Alien: And how did you run out of water? Earthling: Machines drank it. Alien: Machines. Earthling: We had to feed machines the water. Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water. Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us. Alien: End communication.

This is basically the perfect "Saturday morning social media content" I crave haha, whole thread had me like

I love this god damn himbo so much Play NTE if you agree

Wolverine aka Logan aka James Howlett aka Patch aka Weapon X aka not the nicest person out there. #Wolverine #Xmen #Marvel #Logan #WeaponX #CharacterDesign

Red Ranger, Pink Ranger, Black Ranger, Yellow Ranger, Blue Ranger, Megazord

Fun fact, if you buy bird feeders designed to close at the weight of a squirrel, red squirrels will not trigger them. This isn't actually because they're so tiny that they weigh as little as birds, it's because they're perfect little creatures and care not for the foolish machinations of mankind

I drew a Moon Knight. With apologies to Frank Miller...

There was a pretty definitive theme to the toys that were opened this weekend

It's Count Dooku... times two-ku! This summer; the blockbuster hit of the season takes theaters by storm ENTER THE DOOKUVERSE Starring Christopher "a new power is rising" Lee, and Nicolas "Carla was the prom queen" Cage You'd better make sure you can Count... to TWO!

If this man isn't one of your favorite Star Wars characters, I do not trust you

I feel like everyone trying to bag on this Odyssey flick is just trying to seem cool for having read it, and like Bruh Come ON I don't care where you went or far you made it, EVERYONE had SOME class that made us read it in school It's like trying to flex that you've used a dictionary 😂

❤️ smugglers 🤎 #starwars

Me: Ice cubes plz My ice maker: Sure thing boss, I'll make a lot of noise for a while, just enough to upset your cats, and then spit out two cubes Me: Um, maybe a couple more? My ice maker: Sure thing boss, I'll spit forty ice cubes in under two seconds, just like you asked Me: 😑

I had a lot to say about how much I love Steve Englehart and Frank Brunner's run on Doctor Strange, so I wrote a whole thing about it, and that fascinating era of Bronze Age Marvel history. #doctorstrange #Marvel #comics #comicsky comicdeepdive.blogspot.com/2026/05/doct...

Hey so if you've got TTRPG adjacent editing work you need done, I'm about to hit a lull in my schedule. I'd love to conect with some new folks! I'm proficient in Draw Steel and D&D styles, but have also worked on several smaller games with unique rule sets. My contact info is in my bio 🤙

Conquest, War, Famine, and the fetid exhalation of the yawning grave, Death. All living things await him!

Me trying to blow a medieval peasant’s mind: and the downloadable content for the game was actually already on the disc you were just paying to unlock it Peasant(chewing the gas station beef jerky I gave him): I saw the cobbler’s wife kissing Satan’s asshole in the forest Me (mind blown): waaaaaa

@digifluid.bsky.social The previews rolling in today for First Light have me thinking our hype is well and truly justified!

"No, you hang up first! No, you!! Ok, ok, we'll do it at the same time, you silly goose!"

@digifluid.bsky.social I feel like you need this in your life

just posting this bill sienkiewicz wolverine art because its amazing and i think more people need to see it

Just because I dig The #XMen … #characterdedigner #AnimationArtist #ThomasPerkins

Lego Old Grogu is the most unsettling thing you will see today... listen, if I have to see it, you do too, that's how social media works right?

Me: "Oooh new guy I love in this gacha, time to mix things up, suppose I can take a break from all this He-Man stuff til we get closer to the movie" Mattel: /shadow drops all the MotU toys overnight for immediate delivery, gonna be here between 2-6 today Me:

MRW my fav Bleach gacha adds the best Arrancar (Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, obviously) and then gives him out for free to everyone Thank you RNGesus, patron diety of all gacha fans, you have truly blessed me this day 🙏

BEHOLD THE EVOLUTION OF SCIENCE... you don't even have to turn it upside down! science.nasa.gov/specials/you...

THANKS I LOVE IT

he’s literally right behind you luigi, you absolute rube

Sometimes a figure you snag as a "sure, why not" sale purchase ends up being a real banger you're happier you grabbed than you expected This is one of those times

He can do this all day. 8.5x11 commission. Ink, Copic markers and some colored pencils. #captainamerica #marvel

Happy Superman Day!! #superman #dccomics

I love this Thing by Adam Murphy.

"Oh, Jesus Christ..." - ancient - makes your grandma mad - invites religious discourse, ugh "By Ymir's frozen axe..." - bold - powerful - well-armed - cool, literally and figuratively - endorsed by wandering Cimmerians

I don't think I've ever gotten so exhausted so quickly of a slang term in my entire life than "vibe coded" Everyone who uses it clearly thinks they're cooler than the other side of the pillow, but somehow fail to realize that term is already FIRMLY entrenched in this realm:

There is truly no more satisfying part of working in HR than being able to reply to an email from an unpleasant manager that's essentially just "my employees have found a way to experience a small piece of joy in the workplace, can I stop them from doing that" with "no, you can't, leave them alone"

THESE ARE ALL POPCORN BUCKETS WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

It's 60 years since Fantastic Four #52 came out, featuring the debut of the Black Panther, so to celebrate, I wrote a piece about the origins of the character: comicdeepdive.blogspot.com/2026/04/the-...

Wolvie learning a thing or two from Wolverine #art

good morning

::whisper:: Nakia expresses the same sentiment about sharing Wakanda's resources, but without the global conquest part, and nobody goes around saying "Nakia Was Right"

Latest box of toys kinda has a theme 😅 (I firmly believe growing up in love with She-Ra is why I am able to understand powerful women are perfect and not scary things to be creepy about online, forever grateful for that, thanks Adora) Also getting good and evil versions at the same time is aces 🗡️🎉

some #goblinqueen action, I will note the skull cyke situation was an idea I pilfered from someone elses illustration I saw. #xmen #madelynepryor