that sound you hear is every too-comfortable incumbent screaming, crying, throwing up

It takes 1.28 seconds for a message to reach us from the Moon. It takes as little as 35 minutes from Jupiter. It takes as little as 4.5 hours from Pluto. It takes at least 6-12 months from NYT reporters, plus $35 for the book containing it.

It really scares me how so many of US just don't get it!

I’d love to read, say, 1200 words from a really good writer on why exactly the reflecting pool thing has turned into the durable embarrassment across media that a lot of other, equally public scandals or screwups could have been in the previous 18 months

Beginning July 1, Tennessee Republicans are putting undocumented children with disabilities in an impossible position: risk being reported to ICE or risk losing access to wheelchairs, therapies, and medication. No child should have to suffer like this. It’s cruel. #SheShed

We have a new message for Democrats: attack attack attack. Trump is corrupt, he’s butchered the economy, and his DOJ operates like mob lawyers. And every voter knows it. So stop looking backward. Stop with the endless focus groups. This isn't complicated. He’s weak. Finish him.

Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating

the same guy who leveled the east wing is very mad about vandalism

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<blinks in JCPOA>

Those who have a problem that #Rush has a female drummer can fuck off. Anika is amazing and I can’t wait to see her live in Toronto #Rush #FiftySomething #Canada 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

A woman who's an advocate from Minnesota was run over yesterday at Delaney Hall in New Jersey. Protesters were honoring the fathers imprisoned there. Those who witnessed the attack say that the vehicle belongs to a security guard at the facility. Talk about #ICELawlessness with everyone you know!

FACT CHECK: TRUE

I went to a restaurant. It was packed. No place to sit & a wait that was over 30 minutes. I pulled out my phone, held it to my ear & said loud enough for everyone to hear, “Hey. Get over here, he’s here with someone else.” 5 couples got up & left quickly. Got a table in under a minute.

Yes indeed and you'll be in the history books.

I’ll never forgive anyone who voted for this destruction, corruption, disrespect, criminality and complete chaos. You’re no patriot, you’re an arsonist.

If you’re at the grocery store and you see someone stealing food, NO YOU DIDN’T.

This schmuck is so stupid and embarrassing. The media would’ve ripped President Biden to shreds had he tied a knot on one of the most prestigious awards in our country. #SheShed #Pinks

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4/ The takeaway is small and it is enormous. We do not only have to be bound together by grief and emergency. We can be bound together by delight. Go find the thing that makes your whole block cheer at once. That feeling isn't a distraction from the work. It's fuel for it.

I heard that there are thousands and thousands of cases of Rep. Claudia Tenney drowning kittens in her kitchen sink. It happens all the time. But Rep. Claudia Tenney will tell you it doesn't happen because you can't prove it.

Did the New York Times just BOTH SIDES Ken Paxton's sweetheart deal for a child sex predator. Yes, yes it did.

Since I did do my PhD in cyanobacteria growth and treatment optimization modeling AND work in the water treatment industry, I’m gonna share my theory as to what’s happening here and how to fix it. People are focusing on the painted bottom of the pool increasing residual heat, and while that 1/19

JD Vance, meet JD Vance

Feels like a metaphor for the administration

I’m not crying, you’re crying. Four presidents. Four First Ladies. All in Chicago today to open the Obama Presidential Center on the South Side. No drama. No grievances. Just leaders building something real for the people. And it opens on Juneteenth. That date was chosen on purpose👌

“You can breathe in outer space if you ignore the need for oxygen.”

I don’t think there’s enough of an outrage around the fact that the Iranian World Cup team is not allowed to stay in the US so they have to leave after every game and go to Mexico.

Watergate was a pimple on a dog's Ass compared to this shit.

Utility company website: Are you a robot? Me: No, but if there are robots trying to pay my utility bills, mind your own business.

"We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading." ~ B. F. Skinner

"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"

Everything about the current American administration is Crooked and Weird…..

If we took control of the Epstein files away from the people featured in the Epstein files we'd actually see the Goddamned Epstein files.

Every day, I'm going to post a countdown of the number of days before the buffoon in the white house is gone. There are 2 years and 218 days to go.

Susan Collins can FO. She says she doesn’t regret her vote for B Kavanaugh. Collins cast the decisive vote to confirm him to the SCOTUS which led to the overturning of RvW. "I do not regret my vote." Pretending you’re a moderate supporting women’s rights & then voting against us, is pure fuckery!

For those who have forgotten the past 40 years: Tax cuts for the rich ...don’t trickle down Boosting military spending ...doesn’t bring peace Slashing regulations ...doesn’t create jobs Folks, we’ve seen this all before.

The stupidest president ever. 🤦🏻‍♂️

This is Edie. She was trying to catch her tail when suddenly things turned sideways. Legend has it she is still rolling to this day. 13/10 (TT: golden_gang_tom_and_edie)

I always find it funny when people say "this era will be judged harshly in history books". Like, if we've learned anything from recent world events, it's that nobody reads history books.

Face it, Donny. The world leaders are literally turning their backs on you. Nobody likes you. Not even a little. 😂

A Michelle Obama Appreciation Post: I deeply admire your elegance, graciousness, beauty, accomplishments, relatability & effortless class. Thank you for being one of the greatest First Ladies of all time!🙏 Much ❤️ from one of your countless fans, Mar🐫

This is the government edition of “bankrupt six casinos.”

The question inside Trump's White House wasn't whether suspending habeas corpus was a good idea. It was how much the administration could get away with before the courts stopped them. That's a warning worth paying attention to. Read here: joycevance.substack.com/p/the-questi...