What the fuck man Is it possible to do an actual all-quads program? Or would that make some jumps disqualified?

Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst

Eleven years ago, I wrote to Tom Stoppard to ask about this coup de théâtre from 1949. It took me down an unexpected rabbit hole - in memory of Stoppard, here's what I found.

I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.

Leave little Saruman alone.

in the club straight up squarin it. and by it, heh heh, let's just say. my enix

lmaooooooo

Hey so can you go back to Kermit and apologize to him and say yes I will make that movie

The duality of winning your first gp title #GPFigure #SkateAmerica

Folks, I did it. I made the Cooks Illustrated competing pear crisps, and then I made my friends judge them blind.

BEEP BEEP RED ALERT!!! PIDW NING YINGYING FIC!!! archiveofourown.org/works/74128191

BEEP BEEP RED ALERT!!! PIDW NING YINGYING FIC!!! archiveofourown.org/works/74128191

Guy who has never done anything wrong ever in his life

#svsssspoilers so here's my theory about bingzu and the system's actions in canon vs the way the system is behaving in the new extras

laughing at the idea that bingge no longer gets the "original luo binghe" designation. kick a man while he's down

i bought a nagabe yaoi manga second hand and the previous owner left a castiel bookmark in it..

白菜の精

1. this is soooo funny of mbj. he decided it’s mountain time. so it is mountain time 2. sy is so worried about airplane 🥺 every time he thinks about him he worries airplane’s gonna die with no one around 🥺

GOD I LOVE CUMPLANE SO MUCH #svsssspoilers

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

i bet mobing were both screaming crying throwing up so hard it took them at least a few days before they realized maybe they should check if their missing husband’s bestie was gone, too. like day five of mbj’s crash out he‘s like wait. maybe qinghua told sqq where he was going

lbh, in the midst of freaking out: okay. okay. this is fine. at least one of us will have a cool head while we figure this out mbj, .01% more inflection than usual: i am beginning to worry about this situation lbh: OH NO WE CAN’T BOTH BE LOSING IT

new scum villain extra! dick cheney is dead! AND elections going pretty well!! what a day. what a week for posting

[shen tang voice] he did, technically, already die alone

i am choosing to believe that when binghe had his “oh no shizun’s hot” moment with the skinner demon, he decided this simply must be a different person entirely. no other explanation

cumplane priorities but also the truest experience: meeting an efriend for the first time irl and saying EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME!!!!

NAILED it #svsssspoilers #svsss

he's so normal he's so fucking normal if he hadn't transmigrated he would have passed as normal for so long but all of the weirdness that was relegated to the internet had to be spoken aloud instead and now there's rpf noncon porn of him being sung in every tavern and he'll never be normal again

#svsssspoilers these are the sources I have seen for the new scum villain extras so far (I have not gone to twitter) machine translation from lewdshizun: docs.google.com/document/d/1... in-progress fan tl from jin: docs.google.com/document/d/1... anonymous fan tl of extra #1: pastebin.com/ZvhXSdUp

Chinese Cooking Demystified's over-rice series kicks ass in general, but the "Guizhou pickled greens and beans" from this one 1) absolutely rules 2) is basically all shelf stable ingredients and 3) gives canned beans fucking texture, thank god youtu.be/D2BSrIXrpNU?...

didn’t want to object to this so-called “love” 😭😭😭

#svsssspoilers smiles serenely

Speaking of SVSSS extras!! Here's an EDITED and TRANSLATED version of the new SVSSS short by Jin. New sections will be added as it gets translated. This was shared with permission (thank you @teamune on discord!!)❤️ just wanted to spread the word! docs.google.com/document/d/1... #svsssspoilers

MA'AM 🤣

i thought i was ready to move to silksong act 3 but i did a “what you lose after act2” check and there’s MORE gotta fight my map wife. gotta get cursed

theres cumplane in the new extras and i cant read it. it's out there. theyre out there

You know the scene in ocean's 8 where ann hathaway joins the heist crew bc she doesn't have any female friends and hates book clubs. that's my vision of modern au sha hualing

I redrew an old Juri Arisugawa sketch from so long ago, for face practice ✋😐🤚

Today is the 10 year anniversary of Joanna Newsom's latest album, Divers.

Taking things to the next level by insisting everyone refer to cornfield mazes as "metroidgrainias"

life is hard…(gf asleep on shoulder when i’m ready to be up)

day 11 ... got out of hand #taxianjun #moran #erha #2ha

day 4: wife intermission, will return to yaoi shortly. she has such a fun design #shahualing #svsss

day 9: head shaker #niehuaisang #mdzs #theuntamed #nhs

a spider can fly on a current of air

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