Can you believe I left this in the thrift shop.

I saved this weird councilman's life from a VERY suspicious attack and now hes inviting me to dinner at taco bell wtf

Humans demoted to Okay Apes at the 2025 Ape Convention.

<returning to dino world after 2000 years in cryo sleep> aw man <looks up at christ the redeemer statue, now with velociraptor head> aw shit

Paul Stretch has taken control of the fantastic four

Mr. Fantastic? More like Mister Stupid

Ben grimm <voiced by howie mandel, standing in front of an orange brick wall, in a spotlight>: so i guess you could say me and my girlfriend have a "rocky" relationship. Is this thing on

Abbott & costello vs the fantastic four meet forrest gump

I love the fantastic four, also lets make a movie about the phone book from 1955

A piano found randomly while hiking around today

I'm so old, i cant watch the chipmunks without subtitles

If anybody wants theremin-y or whistly sounds (*whistling) for their spooky tracks, i am pretty ok at those

The CASSETTE (of which only 15 are being made) features the continuous album mix on side A, with a reversed version on side B! Go analog!

The body heals

Some guy just got popped on stage for talking about the 39 steps

National Lampoon’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula

if you're someone who has soulseek and also someone who has downloaded my music please share my music on soulseek thank you :D

Is anyone finding that Soulseek is better than streaming/getting your music on Spotify? bsky.app/profile/joev...

these dingdongs

SEATTLE JUST ADDED! thebeacon.film/calendar/mov...

Architects love writing out some bullshit in etched metal and putting it in some concrete

Not hearing much about starter packs these days tbh

I have been using a series of pocket sized notebooks over the last month for all work/planning/writing etc, and while i haven't gotten ahead of everything i was behind on, my number one productivity tip at present is "leave phone in other room or forget where it is"

Even songs from 10 years ago sound so old now. Turn Down For What makes me feel so warm and cozy

chris pratt can do the Hand at them

@andymascola.bsky.social this is how i find out about the subway veggie patties 😡

still find it really charming you can go and sit in a funny little room with some other people and listen to some folk make sounds and it can change the course of your life

Maybe if i build a box i can record voices in then i can finally start doing voices

Can bands have djs again

The centrist obsession with ID cards needs to be studied as a pathology.

More like Alien: Profoundly Unsatisfying Season Finale

You look like a guy that would get taken over by a little eyeball guy

I know you guys love your late night talk show heroes but the last time i watched colbert was when he had anthony scaramucci on. Like he was a fun get instead of a complicit accessory to a violent hostile government. It's not any different than watching sean spicer on dancing with the stars, f that

Carter Burwell in A Serious Man >>>>>>>>>>>

Cool i got a ticket from @seattledot.bsky.social after google maps directed me onto a transit-only street

8-9pm: Plant Noise The music is primarily from plants & fungi. The biodata information captured is used to map out the work. Music with cadences, pitches & tempo that derive from a non-human origin. They feed us, create the environment we live in, they make us safe. Time to listen. ⏰CEST

Someday when i have a free two hours i will make all these bumper stickers

I Bought This Tesla BEFORE We Knew Elon Was Crazy I Also Do Not Read The News Or Know What Going On

Student Driver (My Tesla Is Teaching Me)

Proud Graduate: Ding-Dong's Driving School for Dumb-Dumbs

it is a comPLEX issue

Proud Member: Left Lane Camping Association (Seattle Chapter)

you cannot sit motionless in the heart of these perils