This is the grandson of the dude who used Reagan era policies to monopolize the housing construction markets, claim his houses were "luxury" to jack up prices while cutting corners, and screw contractors out of money. Now those same boomer contractors are rooting for him.

The Chinnery ghost looked healthier

Yesterday this beautiful monster left us. Uller I know you are no longer in pain, but it still doesn't make it better. Your brother misses you. I miss you and will always. Thank you for giving me 10 years of your friendship.

A friend just said they were excited to see The Devil Wears Prada and I got excited until I realized that they are musical theater gay and not 2010s MySpace gay.

The best political jokes are nerdy ones. commandersherald.com/kash-patel-c...

This was needed. Thanks Coheed for giving us a night where we could feel normal for a bit.

The US: You mean he wasn't a blue haired half-trans centaur? Everywhere else: Anyway... What the hell is Bonnie Blue's Bang Bus? This is our life now.

If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all or we will ruin you and make sure you can never walk freely in daylight again. - Ancient right-wing proverb

Since big accounts still can't do alt text for some damn reason...

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of someone who would’ve celebrated yours.

I'm not celebrating. However, a lot of us have been mourning any hope for modern society for a long time, so pardon me if I don't mourn a person who actively worked to break things down.

Yes Brian Warner is a horrible person. But it sometimes takes a horrible person to speak truth in horrible times. youtu.be/Nl1EVw6pBgI?...

The monkey's paw curls.

Wake up, honey. New Coheed dropped. youtu.be/0Wk_jtkRx9A?...

I want a life story of Asmongold except it's a horror movie where he is a tulpa created from all of the negative stereotypes society has about gamer culture. The tagline would be "You gooned. He came."

Of course work is busy when I've finally gotten my hooks into Divinity OS2 and am about ready to finish Fort Joy.

TikTokers using the Weekly World News as a source, and not knowing what it is or was, is a further signal that gen x and elder millennials failed as parents.

Watching queer youth discover and unravel the complicated legacy of Keith Haring is like watching toddlers discover Bluey isn't real.

"Old Man Remembers Teenage Years"

Aging millennials and reply bots sure do like GIFs, don't they...

JD Vance desperately hoping the White House aides don't find his graveyard deck right now.

The funniest part about moving Space Command to AL is it's more than possible that it will lose them a House seat in CO. That is, if we even are allowed to have another election.

This person exemplifies the "woo woo pipeline". She preaches about ideals, peace, and harmony while backsliding into the murky depth of late stage capitalism. It's prosperity gospel for the live laugh love crowd.

Snowden is exactly the person all the shitlibs claimed he was and like every time the shitlibs turn out to be right about one of these guys all the cool kids have just memory holes their years of support for him and pretend they never defended the guy.

This whole Unknown Number thing on Netflix is just emblematic of how infantile most "grown-ups" have become. Almost every single parent involved acts like a child (except the husband of the one whacko). This is where we are. Adults gleefully betraying their children. These kids deserved better.

Even if he didn’t die, we can feel confident that he definitely shit his pants

If he does die this weekend, they are going to try to rename Labor Day -> Trump Day. Fitting for the party that cares least about what Labor Day represents.

Totally Fucked Up

Hard decisions will be made this weekend. I love you buddy.

Nuance is lost in online culture. The abandonment of both-sides-ing and whataboutism has led us to a lonely binary where wins are impossible and nihilism reigns. The lines we draw in the sand are too trivial and are tainted by knee-jerk reactions. Those in power are exploiting that weakness.

Ashli Babbitt died doing what she loved—being a domestic terrorist.

Even though my condition is under control, my provider still lists me as having one of these due to the beneficial effects of the meds. Most of these are easy to get on your record. And if you do have trouble, just lie and say you are a smoker.

I can't stop listening to this. So simple, funny, and brilliant. youtu.be/eMYf4MlYEyk?...

How come no one on here talks about Dungeon Crawler Carl? Seriously can't put the book down.

BREAKING: Silksong will be out on September 4. Two weeks from today. Really. Often, games that take 7+ years to make are plagued by mismanagement and painful burnout. But for Silksong? Team Cherry was having a blast. They still are. This is their story: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

My favorite Coheed video is back on YouTube. Brilliant song and great stop motion effects. youtu.be/5JgsZFwyXqs?...

Is it bad that I only follow some notorious accounts on here because I know I'll be blocked by the insufferable folks who hate/harass those accounts and then won't have to deal with seeing their brand of bullshit?

Heard this forgotten gem on the radio today. Seems appropriate for *gestures wildly* everything. youtu.be/ZuwWvPGul3o?...

"Doctor, why do those--you know--those 'types' keep thinking that I'm one of them?" "Because you *are* one of them. You are gay. You are gay. You are a homosexual. The opposite of straight. You're gay. I know it, your family knows it. *Dogs* know it!"

My best friend is getting ready to leave, and I'm slowly coming to terms with it. He has been my everything for 10 years. I'm going to miss him and try to cherish these last few days we have together.

Is it just a normal thing now that people over 60 talk constantly during movies? Or that multiple people take their shoes off? Anyway, those things considered, Weapons is great.

This should have been the song of the summer, but you all don't have any taste. youtu.be/4iSvoQNfrrk?...

On brand if true. www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyC...

Just got home from Fantastic Four. It's not a bad movie by any means, but even at nearly 2 hours, felt like it was missing something. Or maybe Superman was just that much better.