And ten years ago if I told you who had which titles you’d have slapped me on the spot

Congrats to Mikey B… #OKState

this is true beyond journalism. the federalist society is exceptionally well-funded while the closest thing to a liberal counterpart has to engage in endless penny pinching

*ref blows whistle* Dan Hurley:

my parents on the moon launch mom: why are they going to the moon dad: same reason we go to your brother in Australia- some people like going very far away to a place where you die if you go outside

No big deal just a solar eclipse as seen from the moon streamed to us here on Earth by astronauts who are farther away from their home planet than any human has ever been

What a beautiful moment.

Me: The Artemis II mission is doing an amazing job of reminding me about what's important in this lifetime, and not to waste so much of my energy suffering over little stuff that really isn't very consequential in the end. Also me: This fucking bullpen

cc: Pooh Shiesty

Mamdani is not just filling the potholes with the crew. He's creating a visual and personal reminder of the dignity inherent in all of these anonymous government jobs.

Danny Hurley is pretty high strung for a guy who invented board shorts

this case is *deeply* sus -cops arrest pastor for Watering Flowers While Black -pastor sues, but federal district court tosses his lawsuit and says cops have immunity -federal appeals court says uh no they don't -federal district court says ..but what if they do ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...

#OtD 6 Apr 1968 17-year-old Black Panther, Bobby Hutton, was murdered by police in Oakland, California. The first recruit to the Party, he was unarmed, shirtless and had surrendered to police when they shot him at least 10 times. More on the Panthers: shop.workingclasshistory.com/en-gb/collec...

What's the over/under on the first date that Donald Trump cracks the 30% floor for approval of his presidency in a major poll? And for extra credit, what will be the precipitating disastrous event/soulless remark/moral degradation that knocks him down to 29% or lower?

I, personally, would like to be on the dark side of the Moon too.

Gov. Mikie Sherrill (D-NJ) to expand early voting in municipal elections: "As Pres Trump attempts to undermine elections & make voting harder through his unconstitutional Exec. Order, we will take every step to protect the integrity of our elections & ensure they are more accessible"

“I gave the order to knock out the biggest bridge” is an admission of a war crime.

🚀 Artemis II astronauts travel farther from Earth than any human has before

Good morning. Per Taylor Rooks, Angel Reese is going to the Dream. Sky and Dream reportedly have a trade.

Members of Elon Musk’s private security team were deputized as federal agents last year even though some of the billionaire’s guards lacked the required training and law enforcement experience, according to newly released government emails. www.nbcnews.com/tech/elon-mu...

This was obvious before but there is no absolutely no credible daylight between our government’s calls for mass death and destruction in a war it started and the words and orders of numerous foreign despots who the state dept still claims to condemn

Prime Minister Viktor Orban of Hungary has made hostility to Ukraine a centerpiece of his general election campaign. Russia seems determined to repay the favor.

Gentlemen. I suggest a collective act of resistance. Obviously we will observe all appropriate norms. But: if, at the event, we were all to wear a small pin? A ribbon, mayhap, symbolizing -- *Trump storms in, throws his shit all over everyone's face, launches nukes* -- okay then, yes, I see

The story of Ted Landsmark, pictured, is worth reading because it’s the kind of classic Boston story you don’t read as much because loser townie shitheads like the other dudes in the famous picture suck up all the press oxygen even though they’ve been fucking outnumbered dinosaurs for decades.

Based on this response he’s clearly not even come close to testing the limit

Remember that MLK said America suffers not just from "the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people."

They should up the ante next year and have the winners all play each other!

Oklahoma Republicans want to quiet your voice by sneaking your state questions into low-turnout elections. oklahomavoice.com/2026/03/31/l...

I’m taking my birthday weekend to highlight some of the humanitarian and scientific programs that are being cut in order to fund trump’s $1.5 TRILLION for War/Military budget. Imagine a world where all of these initiatives are prioritized and funded. 🌱🗣️☀️🚀✨ #PeaceFunds

From the Green Monster to the supreme green team

Scuseme WUT

So, here's a voice mail we can all leave today: 1. Remind Republican elected that the Strait is only closed because of Trump's actions. 2. Challenge Democratic elected to say this more. It's THAT simple, and it's getting lost right now. Switchboard: (202) 224-3121

If I commit food crimes on Easter are they food sins? Are they automatically forgiven?

Can confirm that Cori Close and Dawn Staley hugged pregame. Dawn looks around afterward like, "see??"

The author of Genesis:

He means it this time.

I'm a bit of a broken record on this, but usurping the power of the purse isn't just one constitutional violation among all the many others. It is, uniquely and singularly, the death of constitutional government altogether. Game over, end of story, you now live in an autocracy.

Posting this then going to bed…

Isn’t it weird how “AI literacy” being pushed on students isn’t about learning how it works, the cost of how it works, learning to spot disinformation, media and tech literacy. But instead is just “employers will like it if you get it to write your emails :)”

Signs like this were carried in the 1968 Memphis Sanitation Workers’ Strike. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. traveled to Memphis to stand with the marchers. Together, they fought for economic and labor justice. On this day in 1968, Dr. King was assassinated doing that work.

Thanks Trump

Some people really hate women in sports. Cloaking it as an affront to “sexual discipline” however, requires a cigar.

Trump claims he personally "rebuilt" the US military and "decimated" Iran's, but the two planes Iran shot down this week are the first US military jets shot down by enemy fire in more than 20 years. Under Presidents Obama and Biden, no US fighter jets were ever shot down by enemy fire.

7 guys at the desk. Is that the highest we’ve ever gone or did we hit 8 on gameday once

If Wemby can’t defend a shot, it can’t be defended