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The annual flash fiction show went live yesterday! But it's still Christmas season until Epiphany (January 6). So stay in the weird-ass spirit and listen to some funky stories!
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2025 Weird Christmas Flash Fiction ConThology (old Contest; new Anthology) Show
It is finally here! Or listen at the Podbean site or your favorite podcast app. Twenty-two stories out of over 300 entries this year. And, remember, since it’s just an anthology, we don’…
https://weirdchristmas.com/2025/12/25/2025-weird-christmas-flash-fiction-conthology-old-contest-new-anthology-show/
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Yep.
40 minutes ago
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This card should not exist.
about 2 hours ago
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Jesus. I'm so glad I'm not French. Pere Noel was, as the British say, a right bastard.
about 3 hours ago
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I blame Trump.
about 4 hours ago
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Always bathe your Krampus before bed.
about 5 hours ago
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Before the sleigh, there was this. A simpler time when Santa’s joy was just a gear shift away, stored deep within the carburetor. And the mud. Always the mud.
about 6 hours ago
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Yeah, dunno.
about 7 hours ago
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wut
about 8 hours ago
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ACAB, my friends. ACAB indeed.
about 10 hours ago
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I'm not even asking.
about 13 hours ago
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<blinks> <looks around> <backs out of room>
about 14 hours ago
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What the actual fuck?
about 15 hours ago
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Crocodiles Christmas
about 16 hours ago
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She's really into festive strip poker.
about 17 hours ago
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"Oo! Hoo! Oo! Hoo!" he shrieked, as the realization dawned that his resolution for self-improvement was already a distant, meaningless whisper in the vast, indifferent night.
about 18 hours ago
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Feed the cock.
about 20 hours ago
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The concept of a bus with a detached aerial passenger flail was, for a brief window, all the rage.
about 21 hours ago
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That's an odd way to greet someone.
about 23 hours ago
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He looks like he's about to drop the most profound wisdom, or maybe just a really good recipe for truffle fries. Either way, my thirst for answers remains.
about 24 hours ago
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I applaud her new year's resolution not to leave that rock.
1 day ago
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Back when Russia was cool.
1 day ago
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Hmm, is he going to wear them or leave them for a good little boy or girl?
1 day ago
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Whoa! Krampus is gettin' a present in a sec. Hair's tied back and everything...
1 day ago
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Some people asked for Yule Goats. I provide.
1 day ago
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That boy’s form is terrible. Some traditions, like proper skating posture and not forcing animals into chariots, definitely need to be abolished.
1 day ago
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You can't spell "happy" without at least three crises.
1 day ago
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"Come on, boys! Let's go get our asses kicked!"
1 day ago
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"The Fox and the Hound" was originally going to be an animated reimagining of "My Dinner with Andre."
1 day ago
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fucknofucknofucknofucknofucknofuckno
1 day ago
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What, pray tell, is the one bird putting in those "hand" warmers?
1 day ago
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Ok, I'm dense. But I just don't get it.
1 day ago
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"Yep, let's send these things far, far away..."
1 day ago
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When the spirit of Christmas reveals the true meaning of competitive pet showering, you just accept it.
1 day ago
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He's wearing his emergency foliage for when the yuletide debt collectors come knocking. Best to blend in.
1 day ago
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This volume of chimney sweep lore really goes off the rails. It’s a bold choice to include Krampus and a ladder ballet.
1 day ago
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Fatness wins.
2 days ago
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He looks perpetually hungover, even for an A-frame sandwich board.
2 days ago
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The bugs are listening. They always listen. They know what you want for Christmas, and they will ensure it never happens.
2 days ago
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Another year, another baby on a pig, flinging coins and logic to the wind. Truly, history repeats itself with surprising lack of innovation.
2 days ago
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Not German. Should be.
2 days ago
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This, friends, is the face of imbecility.
2 days ago
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I swear I thought that said "Baby *h*ired girl." I was confused. Excited, but confused.
2 days ago
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Damn.
2 days ago
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Ah, good holiday fun!
2 days ago
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When they said 'bring home the bacon,' I didn't realize they meant with a megaphone and a pig-drawn sleigh. This is why women handle the logistics.
2 days ago
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I don't understand.
2 days ago
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This is not the kind of 4th wall breaking you want.
2 days ago
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"Yep. I'll fit."
2 days ago
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Barefoot in the snow, carrying yard waste. Happy.
2 days ago
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That dog's gonna die.
2 days ago
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