Your president is really dumb. America must be so embarrassed.

adorbs

this is what i come to bluesky for

maggots are going great!

Jamaica doing the right thing and boycotting this summers World Cup in the USA. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🇯🇲

I reckon we should all pre order monkey costumes and tattered robes for when they land back

Australia just built a giant solar farm that literally powers the entire country during the day. Also note that California is close to that feat. I’ve seen the load curves.

I just hope he delivers it sporting the haircut from A Flock of Seagulls.

beeing all relatable and shit

you’re telling me i’ll have to wait how long for paradise s3??

true or false ah who gives a shit anymore 👆🏽all the republicans propping up epstein’s bff right now

inspired!

see you there

In case you’re also a fan of pansies and violas here are a few more. Dopamine from pansies= pansamine ✔️🌿

so you’re telling me that the country infamous for mass shootings where women and children die and still can’t get the most basic checks in place is in a race to build a machine god and everything will presumably be copacetic

show me the lie

i have always found in me a great affinity towards the jewish people this is why

maggots are going great!

tim cook and sam altman could have been gay icons, instead they let themselves get screwed over by the mushroom-membered moron

Future generations won’t believe these trees existed. They will read about 1,500-year-old cedars and 2,000-year-old redwoods and think we made them up—like dragons or griffins. But right now, we have the chance to make sure the story ends differently. Don’t let the last ancients become myths.

Hi America, The best time to remove your president was quite a long time ago. However, the good news is that the next best time is NOW. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

creative teams be needing this

there was a young man from cork who got limericks and haikus confused

my cohen? leonard (sighs eternally)

Heck to the heck yes.

First holly blue #butterfly of the year today - that I’ve seen, there have probably been many others 😁🦋😍

Now plot that same data against RTO mandates 🤔

mooo nooo😭😭😭 #ynwa

who do i talk to about inserting the chef’s kiss emoji into iOS??

i’m @admadlad.bsky.social and i endorse this message

teri stopped the mailman from going postal🤯

dullards r u.s. also works if you write it together because y’know russian sleeper agent

what now with trevor noah does everything tim ferriss does but with an extraordinary lightness of being that doesn’t grate, or ingratiate, even in the ads an exceptionally intelligent man and his equally intriguing friend are so based they make everyone else look basic

you were able to be racist with impunity, which i’m guessing for most of the people who voted for him (again) was totally worth it

he’d make a terrific world leader

when you see this…trump kinda tracks🤷🏽‍♂️

a hugely underrated aspect of parliamentary systems is the snap election. far superior to impeachment, which was a dumb design to start with and straight up does not work anymore

eat. the. rich.

If you support Donald Trump, you're sewage.

maggots are going great

the insane thing is that this is extremely lightly exaggerated 🤦🏽‍♂️

Call me old fashioned but when someone tweets they’ve won the war it’s kinda rude for the other side to keep fighting.

all my hopes are on the champion’s league #ynwa

morons have turned all branches of the us govt into an insane asylum what do you expect when you put the man referred to the most number of times in the epstein files as your head of state?

as someone who does both, both

the light of elendil 🤓

answering questions to internet strangers🥹

mirror finish silver, reflecting society back to itself

security, unquestionably especially if you’re an exhibitionist (which i am not, just making the case that not having privacy is totally fine with some folks, for some reason🤷🏽‍♂️)