Seeing so many laid off. Being a top performer, making it to C-Suite, hell - even being young won’t protect you now. It’s not you; it’s them is scant reassurance. Tough times ahead. And no, not everyone wants to fucking ‘hustle’.

Agency AI evangelists giving off very strong ‘pick-me’ vibes.

Jesus, Labour are bad at this. Such a fucking disappointment.

The sheer volume of self-important LI posts about the Spotify logo when not a single punter gives a solitary fuck about it pretty much sums up the banality of 95% of ‘marketing’ posts.

If you need to know who the biggest shithouse Labour MPs are, they’ll be the ones backing Streeting. Hope this helps.

Slot out.

My main take away of Americans whilst living there was that they take themselves very very seriously, and I have absolutely no idea why.

All normal down at The Sun, I see.

General rule of thumb. The people telling you immigrants are taking your money and services are taking your money and services.

If vast swathes of the ill-informed blamed cats for all their problems, would the government, knowing that cats were not in fact to blame for all the problems, start fucking with cats anyway, or is this something we just save for the minority du jour?

Just put a bet on Miliband. So that’s him fucked, then.

I’d take Starmer over Streeting which should show you my absolute disgust for Streeting. (“Chaos with Ed Milliband” is my favoured route of all the completely shit routes. I mean, it’s all fucked - so why not?)

Slot out. Enough of this boring Dutch dross.

Skechers are the Superdry of shoes.

Cameron: My hubris ultimately led to Brexit. Who can beat that? Starmer: Hold my pint…

So turns out ignoring those who voted for you, not doing what you said you’d do all whilst sucking up to a bunch of racists and corporate lobbies who would never vote for you was a shit idea? Who’d a thunk?

I’ve only met two people who have actively tried to be a Labour politician in the last 10 years. Neither of them had any socialist values, they were both independently wealthy and they went for Labour as they thought it would be easier. Sample size of 2, yet feels robust.

I think one has to accept that’s there’s a large percentage of people who don’t want things better for everyone, just things worse for people they hate and fuck everything else.

We’re gonna get humped today.

Save on your corporate ‘psychology’, read up on your philosophy. It’s all there.

When a King and a Pope have the moral high ground…

Come on Bayern! Never said that before.

The football!

“My brother fucked kids too.” “I know. I was there.”

John Terry’s a racist? What? Surely not. Where were the signs? 🤷‍♂️

If ballrooms are genuinely the best way to not get shot as opposed to stricter gun laws - the Federal Govt can fund ballrooms for all schools. Once they’ve done that, he can have his. 👍

If you’re clearly a smart cookie but you can conveniently ignore all the appalling things the company you work for does until they do it to you - tough.

Another day of this and there’ll be a hosepipe ban.

One of the great mysteries of modern life. Demonstrably stupid people calling smart people they don’t like “low IQ”.

The pub gardens of St Albans are already very busy. 👍

Yet another example supporting my theory that all surveys will always demonstrate that 1 in every 3 people is a fucking moron. Plan accordingly.

If you look at the desperate frothing and fervour with which the super-rich and their stooges are trying to get Starmer out and then consider how pathetically passive he’s been towards them - imagine who they want in and what they would do to the rest of us.

Just walked past a middle-class mum-fluencer dancing to her mobile for ‘content’ in front of St Albans cathedral. The mobile was strapped to the handle of a push-chair. The push chair was empty. We live in a ridiculous world.

Went to London today. Walked everywhere. Had a nice time. Lived there for 20 years. If anything’s changed - it’s safer. Anyone telling you otherwise is a lying prick. (Written on my phone that wasn’t stolen).

Wouldn’t it be cool If ‘splitting the G’ was engineered by Guinness marketing to make more first sips bigger - working out that it equated to existing buyers drinking more. (Plus newbies trying it. Obv).

What views outside politics do you realise you can’t trust this person’s judgment? -Van Hagar being better the DLR Van Halen. -Thinking The Last Jedi is shit, but loving the other two in that trilogy. Thank you. Your opinions are now worthless to me.

The best, most effective and creative clients I ever worked with were all trained marketers. Weird.

Jesus should be central in our US politics. Pope speaks. No! Not that Jesus!

Looking at all the front pages today I think the sooner UK newspapers die - the better.

“Never accept criticism from someone you would never take advice from” is a pretty smart piece of advice. “Never take advice from some try-hard, rictus-grinned, busy-bollock prick you’ve never heard of on LI” is another, I would suggest.

The Iran war gong so badly they’re trying to bring Epstein back into the news…

The word ‘Founder’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting these days. Self-employed used to suffice.

UK political discourse Tory MP goes to hotel room. Pawns all the furniture for personal gain, shits all over the room and gets thrown out. You get the room. Hang on. There’s no furniture and there’s shit all over the room. Tory MP: it your fault there’s no furniture and shit all over the room.

Makes the fuss about Joe slurring his words all a bit minor now doesn’t it. Old guy gets forgetful - very very bad. Racist homicidal narcissist with dementia says he’s gonna commit atrocities - meh. 🇺🇸

I loved working in advertising for over 20 years and made some friends for life, but I see posts about it and all the same bullshit, grifters and circle-jerking and I feel an immense sense of relief that I don’t have to pretend to entertain that shit anymore.

Any Hertfordshire shares would be greatly appreciated (a Hertfordshire Share sounds like the polar opposite of a Glasgow Kiss)

Blocking MAGATs on LI now, if we needed a reminder of how that site is going presently.

In a way I’m glad I’m not ultra-rich because they all seem to have to hang around with each other and they all seem such vacuous cunts.

Frimpong is made of crisps.

Love San Francisco.