The NJ Transit app should have an annual "Track'd" wrapup that's like - Here's how many times you took your most frequent routes - The locomotive you spent the most time with was #4218 - You were in the top 0.2% of making noise in the quiet car - You lost almost 17 hours of your life to delays, wow!

Promise?

Nazi jobs numbers?! I thought you said you wanted not-see jobs numbers.

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a glue

This is not about the merits of Iran’s nuclear program. No president has the authority to bomb another country that does not pose an imminent threat to the US without the approval of Congress. This is an unambiguous impeachable offense.

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

I am being unfairly censored by @moderation.bsky.app for my liberal views

Look I'm not saying astrology is real but I think it's statistically unlikely that we've had 14 Leos as Pope and no Virgos

A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.

In 4 years another Democrat is going to come in and clean up this fucking mess and these poll numbers won't have moved an inch because the median American voter is the dumbest godforsaken motherfucker to have ever lived.

This asshole raised prices and ruined your retirement savings, and now he's out golfing for the rest of the weekend.

Seeing a lot of people unfairly comparing current events to Idiocracy and I would just like to remind y'all that President Camacho knows he's dumb and seeks out the smartest man in America to help him fix the country, then listens to that man's suggestions www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmZO...

At this point Donald Trump has cost me more in under 3 months than I paid in taxes across 3 years under Biden.

If you're scooping up students off the street for writing op-eds, you're secret police, and should be treated accordingly.

Many years ago, some friends and I participated in a Red-Team Blue-Team spy exercise sponsored by DHS. Under the codename "Felicity", I infiltrated the enemy team's group chat, allowing our team to monitor their comms, steal their intel and assets, and send them on wild goose chases.

Yeah but like what about her emails though?

every person involved in this needs to be in prison

"It could happen here" was a prescient warning too many of you ignored for too long. It is currently happening here. For all we know, there are legal immigrants, permanent residents, and even American citizens in Salvadoran gulags right fucking now. Any of us could be next. Fuck these fucking Nazis.

I am a relatively well-off straight cis white man who was born in the United States. I have about as much privilege as one can have without being a multi-millionaire. And if Donald Trump wanted me to wake up in a slave labor camp in El Salvador tomorrow, I wouldn't get a trial or even a lawyer.

Raise your hand if your investment losses under 7 weeks of the Trump administration have been higher than an entire year of taxes under the Biden administration ✋

There's something even more maddening than usual about watching this cheap, pampered little thug presuming to lecture a guy who's worth 50 of him.

This form will not accept "Dec 13, 1989" as a valid input, but wants you to type "12/13/1989" and then will silently convert the content of the field to "Dec 13, 1989" for you. UX engineers will never see the gates of heaven.

Took less than an hour from start to finish to file my taxes today, and 28 minutes from e-filing to my returns being accepted. God bless the American heroes at the IRS.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Why are Trump and Musk taking all the eggs away?

In retrospect I may have given Orson Scott Card and Peter Wiggin too much shit for the whole "if a teenager blogs well enough they'll give him government power" concept

mr milchick this, mr milchick that, okay mark s. how about you focus on finding yourself a mrs milf chick?

A fun part of winter is when you walk up to your desk, touch it, and get a static shock so bad your monitor goes blank for a moment.

welp

i don’t even know if crime is the right word for the illegal destruction of USAID. it is an autocratic power grab and a direct attack on the sovereignty of the american people

Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-Md.): "Elon Musk, you didn't create USAID, the United States Congress did for the American people." And Musk "doesn't have the power to destroy" USAID. "We're going to stop him." "We don't have a fourth branch of govt called Elon Musk!" It's "illegal, unconstitutional."

Fuck it, 2025 is the year of being unabashedly horny on main. "But what if my friends find out I like attractive women?" listen to yourself you coward. The Vice President follows literal Nazis on main, now shut up and tap the ❤️ button under that unusually skimpy cosplay.

Oh noooo did someone share your private data with someone else I'm so sooooorryy Mr. The Facebook.

How is "based on no information, I suspect this is the fault of a minority" different from racism?

Cook those fucking frauds

HARD TIMES create DEMOCRATS DEMOCRATS create GOOD TIMES GOOD TIMES create REPUBLICANS REPUBLICANS create HARD TIMES

She's running.

We're ten days into the second Trump administration, he pardoned 1500 Nazi brownshirts, the gestapo is asking elementary school kids to show their papers, he fake revoked a constitutional amendment, they're turning gitmo into a concentration camp, planes are falling out of the sky, and eggs cost $16

THIS IS A CONCENTRATION CAMP DO YOU UNDERSTAND YET

Concentration camps preceded extermination camps by several years. They began in Germany just as administratively, just as innocuously, as this. It's important to understand the historical track we are on.

Look, I am just a small town scholar of mass murder, so let me ask a simple, naive question: And then what?

Return to tradition 🇺🇸

Glorious leader Trump will bring down egg prices by instantly creating 160M new eggs by executive order!

Safeway has LOWERED egg prices down to $13 thanks to glorious president Trump!

wow what a bad day to be a terminally online data scientist of italian descent who writes kinda bad python code and is really into civ 6

I applied for financial aid to cover the cost of my AP Statistics exam, but... It was means tested.

A trickster god turning into a satyr is lowkey goated when being loki goated is the vibe