Weird Christmas
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All things holly, jolly, and odd-ly.
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Announcing the EIGHTH Annual Weird Christmas Flash Fiction ConThology!
Yes, the contest is alive, and, yes, it’s late. It’s been a rough year, and I’ve lost a lot of the time for REAL work because of all that half-ass work that actually pays. I had to figure out how t…
https://weirdchristmas.com/2025/10/30/announcing-the-eighth-annual-weird-christmas-flash-fiction-conthology/
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This was published. And apparently thought well of enough to be purchased multiple times.
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All depends on what happens on that fateful Tuesday.
about 2 hours ago
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Well, I don't think we want Jack in Office, do we?
about 4 hours ago
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Alive below. Dead above. Alive below. Dead above.
about 5 hours ago
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He's giving aura.
about 7 hours ago
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I'll pay you $50 if you can prove to me, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that these are both dogs or cats.
about 8 hours ago
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Parents: don't let your children cook barefoot.
about 10 hours ago
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"Today was a good day. Didn't have to use my AK."
about 11 hours ago
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Uncle Sam-ta Claus
about 13 hours ago
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The cat has summoned the spectres of Thanksgiving to haunt our ritual killings and feasts.
about 14 hours ago
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You know you want to.
weirdchristmas.com/2025/10/30/a...
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Announcing the EIGHTH Annual Weird Christmas Flash Fiction ConThology!
Yes, the (non) contest is alive, and, yes, it’s late. It’s been a rough year, and I’ve lost a lot of the time for REAL work because of all that half-ass work that actually pays. I had to figure out…
https://weirdchristmas.com/2025/10/30/announcing-the-eighth-annual-weird-christmas-flash-fiction-conthology/
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You know you want up.
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Announcing the EIGHTH Annual Weird Christmas Flash Fiction ConThology!
Yes, the (non) contest is alive, and, yes, it’s late. It’s been a rough year, and I’ve lost a lot of the time for REAL work because of all that half-ass work that actually pays. I had to figure out…
https://weirdchristmas.com/2025/10/30/announcing-the-eighth-annual-weird-christmas-flash-fiction-conthology/
about 16 hours ago
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Remember, this is a CASUAL greeting card. Not a threat.
about 16 hours ago
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See that wolf with the club about to beat the shit out of the unsuspecting geese? That's the New Year just waiting for us.
about 17 hours ago
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wut
about 19 hours ago
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Squirrel. And Turkey. Joyful. (??)
about 20 hours ago
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"May yours be a joyful Christmas."
about 22 hours ago
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By lining up the geese?
about 23 hours ago
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Weird Christmas
Michael Frasca
1 day ago
Thinspiration, move me brightly, light the song with sense and color Hold away despair, more than this I will not ask Faced with mysteries dark and vast, statements just seem vain at last Some rise, some fall, some climb, to get to Cachexia -- R. Hunter
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Giving celery.
1 day ago
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Here Am I - Christmas Clown
1 day ago
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Yes, this card was directly influential on a shot in OTGW.
1 day ago
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Her drool waters those flowers.
1 day ago
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Wa-A-A! Somebody Bit Me!
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This was the beginning of Babs' eating problems.
1 day ago
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THINSPIRATION!
1 day ago
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"Sun of gladness shine on you"... while the hummingbirds prepare to eviscerate the butterfly.
1 day ago
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That erect gun is way too suggestive for the Puritans. He should go "punish himself" for awhile in penance.
1 day ago
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No comment necessary.
1 day ago
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KILL IT!
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Conway Twitty - Happy The Christmas Clown
YouTube video by Thad67
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQE8OZE-f48
1 day ago
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Weird Christmas
I know there are writers/editors on here. So a question: what are some of your favorite "weird" Christmas stories? That might include odd old ghost stories. Maybe some horror. But more like anything traditionally "weird."
4 days ago
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Because of course this makes sense.
1 day ago
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reposted by
Weird Christmas
Michael Frasca
2 days ago
While shopping today, we found this weird-ass pizza that is so wrong in so many different ways we just HAD to buy it.
@weirdxmas.bsky.social
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"I need you, Cobby. But no one must know of our forbidden love..."
1 day ago
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Kid decorate the pie with a fish skeleton.
1 day ago
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Rude.
2 days ago
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Posting this in the hopes that FB will ban me so I have an excuse never to log into that pos again.
2 days ago
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This is what happens when you give a kid withOUT ADHD a ton of Ritalin.
2 days ago
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Huge win for all the haters out there. Nice Christmas cards are overrated, we are sending cards to our enemies now. I Hope This Card Finds You Unwell.
2 days ago
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There's a WKRP in Cincinnati joke in there somewhere, but...
2 days ago
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She seems nice, but she's had nine husbands.
2 days ago
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Spring for new year. Conceptually appropriate, actually.
2 days ago
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ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckgottarungottarun
2 days ago
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This is a metaphor for my life. I'm the sewed-up ball thing being hauled around while also hauling frightened children.
2 days ago
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"Be careful!"
2 days ago
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LIES! SHE DIDN'T BAKE THAT! LIES!
2 days ago
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Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
2 days ago
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This is a metaphor for Christmas in an El Paso migrant retention center.
2 days ago
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Kinda Halloweenish, but... no.
2 days ago
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I think you overcooked it a bit, dear. (Those-who-must-correct-me-messages coming 5, 4, 3...)
2 days ago
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