I think I’m just done drinking. It’s starting to feel like when I stopped smoking weed due to not having fun but it’s instead a 50/50 shot I wake up and just have a craw in my ass for no reason no matter the amount I drink. Is what it is I guess.

None. I can think of maybe 2 cases where the adaptation has ever improved on a written source material and one of them wasn’t really adapting it once it was finished (starship troopers)

At the DMB show last night, Dave Matthews wanted to clear up that he is not an antisemite because of his stance on Gaza, then proceeded to list some of his favorite Jews of all time, starting with Albert Einstein

At the DMB show last night, Dave Matthews wanted to clear up that he is not an antisemite because of his stance on Gaza, then proceeded to list some of his favorite Jews of all time, starting with Albert Einstein

Nobody buying and selling on my level

Wild line up for the perfect imo

If this is 78-4 I have no idea what 82-0 takes lol www.82-0.com/share?id=ilW...

people don't actually think the word 'moist' sounds weird, they just heard the quirky kid in middle school say it so they started saying it, and no one called them out on it since

people were reliably apprised of the existence of Moby Dick, and the havoc he had made

I feel like the Killers are a band nobody is going to admit that is incredible, but I think everyone has one song of theirs that they just get filled inside with awe and emotion over. Have to say for me, For Reasons Unknown just really gets deep in there.

I can’t believe the audacity of the New Found Glory guy that cheated on Hayley Williams. Brother, it was a miracle you hadn’t been relegated to being the night manager of a Casey’s at that point, learn to be grateful for your blessings.

lol

This album is everything Gen Z thinks about us Millennials and the only one I'd probably fight them all that hard about

I was on a rental shuttle with a family all in OKC gear. The dad was showing his daughter some Spotify playlist and goes “check that out, zeppelin, when the levee breaks” and then began to sing the lyrics to Ramble On. Feels like this has to mean something.

6 minutes to get Wemby out of the game and they spent them all running away from him. Baffling decision!

I was on a rental shuttle with a family all in OKC gear. The dad was showing his daughter some Spotify playlist and goes “check that out, zeppelin, when the levee breaks” and then began to sing the lyrics to Ramble On. Feels like this has to mean something.

I dishonored the singlet with my time today, but it was really hot tbf

amazing this is not a skit

starting to have second thoughts about the contractors i found on craigslist

I don’t even know what’s happening to online but I feel like I should just start reading more books instead

Friday night getting spicy

American Football's album has like 2 good songs, its not worth driving to Champaign to see a house over

American Football's album has like 2 good songs, its not worth driving to Champaign to see a house over

Stiff Peaks

By far the worst part of tech work is the embarrassing insecurity of upper management no matter where you work at. Jack Welch wasn't begging people to be his friend after culling the company. Either live in that world or don't, stop fucking crying to me.

Just ask a republican feels about DUI traffic enforcement and you see the limits of that support

In Beauty and the Beast, Belle sure has a big ass head about her intellect for someone reading genre fiction all day

I think it’s unfair that the Map game doesn’t highlight geographic features like the goddamn Mississippi River

Getting some updates on FB from the hometown

Wrong!

I just saw someone with “I’m big on the Oxford comma” in the bio. In 2026.

Nomination for the @davidjroth.bsky.social New Yorker of Distinction Award: the elevator operator at 181st St this morning reading a paperback copy of the Starr Report

What a brave and previously unmentioned take, next you'll be blowing our minds about there's a history of violent labor unionism in Appalachia

I watch Trainspotting whenever I need a nostalgic laugh and my wife always gets mad I think being addicted to heroin is funny 90 percent of the time

Ahh fuck

I know its an unpopular fact, but Infinite Jest? It's pretty fucking good, folks!

We grew up so poor we could only see Le Miserable. It was just one miserable up there, wavin' a flag and singin' and firin' a cannon and whatnot.

I don’t even know what’s happening to online but I feel like I should just start reading more books instead

Saw some titans of Mexican rock tonight, absolutely killer show

Saw some titans of Mexican rock tonight, absolutely killer show

This Amazon Prime pregame studio show is so blandly utilitarian I feel like I’m configuring an S3 bucket

Anyone else’s mental image of Joelle in Infinite Jest just Hayley Williams with a veil on? Is this sublimation intended? What does it mean about me??

WTF... Devin Vassell started his shooting motion before the ball got to him

My one thing I’ll say about Ted Turner is it’s extremely funny he was so passionate about restoring the buffalo herds bc he was dead set in a belief all Americans needed to be eating them

Anyone else’s mental image of Joelle in Infinite Jest just Hayley Williams with a veil on? Is this sublimation intended? What does it mean about me??

Claude, you are an expert in all domains except for country and rap.

What the fuck is this slow panning overhead view peacock just had me suffer through in the Celtics/6ers game

We paced some people to their first sub 2 hour half, pretty sick

This is a custom designed brainworm to destroy the average Bluesky user between the wire slander and it being Bomani who’s being made patient zero

I got recruited to work on this and the guy in the interview asked me how much I knew about Jan 6 lol