I don't think making the gym your personality is a great thing

You ain't outrunning this

Hot box. Get it?

How can that possibly be tagged "adult content"? That is NOT an adult.

THE ODYSSEY's instantly, predictably enormous success is Exhibit #32176 that the right wing's grievance-farming operation is not some great American cultural shift. Most people don't give a shit about their petty crusades.

Yet another reason to ditch Twitter: It makes this stuff look bigger than it ever really is, instead of just the latest meltdown of a terminally online and ultimately rather niche movement of crybabies.

She's not really asking if you want to smell wallflowers

<Strategically hides ER vape pens around house>

The lamest people on earth have all the money - fucking bleak

The villain of waterworld being a faux-religious pirate king who sails the seas in the wreck of the Exxon-Valdez and wants to create a "church of endless growth" while encouraging his crew to live lives of constant consumption even as he's running out of the oil that makes him such a threat is good

Arizona

Stand By Me

25 emails since I shut my computer at 4pm on a Friday Who the fuck are you people?

This

Drop an unpopular opinion: I only like sharing appetizers. I don't do bite for bite.

Me

I have a very extensive list of people I have wished dick shingles on.

Do they understand how PhDs work

I will say it again. Ideas like these should require that you physically defend them. As in . Let's fight.

Jerking off in the morning is obscene behavior i can't relate to. You're 5 minutes out from sleep and you're cranking that shit??? Thinking about your dreams???? Don't you want some water and to brush your teeth first, dog? How do you have the energy to be horny u gotta get up and greet the day, pal

God I have such a crush on her for this

How have I been sleeping on Idles?

you can’t keep me away from this delicious caesar poop worm

I cheated open.spotify.com/track/587i4g...

you can just say anything now. you can just say whatever. you can say eritrea has better elections than vermont. you can say saturn has better elections than rhode island. you can say the mariana trench has better acoustics than an applebee's. it doesn't matter anymore, just say whatever you want

It starts with not having a Soul, then it goes downhill from there ...

Like, how do you even become a Todd Blanche?

The lettuce thing feels unpleasantly like the opening act of something worse and much larger that is going to characterize the next several years of our lives

China listening to this ramble

ass out flower ate this is how i like pollinate

I like to look at this picture and imagine this is bad taxidermy and not the current president

Former sheriff turned governor let off with warning for running red light. www.reviewjournal.com/news/politic...

In some way Trump's NPD is a perfect demonstration of the pathological nature of the insecurities the disorder causes, because Trump has, in fact, succeeded in becoming the most important and talked-about person on earth, and yet has a constant crippling need for attention and fear of criticism.

Closeted, self loathing, white male homosexuals with power are extremely dangerous.

Me. Every morning.

FYI - there is a small army of very serious but anonymous white men on TikTok who post nothing but first person videos making the case that all of Trump's middle East moves really are part of some grand strategy that none but them can see. It sounds pretty convincing if you're dumb.

"Everyone in this admin is corrupt" Me:

Carl Modelo

Standing here in the produce aisle and I couldnt hate Trump and his people more

This app ain't got the juice

Where my work takes me

The Cubans in Trump's orbit have extraordinary power

"Thank God we castrated the SEC, right fellow Rich Assholes?"

SpaceX stock is like "what if Enron and cryptocurrency, and Elon could rug pull the fucking NASDAQ"

stuff like this is why one important avenue for court reform is just nixing the shadow docket altogether and forcing these people to explain themselves to the public when they issue orders. also, making their records property of the united states and subject to publication when they leave the bench.

a decade ago there was an entire movement dedicated to confronting the militarization of state power against its citizens Not only did you not listen... our political actors increased police budgets across the entire country Now military forces are killing White moms and nurses

These motherfuckers lucky I never hit a huge lotto

There is no going back

Those very large, proficient ground forces the Gulf States are known for

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.