Cult of Personality performed in Brooklyn on @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @jimmykimmel.com youtu.be/MfY7jG-3rlE?...

I need a Time Machine to go back to eighteen seconds ago to slap the phone out of my own hand before I read this shit.

This video of an ENTIRE LECTURE HALL of students chasing this hateful piece of garbage out made my morning — highly rec. it’s a great reminder that majority of people find this stuff disgusting.

New bench slap just dropped. They are coming at a truly astonishing rate. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Hegseth to generals: if a picture of you in a speedo doesn’t make me wanna jerk off, you’re out

Go Birds!

We shd be celebrating some of the most STAGGERING crime declines in US history. HUGE, unprecedented surges in safety. But instead we lament gun-boats on the Chicago River. Bc a cadre of racists—abetted by a feckless media that parrots their lies—are using “crime” to pretextually attack Dem cities.

Generals gathered in their masses/ to listen to this fucking jackass

The dumbest collapse into authoritarianism ever. They are all such stupid, incompetent, lazy, and unqualified freaks.

I cannot believe that these fascist assholes are making me root for this insufferable prick, but here we are.

Former FBI Director James Comey reacts to indictment by the Trump administration: “We will not live on our knees, and you shouldn’t either.”

the modal domestic terrorist over the next decade is going to be a terminally online 20-something who cooks their brain in irony-poisoned social media spaces and decides to kill a bunch of people as an elaborate shitpost

*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*

At Paul Wellstone's funeral in 2002, some liberals expressed anger and resolution to carry on his fight. The Fox News crowd screamed about it for weeks, about how angry liberals were, about how unhinged and inappropriate it was to be *angry* at a *funeral* and on and on. But today, of course...

A bunch of really great NFL games today. Imagine being a dork watching some bigoted podcaster‘s endless funeral…

EAGLES BLOCK THE FIELD GOAL [AGAIN] TO WIN THE GAME JORDAN DAVIS! MERRILL REESE AND MIKE QUICK ON THE CALL! #FlyEaglesFly

Oh man. Bernie was my very first sports hero. Only the lord saves more than Bernie Parent. This one hurts.

go birds

Alright, credit where credit is due. Jon Stewart was good tonight. The conversation with Maria Ressa is required watching. More of that, please.

I just can’t stop laughing about thus cursed thing from a Charlie Kirk memorial. Uncanny.

Something about the Kimmel (and Colbert) firing that more people need to be paying attention to: this would not be happening if we did not have extensive media consolidation, and because the *failure* to independently regulate that consolidation has undermined free market competition Let me explain

Have they overplayed their hand NOW?

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

UPDATE: Everything just fucking sucks more than anything has fucking sucked.

I just don’t see how we come back from any of this. Just rolling over to the most malignant, corrupt, evil people. And they aren’t even remotely charismatic and competent. It’s just because ultra-rich folks want to consolidate their wealth and power. We’re cooked.

The GOP equates LGTBQIA+ folks with “leftist” groups. They are just hateful bigots who are telling on themselves.

Bertrand Russell, at 89 years old, to Sir Oswald Mosley, a man most famous for founding, in 1932, the British Union of Fascists. I'm all for civil discourse. But everyone can and should draw a line at who they will talk to. Notice that Russell did not demean himself with incivility, either.

Looks like a kid grappling with his sexuality in an extremely oppressive environment. Add that to growing up in a radical gun culture, access to a high-powered rifle, online brainrot, and an adolescent brain with a not fully formed prefrontal cortex and it looks like your basic school shooting.

I repeat. bsky.app/profile/kmmi...

Said. I’m so tired. #RingTheFuckingBell

One of us. bsky.app/profile/bria...

That’s my QB1.

Imagine being 0-2. Can’t relate. 🥱 2-0 GO BIRDS. 🦅

Still amazed that a white, Mormon, college dropout, electrician’s apprentice, terminally online gamer dork from a gun-crazy Trumpist family is somehow Che Guevara.

Good morning and go birds.

Being a reality-based, left-leaning person in America right now means constant, relentless gaslighting from all different directions. Just know that you aren’t actually taking crazy pills.

reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle

None of the young male mass shooters and now political assassins I've written about in recent years had stayed in higher education and pursued a bachelor's degree. Crazy enough, it's almost like college is a positive socializing force, not a radicalizing one

Adolescence (2025), documentary

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

"Good guy with a gun" theory doesn't even work when the good guys are well-trained.

Having an upper case head and a lower case face is crazy.

When people tell you institutional racism and bigotry don’t exist, show them this. The foremost Newspaper of Record in the U.S. is lionizing a man whose entire career was built on racism, misogyny, homophobia, and intolerance. “The Right Way.“ We see you…

Is it okay to say "Unlike Charlie Kirk, I do not condone violence against any individual?" It's complicated. Such statements against all forms of political violence might suggest you support political violence. #Satire

I am already dreading the Charlie Kirk memorial T-shirts that will be sold on the Wildwood boardwalk. Ugh. The shooter is a fucking monster.

The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.