Oh, the contestants completed #thetraitors task JUST in time. Who would have guessed?* *absolutely everyone

I really, really like Nick Woltemade. What a smasher. 🖤🤍

Very decent performance & relatively comfortable win for #NUFC against an unambitious Forest. Should have had more goals really. Still not firing on all cylinders but more signs of improvement and a quality CH pairing emerging. Thiaw MOTM. #NEWNFO

Friend: What's your costume for Halloween? Me: The Invisible Man Friend: Bandages and sunglasses? Me: More realistic. Friend: You're not coming to the party are you? Me: God no.

Just what the doctor ordered there for #NUFC. Confidence booster all round. USG were dreadful really but very good performance from the lads. Hopefully take some form into the weekend. Woltemade MOTM. #USGNEW

Is Thiaw now our Mein defender? 😉 #NUFC

Good half #NUFC. Playing to their strengths, crisp passing and feeding the ball into big Wolt’s feet nice & early. Got to be the way forward. USG not great. Finish them. #USGNEW

Danger Danger…high Woltage! #NUFC #USGNEW

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

Trumpian playbook #234 As soon as there’s genuine pushback, play the victim.

A classic of the genre. 😆

I do think we sometimes forget: 1. We need high-skilled migrants to keep the NHS working, and to grow the economy 2. High-skilled migrants have a *lot* of choices over where to go And 3. We’ve been getting less attractive as a destination for years anyway (wages here famously suck)

Amazingly, #MOTD analysis of the Newcastle Arsenal game didn’t cover the scorer of the winning goal‘s off the ball punching of his opponent’s face earlier in the game. #NUFC

American sports fans should just give up on the chanting. They just don’t get it. Huge lack of wit.

Amazing spectacle that Ryder Cup. I didn’t see that last day coming so fair play to USA for the spirited comeback. Europe superb though. Well played boys! #rydercup 🏆

Commentators desperately trying to commentate USA back into contention but, come on, this was finished last night. #rydercup #golf

Painful one that. Last minute winner by a proper arsehole of a player who should not have been on the pitch. We’re bit short on luck and firepower…bad combo. Arsenal as competitive as they’ve been against us in a while. Their midfield bossed most of the game. Botman MOTM. #NUFC #NEWARS

Worst thing about modern football is not VAR, refs, PSR etc etc. It’s the players. Incessant cheating, often choosing to dive rather than shoot/score. Make the game as difficult as humanly possible for the referees and then complain about every decision they make.

Breaking news: The Ryder Cup finishes a day early. 🇪🇺🇬🇧

Tommy Fleetwood man. Top drawer. 👏🏻

Amorim is a massive fraud. Worse than Ten Hag. Long may he reign.

The former leader of Reform in Wales, Nathan Gill, has been convicted of taking bribes from Oleg Voloshyn to promote the interests of Putin - the leader Farage said he most admires. Here’s Farage with Voloshyn’s wife. If Gill had been a close associate of Jeremy Corbyn this might be bigger news.

Wow! Love this. Turn the escalator off when he leaves as well.

#bbcqt Winner: Bragg Loser: Tice

Well, it’s a start. The US case mentioned is more interesting. This is an awful, greedy company. Pretty sure Labour made a manifesto promise to investigate this sort of thing? Add that to the list of disappointment since they gained power.

Taking into account the opposition, still plenty good signs from #NUFC. Much better strength in depth in this squad now and we’ll need it. Shooting practice tomorrow though! Bruno pips Linton for MOTM. #NEWBRA

“When it comes to science, I don’t side with anyone”. Well, this is the sort of leader we 100% need in the next pandemic. Slippery as an eel. Are people really going to vote for PM a man who ate testicles on TV? 😁

'Everytime you think it can't get any worse...in he comes with the most extraordinary nonsense.' As Trump links paracetamol to autism, @mrjamesob.bsky.social feels we ought be 'better at distinguishing between normal occupants of the presidential office - and baboons'.

What’s that…Rapture? Tomorrow? Why does nobody ever let you know about these things? I have nothing to wear.

Oh man! Dust in my eye.

Watched ‘Covid Contracts: Follow The Money’ on ITVx. Corruption on a truly staggering scale. Should be essential viewing and front page news but, in reality, that news agenda is set by a few billionaires so, you know, Angela Rayner and migrants etc.

Caught #NUFC game late. Defences very much on top…Cleansheet FC. We’re a bit blunt up top but Woltemade has a great touch and brain. Baffled as to why that penalty was not given. Probably cost us 2 points. #BOUNEW

Rooney had a great football brain and now sports a football shaped head, but he’s not a great speaker and pundit. #MOTD

This bloke is genuinely evil.

How are you? It's Alan (Partridge)

Portishead have come together to do this brand new version of Roads in aid of Together For Palestine, they uploaded it to their Youtube just yesterday with the stunning black and white video of them performing it live ❤️ You can donate here: togetherforpalestine.org www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2Am...

Loved our goal there by the way. That is the exact template for playing with Woltemade. All about the drop off and link ups with runners in behind. Once it clicks, expect us to do well. #NUFC #NEWBAR

Brave performance from #NUFC against an outstanding opponent in Barca. Outclassed really and a harsh lesson to learn. Needed a goal in that blood & thunder first 20 but wasn’t to be and they took control of the ball. Too good. Burn MOTM. #NEWBAR

From the official club account over on X, this is class. #NUFC

Daily life in 2025. #AI #Tech #JustLetMeBe #FFS

SWALWELL: Did you ever tell the AG that Trump's name is in the Epstein files PATEL: The AG and I have had numerous discussions about the entirety of the Epstein files S: Did you tell AG that Trump's name is in the files? P: *crashes out* S: We'll take your evasiveness as consciousness of guilt

“It’s all good” translates to “someone’s getting fired!” Great to watch. Hate similar Ads on TV with some wanky improbable use of AI in real life situations. Maybe I’m just too old.

Fairly sickening to watch the orange rapist pedo getting fawned over today.

That Atleti goal may have quietened down the Anfield crowd, but for the fact you could literally hear the players shouting to each other beforehand. #atmosphere

This is the best yet 😹😹😹

Written by a doctor at St Thomas' Hospital, London after the Tommy Robinson march on 13/9.

Brilliant. 😁

As Wor Flags begins work on their biggest ever tifo and display, I highly encourage all #NUFC fans that can to donate or buy mini flags to support the supporter group. I myself have bought a flag and donated tonight. A raffle is open to win some signed shirts from the new lads. #WorFlags

Mediocre, nervy and unconvincing performance but important points. Pleased for Big Wolter. Wolves competed physically with us very well but stepped off us 2nd half for some reason. Tonali MOTM. Onward! #NEWWOL #NUFC