My child has pinned me down. She has forbidden me from leaving the house.

We found where you slutty bottoms came from

I had a great weekend driving around the Carolinas, but after over a thousand miles of driving in three days I just want to lie down for a bit. Doesn't help that the bed in the hotel sucked lol

The vibe for the morning road trip down to North Carolina youtu.be/_-TMxqEZE5s

It’s so cool that you can now pay even more for a five year old console with no games on it from a company that sucks

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

Fuck me this is bleak. But please, do continue to use GenAI slop thumbnails for your YouTube videos, or your album art, or your book covers or whatever else. I'll continue to refuse to watch/listen/read any of them, knowing already they're not worth the time & that you're a disappointing lazy hack.

This is a real tough choice between G and D, but I'm betraying my American upbringing and say D. I mean, Indian? Chinese? Japanese? Thai? Hard to compete

Edgy Internet Guy™ (2025)

House Democrats Draft Incredibly Powerful Social Media Post hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

Mind the gap

Fluffy

When Elon Musk’s Son Wants A Hug

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars. OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

Right now there's a petition in Australia to establish a law that would prevent organizations like "Collective Shout" from forming harassment campaigns. This is only for Australians to sign, but it's also encouraged for others to share the petition. #SaveSpeech Link: www.aph.gov.au/e-petitions/...

Stephanie sent me this

I managed to go through Beach Bear Summer without stepping foot on a beach. No matter! It's finally Septemburr!

This should have been a Wii Sport

I'll krump with you, sweetie pie! 💙

Replacing human workers with AI is going very well I see… 🤔 www.bbc.com/news/article...

Now this is a journalist who deserves respect.

It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!

WCK’s mobile bakery in Gaza is currently producing 45,000 loaves of bread every day. With more supplies, including flour and fuel, we'd be able to more than double that daily output and support more Palestinian families in need. #ChefsForGaza

🇵🇸 Clone YCH to help Palestinian families! 100% non-profit.

With the death of anti-LGBTQ Christian Nationalist, James Dobson, the VIP section of Hell is now full. Fellow bigots, please make other arrangements.

As if this year couldn't get any worse. Mastodon was one of my earliest bands in my metal journey and the Leviathan album is a massively important album to me. Modern metal would not be the same without Brent Hinds. Rest in peace.

fuck jk rowling pass it on

When you go to message someone on Telegram but they deleted their account so you're searching like

You sure about this, Google?

My response to this law youtu.be/bWXazVhlyxQ?...

An update from us here at PBS 💙

A normal dog doing normal things.

If you want a weird but true fact to talk about: Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in August

Why did Cubefeller have to make such a buff sexy lion fursona for their tools? I'm not complaining...

We need a furry camping weekend here

lol

The surgery was a success! I feel like shit from the incisions and groggy from the drugs, but I can supposedly feel better starting tomorrow. That being said, no heavy lifting and no driving while on the pain meds, which is really gonna suck xP

I had some stomach cramps over the weekend that persisted, so I went to the ER and for a CT scan. The results show I have appendicitis. Went from moving into my house to moving into an ER lol

Our chonky child sulking at the door because we're painting upstairs and blocked her off

First night in the house! We still have a lot of work to do before we can settle in, so bachelor living for now...

Hell yeah but also where's the Diane "mascot"?

Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends. But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month. See you soon, NYC.

It might have been taken down, but the wayback machine version is here. Of note: Collective Shout seems to be defining ANY situation where a child is in physical danger in the story as "child abuse", a definition that would ban a lot of PG rated movies: web.archive.org/web/20250719...