I’ve been listening to The Odyssey by day and playing Donkey Kong Bananza by night and my dreams are off the charts. Might add cheese tonight.

LinkedIn End Boss.

David Williams. Always the ones you least suspect. 😐

Trade ‘press’ is just the same 30 people mawkishly blowing sunshine up each others arses on rotation, isn’t it.

The flagshagging ‘patriots’ are showing their true colours.

Well, who could have guessed that a massive conifer tree in the front room and 2 Norwegian Forest cats would be ‘challenging’.

I see Bartlett is in San Francisco hosting Q&As on how to be a good entrepreneur, which is tantamount to Carling Black Label opening a tent at Oktoberfest.

How’s this putting cunts in charge of literally everything working out for everyone? We all having a good time?

LI with its predictable ‘this is an amazing opportunity! Suck it up and let’s grind!’ from the usual ‘WORK IS MY LIFE’ gob-shites, none of whom have just lost their jobs. Imagine living that way. Fuck me.

Getting Klopp to do a Kenny interim manager job till the end of the season is the only quick way out of this. He won’t. But imagine if he did.

Amazing how many previously normal people come out of coaching training and speak like new age hippies on LI. Almost as tedious as strategists using a slide in a pitch-deck to tell everyone they read a fucking book.

‘You have to use AI’ is the same vibe as ‘we’ve bought the offices. You have to work in them’.

As a former resident this doesn’t feel too wrong.

*unpacks Norwegian clobber from loft*

So the Home Secretary has to be a fascist of South Asian descent pulling the ladder up regardless of what party is in power? 🫤

There’s a lot of denial going on in the other place.

Labour. The John Fetterman of political parties.

Lisa Nandy is an absolute fucking idiot. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

When the things you’re most proud of are merely accidents of birth, you should probably aim a bit higher.

Hahaha. Yikes. www.instagram.com/reel/DQpZNe7...

I mean, the record’s okay but if he’d sellotaped a Mitsubishi to the record sleeve too…

The thing with obviously closeted MAGAs is that everyone knows they’re gay. And largely, nobody gives a fuck. So what are they desperately trying to cover up?

Looking forward to escorting fifteen 11 year old girls trick or treating in the pissing rain later.

Let’s see Obama say he’s looking to serve a third term and watch the right-wing goons’ mental gymnastics.

It’s that time of the year in the UK where those who love to call people with empathy “virtue-signallers”, massively virtue-signal.

You may know some people who managed to get a green card. Bet you don’t know too many who are fucking them off. It was an interesting 4 years. No need to go back now. Let alone pay tax to the fuckers.

Never watched Traitors. Doing a family binge from Season 1. Wilf is a fucking legend. There are multitudes within him. (we haven’t got past episode 6- don’t spoil it)

Stephen Curry highlights? ROLL THE TAPE 📽️

Not much I miss about the US but I miss watching Steph live. #warriors

Boot-lickers and toadies have always been the problem and will be the end of us all. Including themselves.

A headline from Sun online today. It’s from 3 years ago and happened in France. Wonder why they run stuff like this daily? It a puzzler. 🤔

The good thing for business is that not only will they continue to promote younger leaders with no experience for less money, but the next set in will have used AI to cheat their exams. (They’ll probably see this as an asset. Zero critical thinking but good at AI prompts. Ideal.)

So it’s bad if you come to this country and don’t speak English, but it’s also bad if you live here and study English at University?

A benefit of advertising always being into the shiny new thing is it allows you to work out which decade the exact same tedious shit is being spouted.

DeChambeau. What a prick. Such an arsehole.

The Americans shouldn’t be too upset. They can just turn the scoreboard off and tell everyone they won.

They don’t like it up ‘em. Haha.

Who is all this ‘we can be knee-jerk racists too’ Labour communication meant to appeal to? 🤷‍♂️

Can’t help but think that perhaps putting in place the policies you were elected on with a massive majority might have been time better spent than second guessing a bunch of lying racist cunts who lost.

5 games played. 5 points clear.

Charles earned some of his money today.

😮

Gone from gas to a new induction cooker. Witchcraft.

How the fuck did we win that?

I miss being here.

Brazil jails former president who tried to overthrow the Government UK sacks ambassador with links to Epstein. US make a guy who did both President. Let’s not take lessons in morality from those clowns, eh?

A good question to ask is who benefits the most from this? Who does it help most? Who does it harm most?

Shit’s going down. Not good news from the US. Not good at all.

Makes sense why they made Mandelson US Ambassador now.