also this is a half truth bc when u see screenshots on updatedphan that are light mode that’s me posting on steg’s behalf LOL

am i having a nervous breakdown or do i just need a snack

hi bsky long time no see rip

@ryanbergara.bsky.social so ghost hunt w the boys and DAN ON FYA STATTT hes a huge rollercoaster nerd

ratatouille is an underrated disney movie

Freedom of speech* *for people we like. some restrictions may apply

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Skylar Specs!

POOR BEAKER.

found the clip and i recognised the username of who clipped it, thank you for your service 🫡 www.twitch.tv/tommyinnit/c...

ME: what should i use to row the boat THEM: either oar ME: either or what THEM:

phannies, today is the last day to fill out our merch survey! please help us bring our problems direct to irl merch to ask them to improve: linktr.ee/survey.daps

minutes after posting this i saw Dan and Phil take DanAndPhilGAMES outside and then i heard gunshots but Phil said it was unrelated

danandphilgames on twitter x.com/danandphilga...

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there’s this dread so ancient in me

a survey has been made about the comprehensive phannie merch experience! we plan to analyze the results of this survey & bring some issues to the attention of IRL Merch in the hopes that some improvements can be made! check it out here: linktr.ee/survey.daps

I asked Orin what kind of guy he was and he said he was an octoguy because he’s eight years old.

Shoutout to my friends who say absolutely incredible things such as this 💛

Taking pause during my daily walk to observe a bug on the ground, thinking about where he's headed and how his day is going, how this world must seem so vast and impossibly complex to him, infinitely more so than it is to me. Meanwhile his bug accomplices are stealing my wallet

beans

me blueskying from updatedphan today i was shaking in my boots

yammy on tiktok www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8hcy92S/

we’ve made a linktree! check it out here: linktr.ee/danandphilpo...

learning to enjoy the rain

let's bee together

they didn’t have to watch all the movies before?!

Once I put two good days together in a row, it's over for you bitches

BREAKING NEWS: sister daniel steps up and becomes next pope 🛐

hello dnp enjoyers / phannies / people who want tickets to the dan and phil tour, a very kind person on tumblr is still giving away tickets for those who can't afford it, so if that's you you still have a chance of gaining access to the live!! www.tumblr.com/oriharakaoru...

The stupid elon app isn’t working so im here to cope

twitter broken i said oh i’m sure

used to use the FREEEEEE adobe app back in the day to photoshop beauties like this to reply to dnp with and it’s all paid now it’s so annoying

@deanadobbs.bsky.social shoutout to what might be the most flawless redeem timing anyone could ask for

tiny

This is my wife <3

"..BUT NOW IT’S TIME FOR A PARTY THAT THE WORLD IS INVITED TO STAY TUNED" ?????

well of course @thestacker63.bsky.social

my fave person in the whole universe ❤️

Happy Valentine’s Day to you whatever your relationship status is. Don’t forget to love yourself as well. #ValentinesDay    #HappyValentinesDay

happy valentine's day 💕

valentine’s day @thestacker63.bsky.social ❤️

love u ❤️ @starredhowell.bsky.social

happy valentine’s day 💘

phannies at the philboard

chef boyardee but it’s a beer horse i guess #SuperBowl

accidentally bruising myself while sleeping because of a tshirt is such a phil thing of me to do lol