Paul: "Thufir, play me a pump-up jam." Thufir Hawat [eyes rolling back]: "Playing Fight Song by Rachel Platten on CHOAM Music. Like a small boat on the ocean, sending big waves into

I dressed as Dilbert for halloween and lost my town's costume contest to a girl dressed as the Big Comfy Couch who the judges thought was a pumpkin.

A really important online leftist skill is knowing when a Liberal is defending something against the Right and not then attacking them about it from the Left.

Swamp Creek

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They made @sirosenbaum.bsky.social's excellent "Killers" free to read over at @flaminghydra.com so I can share the piece with everyone, as it deserves.

i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo

Sonic the Hedgemage

And even in the other two thirds of movies occasionally a character should pick up the phone and reference the existence of Blade. Judi Dench picks up the phone and says “yes…heavens” and then hangs up, looks at the butler and goes “Blade has noticed more of those fanged mfers”

Flipped off a cybertruck and the guy came around the block and tried to threaten us with his dogs, but all he could do was gesture at his dogs and yell "Do ya wanna come take a bite?" over and over like he was offering free samples of fresh dog meat

Police regularly do this to memorials for people they murder

I respectfully disagree - the worst and most cowardly kind of disagreement!

I love throw my paper recycling into 2 inches of standing water alongside my neighbors' soiled takeout containers and broken furniture. I'm sure it will all be turned into eco-friendly toilet paper and not just dumped on a beach in the Philippines.

Can't wait to find out the entire operation was conducted over an unsecured wifi network called MARALAGO_GUEST

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Aw yeah, 2026 is looking up!

no tunnel but the tunnel whose contours we identify for the purposes of finding its exit, no light but the one we follow to better times

Some new #paleoart to see out 2025: a Hybodus shark attacks a squadron of belemnites (Passaloteuthis), which respond by deploying ink decoys of themselves and jetting to safety. Cephalopod ink use is amazingly sophisticated; it's not just a smokescreen! #HappyNewYear, everybody! #sciart #fossil

Oh, so once it hits December 26th you can't nog any more eggs?

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

That's a VERY big bunny, Judy. Are you sure you want to pat him?

I remember the phrase "they can't be allowed to melt back into society" re: the de-Baathification of Iraq after the war there. Like everything about that experience, the attempt was cynical, stupid, and botched. But there really should be a plan about what we do with guys like these in the future.

Interesting thing going on with ICE: They're basically just cops who haven't been trained properly in the arts of Deceiving the Public and using the jargon specific to Police Officers to make themselves seem legally sound. People are shocked to see them doing what police officers do routinely;

Merry Christmas

"Any special Christmas message you'd like to send your fans?" The Beach Boys: "Christmas comes this time each year."

December 25th. The day the Fellowship departs Rivendell to destroy the One Ring. Whatever you celebrate, may you have the courage to take the first steps to defy and endure against the dark, and rekindle light into the world.

Girl who transitioned so people would stop buying her whiskey stones

Up-armored Mitsubishi Delica

i think the proposal of "there will be capitalists that effectively recognize the profit to be made in actually improving people's ability to live and creating an equitable society" has had more than enough time to show itself to be false

These toys are all evil, obviously, but what is up with that minstrel-ass sunflower?

Tidy Cats should make an extra heavy kitty litter for people who want to do strength training in the grocery store

ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦

Still the greatest rule in any wargame in history.

Calling your product unhealthy shit for poor people and then saying you do still sometimes buy it is really funny though

What was Officer Judy Hopps doing on Jan 6?

Putting on The Mask from The Mask and then posting online for 16 hours straight

Every season of the Great British Bake Show should have one American who is completely unfamiliar with British culture so they can occasionally go "what the fuck are you talking about?" Also they're the only one that can swear.

Getting pokemon cards without having played the gameboy game or watching the anime was wild because sometimes you'd get a card that just had a guy named Bill on it. Still don't know who Bill is.

The Grinch when he realizes it's No-Nut November

[a Costco employee offers me a free sample] Me, a red-blooded American: "I don't need your *handouts*! I have *pride* in my work. I will *earn* that bagel bite, thank you very much!

I am so sick of all the blue wave "Donald tRump is gay for Putin!" jokes. *monkey's paw curls*

I don't think you should necessarily get banned for making a joke death threat that no reasonable person could construe as actionable, but you should be willing to eat a ban for it. That's Posters' Bushido. And if you immediately start complaining when you get un-banned? Automatic 1-week ban.

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Don't forget to look up your old professors and email them if one or more of their monographs show up on the list of stolen works! We can redistribute some wealth from the tech industry back to the humanities!

no joke Seattle: check your fucking ballots to make sure they were counted!! there are a Bunch of incomplete or invalid ballots in our age range right now, and it's a quick check to see if yours went through okay. it's not too late to fix it! info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...

The other night I had the joy of telling my wife about the time George H.W. Bush threw up on the Japanese Prime Minister AND the time Jimmy Carter was 'attacked' by a swamp rabbit.

You can't convinve me that Glen Powell is real. That's not what mouths look like