clocking you be how you blow your nose

Tired: Protect The Dolls Wired:

Oh wow when did your polycule start a business?

going bricko mode

she’ll bully me on the internet but not in bed smfh

chat she just admitted to allegedly being a fed. im cooked.

large population on here not gonna pick up that i genuinely am the most unserious person and everything i post is shit tier memeing - pls block me or hate crime me it makes no difference to me

damn i really hope my neck just does that one day

chic-fil-a is good and i don’t give a fuck about their politics

north jersey traffic my behated

confirmed didn’t recognize me, two of my old roommates moms who i have known for 10 years introduced themselves to me and then when their sons said “Mom, it’s Maddie” both the moms looked so surpised and said “omg you look great” love to see it

can’t tell if some of these people don’t wanna say hi and acknowledge i transitioned or they genuinely don’t recognize me

yap dust vs dumb powder

epic rap battles of history: vasoconstrictors versus vasodilators

not wearing my cunty clacky heeled boots out of respect for the dead

it’s only in mostly bad taste to post a funeral fit pic right?

i would pay copious amounts of money for a masseuse who could fix my knotted shoulders and tmj - i pray my ffs surgeon can slice just the right muscle to relieve years of tension and high cortisol

Crashout

more trans women should be entering their villain eras

trans girls are machines that convert trauma into hotness

Jokes on you I already fucked myself

can you hold my hand

i stick the needle in my skin and push the juice that makes me hotter into my cute little tummy

not now mommys yearning

they say dance like no one has watches so you do not know when it is time to stop

crazy how sometimes u dance alone to your favorite song in your bedroom and you are like oh yeah thats why im alive the miracle of being here

Same with gender reassignment surgery. That's not what I'm getting. Its a sex change. I am changing my sex.

Baby’s First Romance

dual density duel

sometimes a girl just has to yearn

9mm fidget toy

take notes ladies. 💅

not your average hype hoes

shawty curved like the earth

basement is calling

look at the way you worry and tell me you are not genuine

look at the way you enjoy and tell me you are not interesting

look at the way you uplift and tell me you are not real & true

look at the way you joke and tell me you are not fun to be around

look at the way you struggle and tell me you are not strong

look at the way you feel and tell me you are not all that is beautiful in this life

look at the way you hurt and tell me you are not full of love

look at the way you love and tell me you are not special

unconsciously loving is the path to an existence devoid of meaning. there must be intention and fervor.

ideally i hope you create a version of me in your mind that's somehow even more annoying than the real version of me behind the keyboard

Bro, her rich inner life

just realized calling myself “chronically sad” is a cope for something much more sinister, ama