I think it would be funny if they got John Boyega to be in spaceballs 2

Trans Seinfeld episode where Elaine keeps talking about getting The Surgery and she's excited but worried about missing "it". In the end it turns out she was getting a millimeter shaved off her jawline and no one can tell the difference but Kramer comes in and goes "Ah, I see you got The Surgery!"

these are getting weird

It's always best when important matters are handled via a centralized and well-regulated bureaucracy checked by democratic oversight to ensure the public good. EXCEPT THE ECONOMY! That must be run by and for the most sociopathic, greedy little freaks imaginable. It is simply the only way, you see.

“Hey, wait a minute! This is grass! We’ve been eating grass!”

The "H.W." in George H.W. Bush stood for "Huntress Wizard"

Adding a few strands of saffron to the dishwasher detergent dispenser "for color"

I've seen a lot of bad Winstons Churchill, but the one in The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare really stood out as just terrible. Which is saying something, given how bad that movie was.

Listening to the Morrowind soundtrack to relax but it's set to randomly interrupt every 3-12 minutes with the sound of a cliffracer attack

Hobbit Simon & Garfunkel: "Lobeeeeeeelia You're Sacking my ville! You're Sacking my ville with your Baggins!"

Awarded La Croix de Guerre but of course it barely tastes like Guerre 🙄

My MiL was diagnosed with cancer. Do you think my FiL's response has been: A) I should spend more time with my wife! B) I should spend more time with my family all together, including my infant granddaughter who is changing every day! C) I should develop a system for cataloging my WWII memorabilia!

TNG episodes: What makes a being sentient and what are our responsibilities toward them? TNG movies: What if the Enterprise... had dune buggies? 😎

An all-timer

During his talk at RBS, James Malin—not on Bsky—showed this title page from a 19th-century catalog for Alfred Nobel’s Nitro-Glycerin Company I’d like to nominate this image for the most metal cut in print history—we need to make something with it for Halloween @skeuomorphpress.org

Yeah I read theory

another quiet night in gotham. they fixed the bank. theres no way its going to happen again

Post hog ergo propter hog

I'm seeing a lot of Odyssey takes that boil down to: 1) People whose idea of the past is derived entirely from innacurate film depictions are using those innacurate film depictions as ammunition for fascist propaganda and 2) It's dumb to want depictions of the past to depict the past accurately.

Looks like my days of never changing my car's oil are coming to a middle

Baby insisted we read her some of The Dark Phoenix Saga at breakfast today

If you elect me to the US Senate I promise to somehow enter the entirety of the 2006 Amanda Bynes classic "She's the Man" into the congressional record.

In the mid-20th century, it was illegal to engage in Arthuriana outside the lens of T.H. White. That all changed with Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975). Part-way through filming the ending, the comedy group was all actually arrested - cameras still rolling - for not calling King Arthur "Wart".

Adult content helped build Kickstarter. It helps build most of the big sites on the web, only to get evicted once the business settles into the positions smut built for them. It has every right to exist and its creators deserve to participate in the social spaces their work developed.

Baby just ate 3 pickle spears and drank a ramekin full of black vinegar

It’s her day

Can this be the solution?

POV: you and your gang of Ferengi are in the middle of a heist in Deep Space Nine when you notice the nearby statue just looked at you and said "Hrrmph"

here are all the states luke skywalker visited in return of the jedi

Watching a video about executive dysfunction and Olivia said "Ahhh!" and I realized I was daydreaming so we replayed that part and then later we had paused to talk about a different thing the video reminded us of and in the middle of our conversation the laptop died because she forgot to plug it in.

This is interesting because it challenges two widely held political assumptions: 1) that people love it when everything at the supermarket is at least $8.99 and 2) that the easiest way to win voters over is to go on TV every day and say that you need to build a big event space or you'll die.

I have no idea what Gimli meant by "fully armed and filthy" and honestly I don't think he did either, but I bet it put some ideas in Legolas' head.

Is there a polite way to ask your upstairs neighbor what the fuck their deal is and why they locomote entirely through stomping?

The slowness of baseball allows it to embody the human spirit more than any other major sport because it forces us to fill in the gaps with ourselves. In a society trying to eradicate slowness, baseball is filling an important niche by allowing our souls to play out on the field along with the game

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.

Morrowind is Deep Space Nine and Oblivion is Voyager

[Calm, happy Bobby Hill voice]: That's my purse. I know you!

If I ever get to write for the Star Trek TTRPG, I have an idea for an adventure that starts with a crew talent show.

So awkward. The guy who digs through my trash looking for unshredded personal information left me a note asking if I ever "got a diagnosis" because I "fold my used aluminum foil the same way every time." Overstep much, Gustav?

(But also Morrowind is the best Bethesda has ever done)

the fact that he’s using it for propaganda makes me regret ever painting this

Hm the richest misanthropic lying sociopaths in the world are burning millions of dollars a day on an evil computer program that sucks. Maybe it's to help us?

the fantasy that people who did nothing to protect gaza will do anything to protect tehran, the fantasy that people who supported genocide when biden did it have moral compunctions about violence, the fantasy that police and politicians care about the law, the fantasy that trump doesn't mean it

Gaslighting is really interesting conceptually, yet I can't think of a single film which depicts it.

[seeing "The Markets" perform in a way that conflicts with observed reality but does serve the interests of the wealthy, conservative elite]: "Hmm, that's weird. Probably doesn't do that with other stuff, though."

A really funny April Fool's Day prank would be if no one paid their rent

Listening to the Starcraft soundtrack and gathering minerals (cutting orange slices) to bring back to my command center (baby)