Someone finally tied it all together.

The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor. The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.

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ME? THE SIFF?!

My mum passed and was cremated. My brother never helped me care for her in the time she was ill, so when he demanded half of her ashes I added dirty cat litter to an urn out of the charity shop, gorilla glued the lid, and every time he walks passed said urn he strokes it lovingly

Of the Game Awards controversies right now this one is the most frustrating. When I attended via Future Class, I was seated next to an award-winning game dev. We were both on our phones. During a break a director came up to him, got in his ear, and said "seat fillers shouldn't be on their phones".

Former PlayStation mascot, and current middle-aged widow, Crash Bandicoot, has recently found the ability to process his grief. paletteswap.site/dif...

HEALTH be like (synths) (guitar) (bass) When you're sad... You always are... (drop) (video of Rei Ayanami fighting Hank Hill in the background)

C O N F I D E

Holy. SHIT. Like........ WOW... It's so much worse than you'd think. Like, before I hit play, I figured it would just be kind of awkward but... wow... ... WOW

linkedin grindset style posting has been the worst thing to ever happen to san francisco and the tech industries image

incredible quote lol

It's absolutely allowed for a huge amount of capital to be evaporated by the whims of people chasing profit above all else and caused every economic bubble/bust in living memory but on the flipside a bunch of ghouls made some money

Important to do this press conference about a mass shooting from behind a comic book convention’s folding table inside the hotel from The Shining.

It’s that time of year again!

I’ve never seen an actual human pull off the Dreamworks face this naturally before.

Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.

About 90,000 people living near larger chemical plants face an unacceptable risk of developing cancer, the EPA says. New rules adopted last year could’ve cut that number to 3,000 residents — a drop of 97%. But Trump has halted those efforts.

Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb

His fess I guess, but thought husband was sneaking off most nights to watch porn, didn't really care but curiousity got the best of me, checked his browser history. He's playing chess. At 2am. Multiple times a week. Worst part is, I saw his ELO, he's not even any good.

guy so fixated on saving bullets in survival horror games he wipes with one square

Flashback to when me and my friends played Yu-Gi-Oh and I read the rules and tried to get everyone to play by the rules and then no-one wanted to play Yu-Gi-Oh anymore.

The real and true story of why Police Squad (the TV series Naked Gun was based on and easily the funniest tv show of its time) was canceled is legitimately insane and one of the most egregious examples of TV malpractice I’ve ever heard:

@patstaresat.bsky.social on ＡＩ doomerism

Malevola cosplay from Dispatch!

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

If you could set aside 4 hours and 18 minutes today for my new video, that would be much appreciated.

Challenge accepted!!!

THE THE INTERNET IS OCCASIONALLY A MAGICAL PLACE

Fun fact: 90% of adventurers give up before finding a chest that isn't a mimic.

Here's 40 minutes of insight gained from 20 years of highest-difficulty-possible replays, and some lit class analysis where caves are never just caves. It's resisting arbitrary negativity, while asking a big question about Konam crediting the actors. It's beautiful! nebula.tv/videos/super...

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it's actually really good our stock is down $500 billion, you fool, you absolute simpleton www.businessinsider.com/jensen-huang...

Oh my god that is the worst possible answer

talkin' about the AI bubble

james sunderland seeing a horrifying mannequin monster: ahhhhhh a monster aaaaahhh I deserve this for killing my wife aaaaah I'm in hell aaaahhhh hinako seeing a horrifying mannequin monster:

Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks: “Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”

Chrono Trigger - Nintendo Power (1995) [Just kidding this is a WIP for another poster]

my jaw just dropped in disappointment

cackling

My wife prefers us to not plan sex so now I meticulously plan every detail so that we end up in situations where we "spontaneously" do it

So you want to be a voice actor?