Cunk spittin Christmas cheer

HOLY Fuck I love graphs as much as I hate the billionaire class.

After all, it wouldn’t be Christmas without Mrs Baddeley’s plum pudding.

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A special bumper episode - Unnatural History by Kate Orman & Jonathan Blum (featuring @steedstylin.bsky.social) and a bonus @kateorman.bsky.social Interview! podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/h...

It’s not #Christmas unless the domestic servants are being repeatedly run over.

Coming soon…

if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now

Ooh. I’m in this.

This is a great new venture for @docoho44.bsky.social and Hamster, and I’m happy to be part of it. Take a listen!

Welcome to the Hamster Book Club - the Doctor Who Book Podcast! Debate, laughter, friendship, insight…we love Doctor Who books and we hope you do too! With artwork from @devondan.bsky.social & a new theme by @jameslark.bsky.social Like & Subscribe ❤️ podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/h...

Three years and one month from today, I’m going to grab a pickax and pull those letters off that building, but I’m going to need help holding the ladder. Are you in? Applying for my carpenter’s card today, so it’ll be a union job!!!

VILA: Sooner or later we're going to drop into one of these gift shops and never come out. AVON: Sooner or later, everyone does that, Vila. #Blakes7 #GaudaPrimeDay

I really dislike this new trend of attacking politicians if they don’t attend memorial events, by claiming it shows they don’t care about your community, and also booing them when they do attend, because how dare they show their face in your community.

Well, our show has just turned twenty, and so it's time for everyone alive and available to celebrate by reporting to the BBC Television Centre. But only one man can give them all exactly the right things to say and do — Terrance Dicks. #DoctorWho 500yeardiary.com/s3/e5

The White House has been caught. The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims. In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.

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Really appreciate the justified anger in this piece by @ryanlcooper.com. The GOP's narrative about trans people "is and always has been a lie. What these people actually have is a seething, obsessive hatred of trans people. They want them either back in the closet or dead."

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An absolute joy to record this with @nathanbottomley.com and @docoho44.bsky.social

Despite the slow pace, the lack of incident and the bad special effects, it celebrates the love and friendship between weird and grumpy old men who have annoyed one another for decades. And if you’ve got that, who needs Sha Ka Ree? #StarTrek #StarTrekV untitledstartrekproject.com/176

David Tennant, Russell T Davies and Pete McTighe join hosts Tia Kofi and Christel Dee in this festive edition of the Whoniverse Show as we celebrate 20 years since ‘The Christmas Invasion’ and talk everything ‘The War Between the Land and the Sea’. #DoctorWho youtu.be/mTS7j0b3uzs?...

There remains no explanation of any kind as to how protests somehow directly led to two jihadists buying six rifles and murdering innocent civilians at a beach. Australian media is so packed with angry racists that they won't ever ask for one

Not only was the "look how fast Australia reacts to gun violence" stuff presumptious, the specific guy who enacted those 1990s gun laws has gone full on racist maniac, decrying gun control and turning the Bondi attacks into a xenophobic hate-fest (journalists euphemise this as a "culture war")

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There's a reason why this appeared in WSJ. As a Murdoch rag, their entire demographic is people whose kids don't call.

I am so looking forward to this!

My favorite tyrant joke: a man comes every day and peers at the front page of the newspaper without buying it. The newspaper vendor says, "what are you looking for?" "An obituary." "Obituaries aren't on the front page." "This one will be."

Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true

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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

Trump's post about the Reiners is breathtakingly depraved even by his standards. Nobody who isn't profoundly wicked and degenerate has thoughts like that. Nobody with sane judgement posts them publicly.

I’m really looking forward to reading that obituary.

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides

If we could not have any more breaking news that would be great. 😩

Coming soon to Untitled Star Trek Project - Star Trek V! This stupid film was a delight to revisit - it has far more in common with TOS than IV or VI, being both ridiculous and full of humour and adventure, and cheapness. Bring it on @nathanbottomley.com @toddbeilby.bsky.social

This week, on a planet where evil carnivorous overlords oppress and prey on a helpless populace, we decide to watch and discuss State of Decay. #DoctorWho 500yeardiary.com/s3/e4/

Nosferatu is a movie about the universal fear that your wife wants to be jacked off by a Central European dude.

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The real lesson of Christmas is that if God had wanted to win over working-class Judeans, he should have sent down a less divisive Messiah.

Tom, Harry, Neelix and Chakotay somehow return from a mission with PTSD — and with memories of a battle which might not even be theirs. But there is a point here, and some last-act location work lifts the whole thing considerably. #StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager untitledstartrekproject.com/175/

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Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.

How many rocks a day should you feed your baby?