They're all great, but this is top tier. Should have got an Oscar.

Predator. But not for Arnold.

Early up

Walking into 2026

😭😭😭

SLC Punk is such an underrated movie. I never see people talking about it, though I have thought of the "gathering of people" line a lot in the last few years...

Hey! Stop fucking with that stereo.

WOULD

Pulp Fiction from the front row. We had some hash and no idea what we were walking into

What actors facial expression will stay with you for the rest of your life. Cause it was real

@funkelly.bsky.social www.etsy.com/listing/5304...

This motherfucker ain't even a year in and we already at pardons? www.rawstory.com/trump-pardon...

This fucking guy

I'm in love with a pair of shoes that won't stay tied sounds like a metaphor

It could've happened. It might happen. One day, it will definitely happen. He's at the stage where we should always have some champagne on ice (or whatever your preferred beverage for celebrating might be) because it could come at any moment

Old Skool #Audio Stack. #Audiophile

Everyone saw it.

Narrator: Three days later he woke up dehydrated in a bathroom in Tijuana wearing only a g-string and suspenders.

Can Santa see in the dark? Does he wear night vision goggles? These are the questions that keep me up at night

Wish me luck. I just hit the China Star buffet. No telling how this turns out.

Noem yesterday

They're gonna hafta get GROK in there so it isn't WOKE

Me watching civil servants put themselves in legal and reputational jeopardy for a fucking guy that ain't even got that long

Unlimited money actually makes you dumber. Fight me.

we’re gonna need to issue vax darts and air rifles to citizen militias like the tranq rounds that game control carries i will be enlisting at 9:02 am announcement day

Hey now… I was born in Sixxx Sehvennn and I don’t. Look that old

I was born in 67 and I resent that 😂 Make it 1955

that is the most republican looking man i have ever seen

This is far from over, but I tend to agree. Authoritarian attempts are prototypical cases of multiple equilibria: when the key actors believe that it will succeed, they are more likely to join, which makes it more likely to succeed. When that belief crumbles, the probability of success vanishes...

The administration is quite literally breaking all the laws of God and man to destroy Kilmar Abrego Garcia as an example to everyone. His freedom is our freedom.

Me on my 7 AM West Coast Teams call after this fucking week.

A beautiful thread from a beautiful thread. A Thread Inception?

Wait till you can't get a tax return or board a domestic flight without offering this up

It’s from democrats being pressured by the left that they did of these things you’re spamming my mentions with. Leftist organizers made this change happen through working to get democrats to do these things over years.

Here’s the reality: both our families are MAGA. And when we see and hear about MAGAs sobering up we could only wish. Nope. Our elderly parents are spending their sunset years rooting for fascism. Our siblings , the same.

Not me bitch. I got people who actually love me.

soundtrack probably not as good though 😔

Getting some real "beginning of the last 1/3 of a Scorcese film" energy from the administration right now

When I told my wife years ago that Trump supporters were irredeemable and not worth making room for she didn't want to believe me. She's now "fuck em" even harder than I am.

Trump about to do something crazy

Just saying

Kristi Noem kicking the shit out of someone's dog tonight

Me: Well, yeah

like, sick own and all, etc. but these people are fascists. they don't care at all. what are you doing. we didnt beat hitler by gotcha-ing him about the holocaust.

Oh you broke ranks and squandered your politically advantageous position on the government shutdown, and the audacious gambit resulted in the most obvious outcome imaginable? You really are a Democrat.

Congratulations you fucking morons

Reaching new levels of shame about being an American on an hourly basis. We are 100% "the baddies".

These little bitches

Noem:

I am honestly having some trouble following “the health care industry is a huge powerful malevolent machine ripping off America and we want you to negotiate directly with it for your insulin.”