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Drew Sheneman, Newark Star-Ledger

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This isn't The Art of the Deal. It's insider trading with a bad comb-over. Step 1: Tank the Market, Scare the Non-Millionaires Step 2: Let the Aristocrats Feast Step 3: Flip, but say ‘Winning’ Step 4: Pretend None of This Ever Happened & Get Your Media Dregs To Do The Same Rinse, Enrich, Repeat.

You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

Often the simplest answer is the correct one

i am fascinated by the outright refusal of people in the professional political commentary class to just consider the possibility that there is no plan and that trump really is a braying idiot with the more acute case of narcissistic personality disorder on record

There should be a Pulitzer for this

This one should be an award winner

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Yup

This was….five months ago

I refer to growing up in the acid rain/ quicksand/impending nuclear conflict era as being "classically trained" in generalized anxiety

Don’t call them tariffs. Call them import taxes.

Hopefully Strom Thurmond took some time out of his busy schedule burning in hell to get the news that he was just beaten by a black man.

Let God get this straight: - Trump admin deported a father of 3 to the Supermax prison - They now admit he is an innocent person - But they say he has to stay there now because they can’t get him out ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!? This is EVIL cannot be allowed to stand!!!

They don't give a sh*t about you being murdered. Only them.

what booker is doing right now is an example of what i mean when i say things like “we need more ambition right now.” there is room in american politics right now for people with ambition to take big stands and reap the rewards. he’s doing it!

Cory Booker will break the record for longest Senate floor speech at 7:19 PM EDT. Fewer than 2 hours from now. The record is held by Strom Thurmond, who was arguing for segregation. GO CORY, GO!

Notice to flat-Earthers all around the globe: Please alert the authorities if tonight’s Total Lunar Eclipse looks like this:

Calls increasing across Europe to cancel all US contracts immediately and oust Star link. The Russia allied Trump government has made the US a national security threat.

Announcing tariffs causes the market to tank and pausing them causes the market to rally. What can we learn from this? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Answer: The Trump grifting machine knows it can move the market, buy long, sell short, and grift from it. Who' going to stop them? The SEC, FBI, or DOJ? Ha!

evergreen tweet from 2022

Liz Cheney Generations of American patriots, from our revolution onward, have fought for the principles Zelenskyy is risking his life to defend. But today, Donald Trump & JD Vance attacked Zelenskyy and pressured him to surrender the freedom of his people to the KGB war criminal who invaded Ukraine.

Watching Putin’s little stooges try to bully Zelenskyy in our goddamned White House is pretty repulsive.

Trump is promulgating a scheme to help Russian oligarchs who provide him with ready cash on Kremlin commands. This has been a major story around the world for a week. Yet nothing from Repubs. Zip. Nada. Not a word. www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-5m-go...

Both Putin’s bitch and his couch-fucking minion are traitorous bastards who aren’t good enough to kiss President Zelenskyy’s feet. 👣

I feel as if we're capable of acknowledging that a one-day boycott is mostly symbolic without becoming contemptuous and dismissive of people finding a little meaning and comfort in such a symbol. The scorn seems petty.

Accurate

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