Tubi, a fire stick (or tablet) with a vpn set to US is a fucking wonderland for a horror fan.

Whilst its been weirdly accepted that a level of psychopathy helps driven people get to the top, we are somehow surprised that a) everything is now fucked and b) they enjoy doing psychopathic things with other psychopaths in their free time. But anyway, immigrants…

These holding companies have been great for advertising, haven’t they. Makes me wish I’d started in the biz later. Said no one ever.

Go Seahawks.

I’ve seen that Haier ad twice. I still have absolutely no idea who they are or what they do. I paid attention too. Still 🤷

Why has no one sent Kendall Jenner to Minnesota with a Pepsi yet?

Remember. All those resigning / apologising are doing so because they were caught. Not because they did it. There is nothing noble about them. Scumbags. The lot.

Having successfully navigated Dry January I can categorically define the difference between drinking and not drinking Not drinking makes you feel better. Drinking makes you feel good. Cheers.

Just saw a post on LI where someone just said that ads should be targeted to the right audience like he invented it as a concept. Lots of likes. How do you stay in an industry that appears to be getting more cretinous by the day? I don’t know whether to respect you or pity you.

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

I see more about the bad shit that’s happening in the US, than I ever did when I lived there. That may explain some things.

There’s going to be some mental gymnastics from ‘pAtRiOtS’ trying to square their performative adoration of our armed forces with Trump’s negative comments about them.

Roxy was momentarily right about something. 🤯

Greenland’s bad, but what about the fee fees of a talentless millionaire nepo-baby married into a billionaire family? Perspective, people.

A prediction. Old Parents: ooh doesn’t look good in USA Vote Reform anyway. One year later: well I didn’t expect it to be THIS bad.

Turns out the”Don’t tread on me’ mob didn’t want treading on because they wanted to lick the boot first.

If Harriet’s evidence has taught me anything it’s how much heavy-lifting book editors must do. Also, in a consensus-building game, telling everyone else to pretty much fuck off is possibly a bit self-defeating. 😬

Harriet’s not as strong as she thinks she is. If she goes it’ll be the third one gone from pure hubris.

Beginning to feel a bit more old school Twitter here these days. I like.

My 11 year old daughter has identified Jessie in Traitors as “literally the main character in the types of books I read.” There’s money there.

As of today we are no longer permanent residents of the USA. Green cards sent back. Fuck that shit.

One of Boyzone is wearing better…

This time last year it was 4pm and everyone else was either waking up to a new year or pissed.

DUBS WIN

Watching Warriors live, eating pizza and drinking too much. Like we never left.

I’ve been listening to The Odyssey by day and playing Donkey Kong Bananza by night and my dreams are off the charts. Might add cheese tonight.

LinkedIn End Boss.

David Williams. Always the ones you least suspect. 😐

Trade ‘press’ is just the same 30 people mawkishly blowing sunshine up each others arses on rotation, isn’t it.

The flagshagging ‘patriots’ are showing their true colours.

Well, who could have guessed that a massive conifer tree in the front room and 2 Norwegian Forest cats would be ‘challenging’.

I see Bartlett is in San Francisco hosting Q&As on how to be a good entrepreneur, which is tantamount to Carling Black Label opening a tent at Oktoberfest.

How’s this putting cunts in charge of literally everything working out for everyone? We all having a good time?

LI with its predictable ‘this is an amazing opportunity! Suck it up and let’s grind!’ from the usual ‘WORK IS MY LIFE’ gob-shites, none of whom have just lost their jobs. Imagine living that way. Fuck me.

Getting Klopp to do a Kenny interim manager job till the end of the season is the only quick way out of this. He won’t. But imagine if he did.

Amazing how many previously normal people come out of coaching training and speak like new age hippies on LI. Almost as tedious as strategists using a slide in a pitch-deck to tell everyone they read a fucking book.

‘You have to use AI’ is the same vibe as ‘we’ve bought the offices. You have to work in them’.

As a former resident this doesn’t feel too wrong.

*unpacks Norwegian clobber from loft*

So the Home Secretary has to be a fascist of South Asian descent pulling the ladder up regardless of what party is in power? 🫤

There’s a lot of denial going on in the other place.

Labour. The John Fetterman of political parties.

Lisa Nandy is an absolute fucking idiot. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

When the things you’re most proud of are merely accidents of birth, you should probably aim a bit higher.

Hahaha. Yikes. www.instagram.com/reel/DQpZNe7...

I mean, the record’s okay but if he’d sellotaped a Mitsubishi to the record sleeve too…

The thing with obviously closeted MAGAs is that everyone knows they’re gay. And largely, nobody gives a fuck. So what are they desperately trying to cover up?

Looking forward to escorting fifteen 11 year old girls trick or treating in the pissing rain later.