#StanleyTucci made me cry twice in #DevilWearsPrada2 No idea why his character hits so hard.

If I had a billion dollars, I’d…nah, I’d retire long before that happened.

A nasal spray with nanotech that crosses the blood-brain barrier after stroke that can be used at home or on the way to the ER to minimize damage. Wow. China seems to have a lot of nice things. You'd think we could, too.

Let’s get rid of minimum ages for alcohol, cigarettes and driving while we’re at it.

Kurt Loder turns 81 today. We are old as fuck.

Good guests do not arrive at your house at 1030 on a weeknight.

I can’t believe nobody is mentioning her hit song “The Homecoming Queen’s got a Gun” or her Wubba Wubba Wubba catchphrase.

Same energy:

What insurance companies, ACO’s, hospitals and specialty medical societies consider quality has very little overlap with what patients see as quality. #MedSky

I’d love to have a primary care doctor who can, in general , see me for urgent issues within 24 hours, for less urgent/chronic issues within 2 weeks and for annual exams annually. The practice I see now is 0/3. US healthcare is decidedly broken.

Wait. Where’s Natalie? #RHOBH

This is what Eighty-Sixed will always mean to me. RIP David Feinberg. One of our warriors lost too young.

When I talk about the time I was 86’d from the Palladium in the late 90’s, do people think the bouncers were trying to ki11 me?

Oh, I get it! Every school in the US needs a golden ballroom!

So when children are shot in schools, is that because they aren’t godly enough or not faithful enough or..? The belief that someone, anyone, didn’t die because god so loved them implies that someone else did die because god didn’t love them. In a religion that says God Is Love.

If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.

#Hacks S5, E3 is close to perfect television. Great decision to get rid of the bickering this season.

Worth remembering…

We need a law that states if a member of Congress resigns while under investigation by an Ethics body, the investigation will continue, the results will be made public, and any warranted criminal referrals issued. Resigning should not stop justice.

And Margo, you don’t call a gay man a freak in that way. You just don’t. #LadiesofLondon

Marc-Francis may be a grown up evil twink, but that story about not being able to introduce his partner to his family and feeling like he can’t be normal because he’s not normal because he’s gay. That was a gut punch. #LadiesofLondon

Once again, an international embarrassment. He has degraded the US entirely, with his stupidity and lack of basic morality.

I love #ThePitt because it normally feels so medically accurate. But the consultants got so much wrong here. #PedSky #MedSky

In other news, Jeffrey Dahmer apologizes to the people he ate ...

SlimShots: #Eminem #f'djt

Can I start to feel hopeful that California won’t mess things up?

MAGA doesn't deserve a cookie for finally saying that Trump is a POS they shouldn't have voted for. They KNEW what they voted for--hurting others. They're just mad now because THEY are feeling some pain. Trump freaking TOLD them who he was and they loved him for it. youtube.com/shorts/EgRyw...

Dear fellow Brits, from this Brit-American: Please don't come here. It's dangerous. You may be targeted, arrested and unlawfully detained - likely courtesy of ICE - without access to legal representation. I've told my family to stay away. Please boycott America. 🇬🇧💙 news.sky.com/story/englan...

Unfortunate experience of meeting a Gay Republican ™️ this weekend who explained that the GOP no longer cares about gay marriage (only trans issues), implied that RBG thought Roe v Wade should be revisited, and 1/2

Pope Leo XIV: Woe to those who manipulate religion in the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into filth. The world is being ravaged by tyrants, yet it is held together by a multitude of supportive brothers and sisters.

Hey Margo. If nobody is on your side, maybe there’s a reason. Perhaps it’s your complete lack of a sense of humor? #LadiesofLondon

Margo is obviously absolutely obsessed with Mark. And it’s not a good look. #LadiesofLondon

This is why I find it really difficult to welcome, forgive, etc republicans who helped build this system. They knew this is where we would end up. And they agree with a lot of it.

"We need a doctor, fast!" 😂

He is just one weird as 💩 nepo baby. Any other last name and he’d be in jail or sectioned.

It is a profound irony when the nation under attack feels more empathy for the attacker's citizens than the attacking government itself.

How about if the government just sends us a bill and we decide if it’s accurate? @elizabeth-warren.bsky.social

This? This is the thing that gives him the semblance of a spine?

I owed this year for the first time in over a decade

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Someone needs to be reminded about excommunication

For all those still feeling the moon joy—Artemis II was brought to you by public schools and publicly funded science. Copy that! 👩‍🚀🚀💕 *All four astronauts went to public schools!

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Y’all are wild

My friend texted me this and I am LMAO.

Just for the record, THIS is what a real doctor looks like.

I 100% know what I’m wearing to work tomorrow!