"seasonal job" by me and stevie soundcloud.com/newprofessor...

i love love

Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Once Upon a Katamari courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Oct 27th, 6:30 PM PT Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG

shocking no one, i really loved writing this one

Zohran Mamdani

This guy is a Fred Willard character

i quit polygon; today's my last day. back to being an intergalactic bounty hunter (full-time freelance writer)! you'll soon see my bylines elsewhere & ofc you can still hear my video game opinions on Triple Click weekly. if you've got room in your budget for me: maddymyerswrites at gmail dot com <3

Oh shit? A game for @heathercampbell.bsky.social ?

hi, cis folks! if you’re calling democratic reps about the maga murder budget, you should *specifically mention* it’s unacceptable to pass a bill blocking funding for lifesaving transition care FOR TRANS PEOPLE OF ALL AGES. if you want to stand with trans people, this is a big moment. 🧵 reps.fyi

@cheekface.bsky.social. the crowd is welcome to send me any friendly or angry mail as a result of it 🫡

My second real-ass-album PL*NET F*TNESS will be out July 25 on @asianmanrecords.bsky.social lr-d.ffm.to/pf Two new songs are out today, with a little music video I made with footage from the first half of tour ❤️

Thank you for continuing to give a shit about what I have to say, it is confusing and miraculous 💛 “Nothing! (I wanna do)” “Uno! (Boombox Version)” Written and produced by me Recorded at home by me and at District by Ryan Perras Mixed and mastered by Ryan Perras lr-d.ffm.to/nothing

Proof @luality.bsky.social is French

This is how much I love Pacing. @pacingmusic.bsky.social

Long live Cheekface imo

What if Cheekface played Vegan Water tonight? That would be so cool

So uh... where are the Cheekface setlist posts at? Curiosity is killing me

You know the market situation is bad when Fox is covering it instead of a transgender monopoly player.

I am about to buy so much merch this month. Pray for me

On an alternate timeline, Bawls won the energy drink wars. Bush was defeated in a landslide. 9/11 was thwarted by one guarana-infused bostonite. Musk is still bald. Chinese and American leaders toast the "The Century Of Mutual Prosperity" with a chilled Bawls. It is also called the "Bawls Peace".

WE’RE ON FREAKING TOUR!!!! WITH MY FAVORITE FREAKING BAND CHEEKFACE !!! HOW IS THIS REAL DON’T WORRY WE ARE ON TIME EVERYTHING IS COOL I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS I WOULD LIKE A CELSIUS IS ANYBODY MAD AT ME

The coolest part of the Nintendo Switch 2 event was this TV at check in that had a incredible low resolution image of Mario for no conceivable reason

This is why cheekface is america's local band

Pl*net F*tness music video out now!! 🪐🏋️‍♀️ youtu.be/zLSfF6iCrw4?... Shot and directed by Brett Koehn

If you ever feel like life is going by too fast just go to the dentist, 30 minutes feels like an eternity

New Pacing song fucking rips. I love it 🥲

🔑 under-discussed point — why they were on signal:

Fuck Target. I'm hyped to support this boycott.

Pacing eras 🤝 our lord and savior Carly Rae Jepsen

Pacing and Cheekface out here dialing 9

Middle Spoon is out!! Cheekface is so back (like they ever left). No skips on this bad boy. I LOVE MIDDLE SPOON, I LOVE CHEEKFACE.

Sigh.... If only I had a middle spoon

My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.

Going into surgery decked out in Cheekface gear because it's comfy and good luck

Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Tokyo Xtreme Racer. Giveaway ends February 9th, 6 PM PT Game is available now on Steam store.steampowered.com/app/2634950/...

turning a big dial taht says "Transphobia" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

Once again true

Thank fuck

Been admiring Alex Winter the last few weeks. If I had any amount of celebrity I hope id use it like Alex has been.

READ THIS.

‪ lmao sorry this is so fucked up??? I was using they/them pronouns when I started at the NYT in 2021 and when I left in 2022.

LRTs: this essay 1) provides a brief history of how gender-affirming care for trans adults & youth came to be 2) debunks the most common anti-trans talking points & tactics 3) provides a list of over 100 studies & reviews showing how established this field is: juliaserano.medium.com/gender-affir...

They literally have no plan for when thousands of people die or are too sick to work. Who will make money for them then?

Cheekface was right. Fuck all the transphobes.

no one is acting like there is a coup going on as the coup is going on