If the plot is “no price is too high to pay to bring Matt Damon home”, I am fully sat for the movie.

The orange felon is threatening Canada with more tariffs because of wildfire smoke drifting to the US. For context, Canada sent fire crews to the US when Southern California was being ravaged by catastrophic blazes. He’s a piece of shit. Sending love to our Canadian friends. 🇨🇦

Paging @drmatthewsweet.bsky.social

“ He doesn’t have the knowledge or the experience to really know what he’s doing, so he’s reverting to basic shit that can be handled at lower levels.” One enlisted service member told Playboy of Hegseth’s culture war. @sameagan.bsky.social reports: www.playboy.com/read/politic...

You want to send people into war with full mental clarity? Go ahead, let's see how it goes for you ya nutjob.

Same in UK. Madness

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Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

Nothing pulling me into Bluesky even though I know it's the best place for me. I'm a masochist.

Feels rather like the N4z1s have noticed their love of WW2 is a bit contradictory so they've decided to really run with being reminded we had a war with Argentina.

Rest in Power Bonnie Tyler. The only time I've EVER done karaoke was about 15 years ago when myself and @gralefrit.bsky.social did "Total Eclipse of the Heart", absolutely battered, at a thing. Victor Lewis Smith was there, and he got up and left.

😳 Trump just flubbed his way through his meeting with Zelenskyy, at various points referring to the "Islamic Republic of Japan," repeatedly calling Zelenskyy "President Putin," and railing against the "JCPOC" Here's the blooper reel:

‘If we measure since 2020, data centre demand has grown nearly 3-times faster than renewable electricity growth.‘ Well, shit. #SpeirGorm

So i got another video, and I tired for FOUR HOURS to edit it and my editing software crashed over & over SO... Anyway -if you want to watch the full unedited set... here : youtu.be/GIkAPxWBkXo?... #StandUpComedy #StandUp, #StandUpComedian, #AdultComedy, #DryHumor, #SarcasmComedy,

So i got another video, and I tired for FOUR HOURS to edit it and my editing software crashed over & over SO... Anyway -if you want to watch the full unedited set... here : youtu.be/GIkAPxWBkXo?... #StandUpComedy #StandUp, #StandUpComedian, #AdultComedy, #DryHumor, #SarcasmComedy,

What a woman. RIP.

Sad news that Penelope Keith has died. She was a legend. There'll be numerous tributes and clips shown showcasing her brilliance but her BAFTA nominated appearance on the 1977 Morecambe & Wise Christmas Show is a favourite of mine.

This Gender shiz has gone too far now. :)

Harrowing and we are going to see more of this. The trans obsessed wackos have lost their damn minds

Quality new name for Blair!

I'd genuinely rather someone dug up Atlee and asked his rotted corpse for policy advice than the sentient dentures of Tony "I prayed for war" Blair.

It’s really frightening.

It is with deep sorrow and profound love that we announce the passing of Sonny Rollins. The Saxophone Colossus died this afternoon at his home in Woodstock, NY at the age of 95. 1/2

Southend

He was and remains among my favourite musicians. Never a day passes without listening to his genius. RIP the great Sonny Rollins

This kind of miscalculation of just how unpopular Trump is over here could only be made by someone similarly unaware of their own almost equal unpopularity.

Genuinely, does ANYONE give a tiny fuck what Tony Blair thinks?

A decade ago, analysts were calling Spain a cautionary tale. Too much solar, too fast! Today, Spain is rapidly on its way to having the cheapest power in Europe. Maybe this time, solar naysayers will learn... haha, jk, they'll just move the goalposts.

It's a shame we didn't get a chance to vote Blair out because he really needs someone to have told him to fuck all the way off.

My son is autistic - he has 2 parents genetically from circumcising cultures but isn't cut. Do you think maybe the races who created much of current scientific thought genetically have higher autism? Also I'm ND and I've not been circumcised

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🗃️ anyone have an archivist contact at Nantes who is responsive? #frenchhistorians

Most importantly: as a cis woman; a feminist; a historian - this will *never* be in my name. Then: an equalities body that chooses to exclude a specific group; chooses to limit human rights of one community - it is an equalities body that has already dismantled itself and any legitimacy with it.

CIS PEOPLE TIME TO STEP UP it’s once again time to yell at our bad government via online comment form the FCC is trying to make trans and nonbinary content require special ratings on shows GLAAD has a good writeup on it below TELL ‘EM NO direct link to comment form: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings...

Southampton @soapywittank.bsky.social

Guildford. Tomorrow- Southampton

Late night Maz. Thank you BBC4

Tomorrow Guildford

Thiz Aparrently this is essential for ADHDers anyway

To be clear, the main reason I wouldn’t use AI even if it wasn’t hopelessly unreliable, wildly destructive & run for the benefit of the worst people on the planet is that I just don’t want to. I love little more than getting into a big papery archive and snuffling around like a pig after truffles.

I use Bing. It's not perfect, far from it, but I get points I use at Tesco so at least my misinformation comes with free eggs.

Sir, another graduation ceremony in which the students booed AI has dropped. "College graduates were pissed after their school used AI to announce graduates’ names and missed hundreds of names" (via @/FearedBuck on Twitter)

Giggin on a Tuesday

Wore a dress I'm now way too old for and got a lot of stares- trying to work out if they think I'm a crack whore, pregnant, or just an operator of bad lifè choices