the white house this afternoon

:Taps the sign:

Rudy Bridges is younger than the Sitting President of the United States and 29 sitting United States Senators

So… with all that’s come out, these allegations seem quite plausible, right? www.politico.com/f/?id=000001...

Eagles Football 2025: Three-and-a-half hours of punching yourself in the groin, followed by, “Oh hey, we won.”

Go birds. Fuck @johnfetterman.com forever. I hope he gets explosive diarrhea from that terrible Sheetz crap.

These same bums will be asking us for cash at the next deadline; looking forward to sending this back to every Senate fundraising text

It's so weird what laws we choose to enforce.

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

The #1 lesson from yesterday’s blowout: Humanities majors killed on the job market 1) Mamdani- Africana Studies 2) Spanberger -French 3) Sherill - Global History

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.

Fuck you, Jeff Yass.

NBC projects all three Pennsylvania Supreme Court justices will keep their seats. Republicans had hoped to oust them and undercut Dems' majority on the court. Obviously, that didn't work. www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...

Well shit. Baseball season is over.

Please let the Blue Jays get a walkoff homer so they stop talking about Joe Fucking Carter.

Bo Bichette’s dad slyly flipped the bird at my cousin and me at the Vet in 1995 for heckling him. We then gave him a standing O and he tipped his cap to us. Bo feels like a son to me.

“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy-they smashed up things and...then retreated back into their money...and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” F. Scott Fitzgerald The Great Gatsby

A politics of joy is Kryptonite to the politicians who specialize in inflicting pain and inciting fear.

I was trying to figure out why David Ellison's face looked so familiar to me, and then I remembered...

Just once, can some awful, hateful dickhead die? Seems like the good guys are always dying too soon while those assholes never leave the planet.

Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam,Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.

It really is amazing how well the Phillies pitchers handled Ohtani. <sighs sadly into the void>…

Good lord, Vladdy. Also, fuck you Treinen.

centrists will tell you to your face that we all need to abandon identity issues, and focus on kitchen table issues instead and yet when a leftist candidate runs a generational campaign based on kitchen table issues, it's the centrists weaponizing identity politics to smear the leftist.

Doop?

Since this episode of The Simpsons aired 29 years ago, the Dallas Cowboys are 0-8 against the Denver Broncos.

DOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP!

Fly Eagles Fly!

Kelly Green Day. Go Birds.

Dombrowski was right about Freddie Freeman.

To be fair, a Canadian World Series victory is really what American voters fucking deserve for all this bullshit.

/6 When these fucking clowns show up to put me in a reeducation camp I am going to be dunking on them SO HARD

when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign

I love my town.

We're gonna beat these losers

The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain. Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow. #NoKings

Just back from the mean streets of Havertown and bashing fascist skulls with your aunt and grandma. Anyone need any extra Molotov cocktails? We only needed half of them to burn the town down…

tonight is the night I became Dale Gribble and blocked the feds

It’s day 2 of the Fall fund drive. Thank you for your support. As you are aware, a rescission package eliminating all funding for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting was passed by Congress. Federal support was important but your support is crucial. xpn.my.salesforce-sites.com/donate?c=701...

Seriously, Judges *do no do things like this* They don't give their opinion to the media They don't criticize how SCOTUS works This is them breaking the emergency glass, folks www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/u...

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

*Taps the Sign*

Go Phils. Go Birds. Fuck Ice. Free Palestine.

Fearless mockery is the way. 🤣

A Rutgers professor has been forced to flee the country for his safety, after targeting by a far-right student group that was *checks notes* claiming they felt unsafe. I'm horrified. I'm angry. A short 🧵 #AcademicFreedom #Rutgers #violence #antifa www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...