So it’s bad if you come to this country and don’t speak English, but it’s also bad if you live here and study English at University?

A benefit of advertising always being into the shiny new thing is it allows you to work out which decade the exact same tedious shit is being spouted.

DeChambeau. What a prick. Such an arsehole.

The Americans shouldn’t be too upset. They can just turn the scoreboard off and tell everyone they won.

They don’t like it up ‘em. Haha.

Who is all this ‘we can be knee-jerk racists too’ Labour communication meant to appeal to? 🤷‍♂️

Can’t help but think that perhaps putting in place the policies you were elected on with a massive majority might have been time better spent than second guessing a bunch of lying racist cunts who lost.

5 games played. 5 points clear.

Charles earned some of his money today.

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Gone from gas to a new induction cooker. Witchcraft.

How the fuck did we win that?

I miss being here.

Brazil jails former president who tried to overthrow the Government UK sacks ambassador with links to Epstein. US make a guy who did both President. Let’s not take lessons in morality from those clowns, eh?

A good question to ask is who benefits the most from this? Who does it help most? Who does it harm most?

Shit’s going down. Not good news from the US. Not good at all.

Makes sense why they made Mandelson US Ambassador now.

I’ve been in shorts since March. Not sure I want to wear trousers again.

Pretty much every challenge I’m working with can be ultimately tracked back to Founders scaling and then hanging around too long/not letting go.

Doing a dry September because it’s one day shorter than October.

There’s an S in the NYT Spelling Bee today. This is an event.

I’ve recently lived in 2 countries big on their national flags. Everywhere. They respect their flags and have strict rules for their use. Flagpoles, for example. I didn’t see any looking like shit tea towels hanging from windows or graffiti-ed on council property.

What is this wet matter cascading from the sky?

Keeps in Amorim in a job. #YNWA

Billionaires and inherited money owned media calling Angela Rayner ‘three houses’ isn’t the saddest part. It’s the working/middle class boot-lickers repeating it that’s so tragic. Such a serf nation. Crabs in a bucket.

The transactions I’ve had with several financial institutions overseas “help-desks” over the last few weeks has actually made me think AI actually might not make things worse. Utter, mind-boggling incompetence. Clownery in pidgin English. It would be funny if their fuck-ups weren’t so serious. 😑

You’d think all the blatant racist and anti-immigration rhetoric underpinned by ‘save the billionaires’ commentary by the media and the cronies they own would be an obvious tactic, seen through for what it is by anyone with half a brain. Alas…

There’s a Marks & Spencer in Corfu town. 🤪

Big Russian men plain ignoring their instagramming trophy wives on holiday is a vibe.

Gave up smoking proper over 11 years ago. Yet, when I smell a freshly lit cigarette whilst on a beach in the sun, for a split-second I would kill just for a drag. Nicotine. Helluva drug.

Anyone got any ‘fash adjacent’ exploits. I once went go-karting with Lord Rothermere (he was ‘son of’ then) owner of The Mail in the nineties. They were clients. Have you got any rotten fascist cunt proximity stories?

The “I want my country back” mob seem to spend most of their time slagging it off, and the rest of the time being scared of it. Such fucking weird people.

How could we make Alien Earth Ep.1 even better? End it on black screen and play Mob Rules? Done.

Seems that there’s a lot of countries in the world with two primary political parties: a “conservative” one dedicated to preserving white supremacy by tearing down the institutions that might fight it, and a “liberal” one dedicated to preserving white supremacy through inaction.

Goal in the 20th minute…

A large % of my job is teaching younger people how to do what I can do. I learned lots of it from the older people I worked with in the office. 🤔

And there’s their ‘Why?’ To make money at any moral cost How? Bending the knee and bribery. See also:all American tech. These are appalling people. Stop worshipping them.

Daughter got a Nintendo Switch 2 for her Birthday today. That’s two happy people in the house.

The end of 28 Years later. WTF? And not in a good way.

Surely common sense is implementing the means to process immigrants asap so they can be quickly a) allowed to work and pay tax, or b) be chucked out. Anything else is self-defeating, more expensive and playing into the hands of goons. It’s almost like no one wants to sort it. 🤔

Bootlickers will be the end of us.

“Collapse isn’t just caused by structures, but also people. If you want to save the world then … don’t be a dick. Don’t work for big tech, arms manufacturers or the fossil fuel industry. Don’t accept relationships based on domination and share power whenever you can.”

Yr 7 School Uniform WhatsApp has started. Hundreds of mums contradicting each other incessantly. It started at 7am. Still going. School doesn’t start for a month. Shoot me now.

No tsunamis in St Albans. That’s one thing that’s better than the last place.

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Not a word, apparently. 🤷‍♂️

At a comedy festival in St Albans and being part of the 10% who cheered when they started slagging off private education. Tough crowd.

If you wondered how things are on X, MAGA goons are in the process of trying to normalise paedophilia wholesale so they can excuse what everybody else knows. Jeez.

Lions. Blimey.