This was published. And apparently thought well of enough to be purchased multiple times.

All depends on what happens on that fateful Tuesday.

Well, I don't think we want Jack in Office, do we?

Alive below. Dead above. Alive below. Dead above.

He's giving aura.

I'll pay you $50 if you can prove to me, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that these are both dogs or cats.

Parents: don't let your children cook barefoot.

"Today was a good day. Didn't have to use my AK."

Uncle Sam-ta Claus

The cat has summoned the spectres of Thanksgiving to haunt our ritual killings and feasts.

You know you want to. weirdchristmas.com/2025/10/30/a...

You know you want up. weirdchristmas.com/2025/10/30/a...

Remember, this is a CASUAL greeting card. Not a threat.

See that wolf with the club about to beat the shit out of the unsuspecting geese? That's the New Year just waiting for us.

wut

Squirrel. And Turkey. Joyful. (??)

"May yours be a joyful Christmas."

By lining up the geese?

Thinspiration, move me brightly, light the song with sense and color Hold away despair, more than this I will not ask Faced with mysteries dark and vast, statements just seem vain at last Some rise, some fall, some climb, to get to Cachexia -- R. Hunter

Giving celery.

Here Am I - Christmas Clown

Yes, this card was directly influential on a shot in OTGW.

Her drool waters those flowers.

Wa-A-A! Somebody Bit Me!

This was the beginning of Babs' eating problems.

THINSPIRATION!

"Sun of gladness shine on you"... while the hummingbirds prepare to eviscerate the butterfly.

That erect gun is way too suggestive for the Puritans. He should go "punish himself" for awhile in penance.

No comment necessary.

KILL IT! www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQE8...

I know there are writers/editors on here. So a question: what are some of your favorite "weird" Christmas stories? That might include odd old ghost stories. Maybe some horror. But more like anything traditionally "weird."

Because of course this makes sense.

While shopping today, we found this weird-ass pizza that is so wrong in so many different ways we just HAD to buy it. @weirdxmas.bsky.social

"I need you, Cobby. But no one must know of our forbidden love..."

Kid decorate the pie with a fish skeleton.

Rude.

Posting this in the hopes that FB will ban me so I have an excuse never to log into that pos again.

This is what happens when you give a kid withOUT ADHD a ton of Ritalin.

Huge win for all the haters out there. Nice Christmas cards are overrated, we are sending cards to our enemies now. I Hope This Card Finds You Unwell.

There's a WKRP in Cincinnati joke in there somewhere, but...

She seems nice, but she's had nine husbands.

Spring for new year. Conceptually appropriate, actually.

ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckgottarungottarun

This is a metaphor for my life. I'm the sewed-up ball thing being hauled around while also hauling frightened children.

"Be careful!"

LIES! SHE DIDN'T BAKE THAT! LIES!

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

This is a metaphor for Christmas in an El Paso migrant retention center.

Kinda Halloweenish, but... no.

I think you overcooked it a bit, dear. (Those-who-must-correct-me-messages coming 5, 4, 3...)