Ah man... Actual tears... #nufc

Wayne Rooney lobbing truth grenades left right and centre tonight.

love them or loathe them, there's one thing you can't deny about the Argentinian football team: they're a bunch of cunts

What a crap World Cup final to cap an absolutely horrendous world cup. I sincerely hope America is never given another World Cup ever again.

Shame on Argentina. #worldcupfinal

Oh no, not Enzo Fernandez. What a shame.

Hearing rumours of Milli Vanilli and Steps collab for half time in extra time. #worldcupfinal

Not a great advert for the game this. Last WCF was spectacular but this is actually more the norm tbh. #worldcupfinal

What’s the range on Iran’s missiles again? #halftimeshow #worldcupfinal

Just to recap: Calling Nigel Farage “an unflushable poo” = dehumanising hate speech. Calling for hotels housing asylum seekers to be set on fire = guest of honour at party conference. Bless those non-racist free speech warriors.

Trump playbook. No surprise whatsoever.

Nail. Head. Bang.

Long row home lads! #ENGNOR #worldcup

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Quite superb. 👏🏻

Doesn't matter who it is, it's a bullshit idea and yet another way Infantino is damaging the game. Four quarters and half-time show – all perfectly good for NFL and the Superbowl but the World Cup does not need it.

Three word film review: Caroline Carolina. Excellent. Great casting.

Cold hard head on, Bruno's age and contract means that cashing in makes sense for us & him (big wage, biggest contract of his career) But fuck. He's the heartbeat of the team and replacing him...well transplants of that size are hard to get right. Big season of change ahead. #NUFC

I know it’s not fashionable to be positive on social media but I’d just like to say that I like the cut of Ross Wilson’s jib. #nufc #jib

Wow

Obviously this World Cup in America has now been tainted by political controversy and suspicion of corruption so let’s just get it out the way and look forward to a clean slate at the next one in….(checks)…Saudi Arabia. #fuckfifa

Fuck FIFA. This is great.

Caught up on the #MEXENG game. What a game! Brave, multi faceted performance from England against a really difficult opponent and crowd. Chuffed to bits for Big Dan Burn.

This suspicion that FIFA might be corrupt has knocked me for six. I’m reeling! #fifa #worldcup

One of my favourite things about this WorldCup has been the refs’ commitment to ignoring (most) play acting. Fascinating to watch the player realise the game is ignoring them and then sheepishly rise before running off in no pain whatsoever. As fans, we need to boo them as they do. Shameless

The Brownpants

Perfect. God Bless Merica.

Football Fact: Recordings of Danny Murphy and Lee Dixon’s co-commentary were used in Guantanamo Bay to break detainees until Amnesty International intervened.

Why does the news insist on padding out actual news stories with shitty voxpops from random people on the street? Don’t GaF.

Gordon has come on a lot as a player since he went to Barca. #ENGDRC

Commentators and pundits on this England game have been absolute drama queens. England better side from about 25mins onward. DRC defended well and keeper MOTM. Not a great performance of course but deserved winners #ENGDRC #worldcup

This #RSACAN match demonstrating exactly why there are too many teams in this #WorldCup and there’s actually no need for a ‘round of 32’. FIFA is corrupt and Infantino will stop at nothing to line his own pockets.

“I Will Find You” on Netflix is so congested with every cop thriller cliche seen over the last 40 years it’s laughable. I’ve had to bail after 4.5 episodes. Couldn’t take any more.

Nah, fuck this. I’m not getting into transfer doom scrolling this summer. See you in sept 👋👋

NUFC Bluesky is almost unbearable during the summer. So many fans believing every single rumour they read and, this year, trying desperately to out doom and out gloom each other with tales of how the whole club is doomed. Tiring.

Is that new Mackem strip pink to match the seats? If so, they haven’t quite got the right shade.

Said it before but eradicating diving from the game is much harder when commentators describe blatant cheating as “clever”. #ENGGHA

See Farage has had to put his head above the parapet to call for a General Election and has then been hit with all the questions about the £5m ‘gift’ that he’s been hiding from for 3 weeks. Poor Nigel (well, not so poor).

Robert Smith sounding quite excellent at Isle Of Wight festival. As are the band. 👏🏻

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Two-tier journalism

Imagine twisting the success of your own team’s players at the WC to get a dig in at your own team’s manager in the close season. Said it before but there are some queer sorts on here. #NUFC

The World Cup has taught me about Erling Haaland, and I’m just glad we’re in an era where that man plays soccer rather than looting and pillaging monasteries off the coast of the British Isles.

"Tell Jabba I'll get him his money..."

Relatively easy title run in for #NUFC next May. 👍🏻⚪️🌑