Nothing could have prepared me 😂

September 2013: GTA V is released December 2025: I finally get around to beating GTA V

Love is a warm cat snuggled up to you in bed on a Saturday morning

You’d think that the novelty of having a couple of cats in the house would’ve worn off after 2+ years, but it just never does. Absolutely ridiculous creatures 😻

What even is this font? I thought there was something wrong with my TV 😂

Why does every Cynthia Ervio / Ariana Grande interview look like a hostage situation

So is this grocery store poundcake expiration label trying to tell me it’s good till tomorrow, the 28th, a year from now, or three years from now? 🤔

I’m not exactly sure why I expected better from the ShamWow guy, but…well.

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Really could've done without the Amazon delivery driver trying to call me five times at QUARTER TO SIX IN THE GODDAMN MORNING

Am I getting fat fingers in my old age or has the iOS keyboard been getting harder and harder to use without making a million freaking typos?

Fuck me, I’d forgotten that season 4’s episodes are so long 😂

TIL that the actress who plays the cheerleader that’s Vecna’s first victim in the Stranger Things season 4 premiere is the daughter of Casper Van Dien (Starship Troopers)

As I binge my way through Stranger Things, I am consistently struck by how David Harbour is a GIANT

Rewatching Stranger Things ahead of its return and man, the absolute cruelest thing this show ever did was to kill off Sean Astin’s character. What a pointless waste.

It’s SO frustrating how much space iOS 26 takes up. I never had any storage space problems until I installed it, and ever since I did, it’s just been a constant struggle to keep my head above water. And my phone isn’t even that old! It’s a 14!

Watched and really enjoyed GDT’s Frankenstein tonight. Loved the fidelity to Mary Shelly’s story, how well GDT’s style marries to Gothic lit, and the emphasis on hubris and tragedy rather than schlocky horror. Really well done movie.

Oh come on, Renner?

Star Wars Visions 309 “BLACK”…what in the fever dream madness did I just watch

That smile says "people are going to be giving me, the Vicar of Christ, sports jerseys for the rest of my time on earth, and that is not a problem I thought I would have in my papacy."

*whispers* I don’t know what the difference is between a Pokémon and a Pikmin and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

Cats are such ridiculous creatures and I love every minute of it.

Absent any suggestions, tonight I gave The Invisible Man (2020) a shot and I’m glad I did. That was really good.

Now soliciting spooky season recommendations for the last week of October! Movies only at this point, the scarier the better 💀🎃

Missed the day, but: yesterday was the 2 year anniversary of bringing my babies home 💜💜

A quick look at a mission list says I'm about halfway through the story. I think this is the furthest I've ever gotten lol Still having fun though!

Two episodes into Fall of the House of Usher now. Not totally sure where it's going but I like it so far.

I always try to make time for my cats when they want to cuddle or play because of a thing I heard ages ago. I don’t remember the exact phrasing but it was basically: they might be your best friend for a while, but you are their best friend for their whole life. That stuck with me as very profound💜

I think Dracula could defeat Frankenstein but I don’t think Count Chocula could defeat Frankenberry and that speaks to the richness of the characters

It’s so weird to me that some people insist on treating GTA3/VC/SA as a different universe from IV/V because one “3D” and the other is “HD.” It’s not like we’re Far Cry nuking cities here, it’s individual character stories often set decades apart. Why would you treat them as whole other universes?

Rahul Kohli is a really good actor. And I’m startled to learn he’s younger than me.

iOS 26 is interesting but man did it ever chew up a lot of storage space. Two years with this phone and I’ve never had an issue, then ever since installing I’m constantly fighting for space.

Flanagan-athon is now at The Midnight Club. I am *immediately* reminded of how I found the Irish girl is so unpleasant that she makes this show almost unwatchable.

But why 😂

“Former Prime Minister Justin Trudeau photographed kissing Katy Perry on a boat following relationship rumours” was not a sentence I expected to read today

Okay, onward to Midnight Mass. I remember loving this one the first time around, fingers crossed I will this time too!

If you ever read about someone who snapped and started breaking into grocery stores to paint directional lane lines on the aisle floors and cart parking spaces at the endcaps, totally won’t be me 👀

Pleased to report that Sandro — who had been unwell for the last three days and worrying me to the point that I had booked a vet trip for this morning — is now completely himself again and obviously feeling much better 💜

Very excited to be done with this one and never bother with it again, holy christ what a snoozefest.

Audiences just can’t get enough of Jared Leto!

Starting to think my roomba is both sentient and an asshole

Three episodes into Bly Manor and I am struggling with it as much as I did the first time around…

Peacemaker finale wasn’t what I expected, but I liked it. I know Gunn said this helps set up Man of Tomorrow so I don’t know whether that’s where we go from here or if they’ll do a third season, but I can’t wait to see what’s next.

A real ad I just saw 😂

Watching/rewatching the Mike Flanagan Netflix stuff for spooky season, starting at the beginning. Hill House is still just absolutely terrific.

Playing GTA5 for the first time in years, I realize I have one single wish for GTA6: an option to make the fucking text larger 😂

Probably should’ve saved that money and put it toward a PS5, but oh well.

Cena was incredible in episode 207

Chaotic week ahead, but then, a four day weekend 😎