I love that this dude is solely taken seriously by people his “philosophical works” directly name as the people who should control the entire world.

First run of the year, lack of sleep track sesh

Ringo and I visited two important Champaign landmarks on our run

At Marty Supreme last night, the theater said to some broccoli hairs they had to be 21 after 7pm to see an R movie. I stepped in and said I was their chaperone to which they responded, “unc came through clutch”. Don’t say I’m not doing my part to support Cinema folks.

Bob Cratchit five minutes after the end of A Christmas Carol

this photo was going viral on here like an hour before Charlie Kirk got shot and now that the dust has settled somewhat it’s time to revisit how funny this is

Over 30 selfie

Muffled Gunshot Heard From Inside Otto The Orange Costume

Home Alone is such dogshit John Hughes core nonsense for slow witted children of boomers

All that Charlie Kirk stuff can’t hold a candle to some traditional American unseriousness

Excited for this to replace medical science in the next year

It is a great feeling to totally cook someone that thought would be hanging with me on a run with no effort on my part (in a nice way that doesn't brag)

Always telling people "I've been getting into <blank> lately"

Indiana only paves its roads with Illinois funds so seems like a real hollow threat there

Woke up with the Pat Mcafree Dookie song in my head. Doing Southpaws will never leave me.

How many barrels will thy vengeance yield thee even if thou gettest it, Captain Ahab?

Had no idea this type of guy didn’t go extinct as the only deserving and real victims of cancellation

Based on the evidence, I have to go with RFK as the more talented writer than Lizza here.

I wonder if Ryan Lizza ever intends on clearing up what he thought would happen trying to marry a 26 year old as a 50 year old divorced guy. I get the specifics may be startling but I feel like he could’ve inferred the broad strokes here.

Who’s life has Bubba not ruined?

Understanding the full bad bunny album is actually the equivalent of B2 language acquisition

Its so funny that any time a woman writes something on Defector, theres 6 comments that are just "thank you women, we need to read this"

Riley Gaines has one big fucking melon on her shoulders. Good lord man, she must have been using a tarp for a swimming cap.

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Bro what the fuck are you on lmao

What other developer tooling out there needs a disclaimer that it might call me a slur?

I went out into my heavily Latino neighborhood for some daily errands and it’s like a fucking ghost town bc of ICE being rumored to be around. Truly incredible that at the most base level, these policies just make everyone’s life miserable and full of friction.

I thought a low key funny part of the Ryan Lizza story was him mentioning every age gap in her relationships but his own 20 year one lol

Me to kids at work asking this hiding my age: so right besties

I have a rabid belief in striving to abolish gender categories in organized sport

What a surprise, Dakota wants to steal the dinner

Accidentally pulled a coolant line off the Miata so when I looked out the window while it was running to charge up the battery, white smoke was billowing out of the hood so badly I thought the leaves in the engine bay were caught on fire

Not sure why I put money in a 401k when there’s a hold up on proving a pedophile of a guy nobody likes and is fucking up everyone’s paper, but these same people are going to steward the world through climate catastrophe. Sure.

I've read loads of books that I find more technically impressive, more challenging, or more entertaining but I the book that has never left me is Grapes of Wrath. Profound in its simplicity and compassion, but also wide spanning and gigantic. A text that feels more urgent today than ever.

TED CRUZ SAYS BLAZE IT 420

I’d be watching out if I was one of those rebranded radio shock jocks turned right wing thought leaders still doing public appearances😬

There’s this running influencer who’s angle was being a fat dude and now he’s lost so much weight people are yelling at him for making big dude friendly shoe recommendations and he had to acknowledge it lol

Pedro Griffols preparing to lose the most games in MLB history like:

If you want a good laugh, go look at Will Stancils Strava

I have never worn anything but for at least 25 years, news to me!

We were so close to killing off Wendy’s nasty ass food and then dumbass millennial nostalgia brought it back.

Did Elon not let him back on twitter or does he just save the personal posting for the more intimate FB

What incredible political instincts this dude has had his entire career

Just remembering when I had to sit thru an hour of Dick Durban at my SILs graduation giving a speech about what a powerful brain he had for compromising with the Republicans on everything from inequitable crack sentencing to environmental regulations

Cool dog

Remember those 6 months or so where every time you posted on twitter, you’d receive at least 3 replies of hardcore porno almost immediately

AI could end scarcity, end humanity - or boost trend growth by 0.2 percentage points