevagenUSChamps

i love ben and ashley hyping up erika!! it IS very cool that they’re here!!

gf: “i am amused at the commentators talking about it like jason brown is ilia's villain origin story” #PrevagenUSChamps

max should be so so proud of himself no matter what the team ends up

Give goku more points!! Who needs technical content. Bonus for ART

aww I saw him post in r/figureskating the other day! he was soooo excited to be in as an alternate