You have me shocked, SHOCKED! I've thought all the time that companies in other countries would deliver 10% or 20% under cost to have the honour to deliver their goods into the country of the Supreme Leader. It *must* be fake news, like the climate catastrophe or the moon landing.

Congratulations, MAGAs, you’ve thoroughly and completely owned the Libs—and all it’s cost you is a working democracy, human rights, national peace, economic stability, affordable groceries, affordable healthcare, qualified leaders, and global standing. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/congratula...

What we've been talking about on Bluesky for a long time now finds an echo among politicians of all parties (obviously excluding Elon Skum's favourite Neo-Nazi party): boycotting the football WM.

Are you bored by speeches against Trump's administration, because you already know all the stuff that's going on? Still, listen to this; it might build you up that there are some people in Congress who are actually fighting.

Einer von uns, alle von euch": Nazi slogans, signs, imagery, and rhetoric everywhere. Aigaleo, Ascq, Borovë, Drakeia, Guardistallo, Kandanos, Kondomari, Koriukivka, Kraljevo, Lidice, Ležáky, Maillé, Marzabotto, Oradour-sur-Glane, Padule di Fucecchio, Remel, Syrmia, Vinkt. Just an excerpt. 😢

🤣🤣🤣 I guess as a fellow child sex offender it wouldn't be a problem to get a pardon from The Clown so that he can build a special unit to block streets. I don't want to visualise any pictures of the connection of "Funeral Escort Service" and Epstein/Trump. Motor 1, Motor 1, get here NOW!

Again, given The Clown's delusions of grandeur and his willingness to start a war with the EU, it's time to think of all implications. Germany has the world's second-largest gold reserves: currently 3,366 tonnes. A bit more than a third is stored in the US. ($160bn) Time to get that home.

I have to say that I have an extreme sense of embarrassment as a human to see that other members of my species didn't feel fully embarrassed when Infantino gave The Clown his participation prize.

Trump net approval rating from Jan 18th, 2026 If anybody asks, I'm a black female with a postgrad under 30.

2017: Europe starts to organise defence independent of the US.

And the world backs Greenland

He's quipped about so many things to feel out whether he will get away with it yet or has to send Joseph Miller to rein in the cultists a bit more.

I like the term 'trade bazooka'. Greens, EPP, and Renew will not vote for the trade deal to lower tariffs for US products to 0%.

According to The Clown, it's the "greatest and most prestigious board ever assembled, at any time, any place." 🤣🤣🤣 Recep Erdoğan, Abdel Fatah al-Sisi, Tony Blair, Javier Milei, Marco Rubio, Steve Witkoff, Jared Kushner, and The Clown himself. Trump bootlickers, minor autocrats, more bootlickers.

With a sheepish grin I have to tell a tale of my people. A flock of sheep ('Schaf' in German) marched straight into a German supermarket. Some of them were shoplifters; they just ran out of the door, while others waited patiently in a somewhat messy queue in front of the checkout. The next day /2

Where has that country gone? An autocratic leader builds a Gestapo with a budget higher than most militaries and sends it to the pockets of resistance who hold up the constitution. Besides a few left-wingers, no resistance. When will people understand that they are next?

Fuck that clown! 🇬🇱🖕🇺🇸 [I guess that McDonalds appearing shortly will close down soon, due to lack of business.]

I hope all European countries send more troops and will retaliate with at least the same level of tariffs. It may do quite some damage to their economies, but letting the little shit get away with this will be worse. Europeans still buying goods or services (all tech bros) have earned to pay double.

Palantir’s Mosley, the grandson of Oswald Mosley, leader of the British Union of Fascists in the 1930s, said that he has a “formidable political brain” and is a "masterful interpreter of Trump" Palantir, fascists, and paedophiles: 🤮

FOG in DOOF (stupid in German) gives you "poo balls". FOG: fats, oils and grease DOOF: deepwater ocean outfalls WTF? pumping shit into the ocean

I feel like the Nobel peace prize people could have avoided this if they gave their medal to someone who dedicated their life to peace, rather than just "this person is an opposition leader."

"...China-bound chips make a detour from Taiwan, where they are made, through the United States for testing by a third-party lab. When the chips enter the United States, they are subject to the 25% tariff announced on Wednesday." You can just hear him, "I'm so clever!' Xi runs circles around him.

One year of The Clown summarised. I didn't even hear that he wanted to add a second engine to the F-35 and they have to look into it. 🤣

😂

Now let's hear him telling that Russia is sending hundreds of thousands of peace ambassadors towards Ukraine.

Who would have thought that Machado would visit what looks like a bordello with a participation medal?

It's gonna be a hard sell for the people of Greenland.

"Judge allows offshore windfarm halted by Trump to resume construction." I found a perfect place for a wind farm!

You have to give it to her, kicking him out was a very funny, and satisfying move. Fararse's propaganda coup fizzled out, and now Jenrick can complain in Deform about all the things which are bad because he fucked them up in his four years in government. That article is filled with needles. 😆

I guess their usual lying about the purpose of the group will result in very DEI behaviour: the talks can be held in sign language, "🖕." 🇪🇺🤝🇬🇱

They're so lazy. They couldn't even be arsed to buy up the shell of an old company to cover up their corruption.

“We have to fix the country first. You can’t have an election. There’s no way the people could even vote,” That rehabilitates him; he didn't want regime change after all! If the "brutal dictatorship" works with him to plunder Venezuela, all is perfect!

That is not a proper comparison. The second hand Nobel Prize didn't go to Steven Miller!

Good.

I tried it out, it is for sale. I guess it's very expensive now. On a hunch (ok, it's very obvious) I tried gestapo.us and that redirection is even better! 😂

DHS also going full Nazi, as usual.

Again those liberal FAKE news! It's not 100s of billions, it's 17 trillions, and the money was spent for the $2,000 tariffs check, which cave directly after the $5,000 DOGE check that everybody got...

😂 I love onions not only in my food.

"White" House going full nazi.

“Operation Benchwarmer: Plainclothes agents have been embedded in transport vans, sally ports, processing areas, and detention cells to gather important tactical intelligence and or information,” The texts with the code of conduct when the SA kidnaps you must be extended: /2

It's a symbolic gesture, but it's also just the start. 🇪🇺🤝🇬🇱

Proof that Americans aren't as batshit (sorry, bats) crazy as The Clown. Even his cult don't follow him there. He now claims that NATO should deliver Greenland to him to dampen the fear he might destroy NATO. Given that only 66% are worried about it damaging NATO, we have to be fucking louder. /2

In a groundbreaking speech, Trump declares, "The economy is bigly up, like no one has ever seen." "Math is fake news." "Reality is a fabrication by the far left."

“Nato: Tell Denmark to get them out of here, NOW! Two dogsleds won’t do it! Only the USA can!!!” Funny that The Clown now mentions Nato to deliver Greenland to him, to placate the sane part of the US in an attempt to deflect the guilt for destroying Nato.

Given The Clown's delusions of grandeur and his willingness to start a war with the EU, it's time to think of all implications. Germany has the world's second-largest gold reserves: currently 3,366 tonnes. A bit more than a third is stored in the US. ($160bn) Time to get that home.

According to the lastest data from travel industry group Rejs, the number of trips booked by Danish citizens to the US has dropped by half in 2025. That just poses the question what is wrong with the other half, but maybe they're just wrapping up moving companies out of the US. 🇬🇱🖕🇺🇸

'Anything less' than US control of Greenland is 'unacceptable,' Trump says as he insists US 'needs Greenland for national security' The Clown also said, “Nato should be leading the way for us to get it,” which falsely states that Nato would still exist after the US gets control of Greenland. 🇬🇱 🖕🇺🇸

...that was described by some critics as “slime Jesus”. Hmmm, Mike 'Slime Jesus' Johnson... Sounds good, I'll adopt that!

"Help is on its way!" He's going to bomb a prison and kill all political prisoners, right?