The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to share 1959's Santa Clause with as many people as possible.

If he's still got icicles on his hood, then I think they're all dead of exposure.

Get the book here: www.amazon.com/Honoring-You...

Has anyone considered sending three spirits to Mar-a-Lago on Christmas Eve?

(I dunno who made this image but I looooooove it)

Elf on the Shelf is trying to strangle a dog. Garbage character, devoid of humanity, evidence that God has abandoned His creation to the whims of reprobates and the iniquitous.

Is that a pocket monster in your sled?

Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃

Rest in peace Alice

Run, don't walk, over to Bandcamp to get Make Like Monkeys' latest Christmas album. makelikemonkeys.bandcamp.com/album/this-w...

Happy Max Headroom Incident Day for those who celebrate. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...

So what's the deal with chloronitramide anion?

Am I the only one who thinks Christmas Break-In is a fun watch… every couple of years?

CHUCK D: on stage, rapping calmly FLAVOR FLAV:

Driving at night gives me a headache. Well, I guess this is growing up.

On this day in 1983, A Christmas Story was released in theatres. #AChristmasStory #80smovies

Knowing is half the battle..

12 years ago today, The Shield (Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, and Dean Ambrose) made their main roster debut at WWE Survivor Series. One of the most iconic stables of all time

Bluesky feels like I took a Time Machine back to 2009 when I was still like “Hey this social media thing is going to make the world a better place.”

18M + 1. 💙, Mar🐫

Making RFK Jr eat McDonald's is so good as a Stalinesque tactic to break his inner circle's spirits completely, over and over. You WILL eat the Big Mac and you WILL NOT say how you think it's pumped full of hormones that cause autism. Look at RFK's face here!

@helenlohara.bsky.social will you be covering Hot Frosty this season?

Happy Life Day! #StarWars

When John Cena appears on Raw on Netflix

Jackson Drake was announced as WWE ID tonight

What they said!

Bandcamp link to my latest album! A song by song response to Liz Phair’s Exile in Guyville. #lizphair #exileinguyville #roypeak #exileinamericana roypeak.bandcamp.com/album/exile-...

@roypeakmusic.bsky.social what time is it?

"Gruss vom Krampus und vom Nikolaus!"

Is A Christmas Carol a time traveler story?

so fatbergs are a thing now

stranded on a primate planet