✅ The Mandalorian S1 ✅ The Mandalorian S2 ✅ The Book of Boba Fett ✅ The Mandalorian S3 ✅ Ahsoka S1 ✅ Skeleton Crew Mandalorian & Grogu pregame rewatch complete!

daaaamn london

Alien: And how did you run out of water? Earthling: Machines drank it. Alien: Machines. Earthling: We had to feed machines the water. Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water. Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us. Alien: End communication.

I just had an "I have a problem" moment with Steam. Opened up my email, saw a 'thanks for your Steam purchase' unread one and immediately thought it was a scam because I haven't bought anything wtf And then it hit me. Yes I did, last night from my phone while laying on the couch 😂

Anyway that’s me writing down my Ahsoka season 2 predictions, so there’s a record of how wrong I am when it finally comes out next year.

Just finished up rewatching Ahsoka and it seems pretty clear to me that season 2 is likely going to riff pretty hard on the original Thrawn trilogy. I feel fairly confident that: - Thrawn’s weird stormtroopers in the show are/going to be the canon version of book Thrawn’s Spaarti clones

As much as I love Andor—and I do love Andor—this is a moment from recent Star Wars that’s really stuck with me. Maybe it’s an ‘I’m getting older’ thing.

Instagram is awful

Discovering there's a tier below "As Seen on TV"

I’d lay down money that a good chunk of the crying about “Disney Star Wars” is rooted in new canon’s central thesis (post-ROTJ) being that failure to ruthlessly punish fascists and their enablers leads only to catastrophe later on.

Oh my god it’s only Thursday

Random thing that has always irritated me: when you’re listening to the score from a movie and they’ve decided to arrange the tracks in a completely different order than they play in the film itself

Somebody is happy her blanket is back

LMAO the great thing about this is that they had a private equity drone speak at a humanities graduation. But this is also another example of "Twitter brain": people (and industries) that are still on Twitter are disconnected from reality to such a degree that they're shocked to encounter it.

I have to imagine that when Luke drops from the weathervane under Cloud City onto the top of the Falcon, and then he's helped in the upper hatch by Lando, that there was a moment when Luke was like "wait, who the hell are YOU?"

There’s a lot of Book of Boba Fett that I find forgettable, but one thing from it that I DO find particularly interesting is that Ahsoka knows and spends time hanging out with Luke. She is his firsthand connection to his father, able to tell him what it was like to be close to Anakin personally.

Fact 1: The Millennium Falcon lands inside the digestive system of a space slug in the Hoth system's asteroid field Fact 2: There are mynocks in there Conclusion: The space slug is nervous about something, it literally has butterflies in its stomach

“Hey boss, I want to send Anakin’s kid your way. Remind me what planet you’re on? I know you said, but it was once like 25 years ago, I can’t remember that shit.” - Force ghost Obi-Wan to Yoda during Empire Strikes Back, probably

“This franchise is NOT for kids!” - guy who got into it when he was 8.

Am I being Old Man Yells At Cloud here, or is this completely freaking insane? How did we let something as basic and essential as SCHOOLS come to this?

Discovered the other day that the original NPR radio play adaptations of the Star Wars OT are free on Audible. I’m about 1/3 through the first one and I’m having *a ball.* It’s so pulpy and silly and fun 😄

I miss when fast food places had menus that weren’t on TVs that change the displayed screen every ten seconds

This season of Daredevil was outstanding. And I have absolutely no idea how you pick up the pieces and continue on in the next one.

Some weird data center misinfo discourse happening here today Yes the AI ones are bad, for all the reasons people are saying But DCs predate AI by decades. Internet traffic is routed thru them. Banks 'store' your money on them. Govt has your drivers licence info on them. Websites are on them. Etc

Celebrate all you want, but I choose to observe Orthodox Star Wars Day on the 25th.

Having now finished the season of Maul Shadow Lord...damn that was good. Damn.

NASA just dropped more than 12,000 photos from the Artemis II mission. It'll take me a few days to go through them all, but so far it's one stunner after another. Link: eol.jsc.nasa.gov/SearchPhotos... Credit: NASA/Artemis II Crew (h/t @jonostrower.com)

Okay internet hive mind, help me out: My TV is old/non-smart so I stream through other devices, and Disney+ plays with shit framerate on PS4 but plays properly literally anywhere else. Xbox, PC, phone, all fine. Why doesn’t it work right on PS4? Yes I have tried cache clearing and reinstall.

Holy shit, I absolutely did not remember that in episode 2, Mando just straight up starts incinerating Jawas for stripping his ride 😂

Okay so remember back in the days of cable with only like 30 channels, how every so often the cable company would randomly just choose to move all the channels around? WHY DID THEY DO THAT?? I am 40 years old and I never found out 😂

Allllmost done my Stargate rewatch. Still mad about all three individual cancellations, but it’s been a nice ride. Next up: Mandoverse rewatch, ahead of the Mando/Grogu movie. Really looking forward to it!

What the fuck

HAROLD. We talked about this

Just finished Mouse P.I. Great fun 😎🐁

My Alexas have completely lost the plot on the weather. Yesterday I asked and it told me it was 3° with a high of 10°. I get outside and it’s already 10, and while I’m out it gets up to 17°. This morning it tells me it’s 6° with a high of 12°. I get outside and it’s already 14°.

This menace. Waking me up every 10 damn minutes with a wet snoot on my mouth from 5am to 930am, when I get up…and she does not (it is now 1030 and she still has not got up)

Here's the initial block list of those who attended the WHCD tonight. Adding names as it becomes clear they were there.

Saw this meme and I did it. Opening line to Neuromancer.

Yoda on a walkie would be a total disaster. Saying “Over” before every message. Get serious

Just FYI there’s an account on here called @redditspaceviewes.bsky.social (with over 200k followers) that is posting a bunch of AI slop (including a “Saturn polar hexagon” with 8 sides) and claiming it’s NASA imagery. If you see anything posted by them, it’s likely fake.

Chonk

he’s literally right behind you luigi, you absolute rube

I'm assuming the military already has some jamming technology to keep this creepy nonsense from working, can't wait for it to become available to consumers.

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.