new metaphor just dropped

If we had stayed on schedule, like I wanted, we woulda been home by now 😒 A Capricorn, a Gemini & a Cancer take a road trip that’s approximately four hours away. Who got irritated first & at what time?!

Fuck all of them HOW BOUT DAT.

73° year around. That’s for air & heat!

Went to Carrabbas for the first time in WELL over ten years. Still mid!

Level99: 1 Me: -749 Bruh, maybe I’m not as smart & fit like I thought 😹 I laughed sooo much bc of all the stoopid mistakes we made

Romance isn’t dead; you just want the wrong person to give it to you.

The thing you wanted SO BAD pales in comparison to what’s really for you. Stay patient, it’s coming.

1, 4, 8 My happiness would increase tremendously! I have the gift of gab, already. You mean I can speak to anyone I want AND fund activities, comfortably?? Yuh!

Supposed to have been on this road to VA at 7AM! I’m sitting here on my sister couch, looking silly bc we still waiting on ppl…

When I did drink… I would just dance the night away! I was the energizer bunny! I still do that now, sober, but I just take more breaks 😹

the world don't even need Boosie.

Are you driving away from where you buried him?? Break your phone right there & leave it!

I STAND BY THIS. Teri’s family was a bunch of jealous users who needed, hated, and harmed her for the same reason. Brandi is the epitome of you could’ve just left me alone, your bad.

I literally can not wait to go home & do NOTHING, but binge BGC & scroll on my phone!

Cast Yourself as a Villain

The stage is falling apart at the rehearsal for Freedom 250's July 4th celebration.

Seeing this Everclear bottle is triggering… ☹️ idk why I EVER consumed gasoline!

Oh, this one gone be hard… Living Single Girlfriends The Parkers Bernie Mac My Wife & Kids Tied Honorable Mentions: Half & Half or That’s So Raven

ATL You Got Served Juice Baby Boy Drumline

80° at 8AM is crazy to me…

Especially, when you don’t mind moving ALONE!

Life becomes way easier once you just do what YOU want to do.

what the fuck did yall think she meant

My hg has said this to me & wants me to do it with her sooo badly. As someone who’s been laced, twice 🙃 I’m cool on it! Y’all have fun tho

Physical touch is not one of my love languages, but the first time my ex did this I think I fell in love 😹🥰 I didn’t know what to think. I just felt at peace!

The best part of passenger princessing is the hand on thigh thing

Where is a Buc-ee’s when you need one!?

Now climbing the Empire State Building is crazy. But getting proposed to and getting this shot. I’m sorry sis ate that 💍

Today is my Friday. Let’s get to it!

My feet are cold, but my socks are all the way in my room!

The latter. I typically overanalyze all situations I may encounter bc the last time I was blind sided, it put me in a deep dark place. I never want to go back there, so multiple plans are always in place & my wall hasn’t fallen…yet. I’m working on it tho!

I still managed to do my lunch time walk in this heat, IN JEANS & boy…I’m literally melting. My ring is almost closed, but I did not enjoy that!

Here’s the answer: Some of yall men and women are not the same person off here. So in person you’re actually very uninteresting and not as remarkable as you portray yourselves to be #Onhere. Secondly you’ve built up the “relationship” in your head to be more than surface so you scared of rejection.

As President Donald Trump boarded his inaugural flight of the new Air Force One, a luxury jet donated by the government of Qatar, he shared his excitement for the new aircraft and its foreign builders, saying the US "couldn't build a plane like this." https://cnn.it/4wcuEsk

it’s not even noon and it’s already 88 degrees

THIS is very true. I don’t be outside often…but when I am, it’s always the ladies that are present! If there are men there, they’re with a young lady or they look like a monster! Hell, even at the grocery stores the single menz do NOT be there!! WHERE ARE Y’ALL AT???

Single men do not go outside. I can’t tell you how many dope events/activities where the only men in attendance are with women. If it’s not a sporting event or a celebration they are at home. Single men, where y’all at?

Oh, I don’t like being yelled at. Tone it down…

Yall laugh at sugar cookie and butterscotch gang but you just wait til our summer color comes in. You. Just. Wait.

Started getting my color back in May. We got more sun to get before October 😻✨

Whenever we dress down or have a theme day at work, DURING WARM MONTHS, I always get sad bc I really wana be a hoochie…but I’ve had too many talking toos 🥲😔 They said NO boobies. NO belly. NO booty. I literally follow the rules & I’m still met with glaring eyes 😒🙄 I can’t turn all this off 🤷🏾‍♀️

Victor Willis, the lead singer of the 1970’s disco group Village People and co-writer of “Y.M.C.A” and “Macho Man,” has died at 74

Clarence Thomas says the 14th Amendment should be read narrowly because it was written for formerly enslaved people. By that logic, the 2nd Amendment was written for muskets, not AR-15s. Funny how that kind of originalism only shows up when it's convenient.

The new air freshener in the women’s bathrooms smells like a watermelon flavored hookah & now I have a headache…

Which is why I plan on keeping my car til it quits running! I’ve had her for almost 12 years; I do NOT want a car payment!

Jelly. I'd love to watch Sinners like this.

Fried the rest of those pork chops, made some broccoli cheddar rice & peas to go with it 😋 Yes, I love peas & YES, I eat pork! We been fine with the swine, over here!