ALL my guy friends still ask if he plays basketball bc they would play with him when we were younger! My dad was THEE neighborhood dad!

He gone stand ten toes down in front OR behind my sisters & I. If we need correcting on the matter, he’ll tell us in private

It’s my niece’s 10th birthday & all these dawg on kids hollering “6-7” like… 🙄 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??

ARE WE IN A HURRICANE?? What is all this wind?!

I’d give myself a solid 7, only bc I’m unable to be the big spoon. Like, I COULD do it…but I’m vertically challenged 🙂

women need to be extra cautious too this halloween. bad actors dressed as 🧊/police/military.

Ok. Y’all made me chuckle with this one. I still can’t stand y’all

He was GREAT at planning things! He lived in VA & planned a drive in movie date. We slept thru two of the movies (triple feature) but it was sooo nice! I didn’t even know we had one of those out here!

Oh, all y’all drinking tonight?? Take your Tylenol FIRST. You’ll feel better, come morning

Capriccios will have you SAT. The North remembers.

The way I just destroyed this Loaded Italian from Arby’s was NOT very lady like of me 🤭 idc, I’m at home!

Christian Brother’s Peppermint & Smirnoff Apple had my 16 year old self in a chokehold 😅

I need to be on this app more. I’m always missing stuff! By the time I ready to rot my brain with scrolling, I get sleepy!

Same. Them men's business type hands >>>

I love a veiny or hairy ass hand. Man hands really razz my berries

Wait a min…Wendy & Eddie was arrested for WHAT?? Wusup with these housewives getting LOCKED UP?? This ain’t Love & Hip Hip! Get it together, ladies! #rhop

Ok wait, they was both fucking ugly niggas so….

McDonald’s back to making them BET-esque commercials with throwaway T-Pain beats. So you know its a recession.

BRUUHH! I had started my job in January ‘21 & was having lunch in the break room. I started choking/coughing & everyone looked back at me in disgust 😹😹 eyes watering & ALL, I was like “sorry y’all! Food got in the wrong pipe! I’m ok now 😅”

LMAOOOOO man.

It’s a BEAUTIFUL thing to see! Like, both he AND she?? YES! 😻

Who has time to eat when there’s work to be done!?

Have y’all cut the heat on in your homes yet?? I’m tryna see sumn BC EYE AM FREEZING!!

Saw this on TT last night & was MORTIFIED! You could EASILY see in the body cam footage his face was drooping! I hope the family sues TF out that city!

A lawsuit alleges a Black postal worker died after officers ignored clear signs he was suffering from a massive stroke, believing his medical emergency was drugs The suit says guards left him helpless on a jail cell floor in his own urine for hours

Police outside my apt building & idk why 😒

Good morning, y’all! CLEAN YOUR MAKE UP BRUSHES, TODAY!!

Don’t hate me, y’all! I’m abt to eat…finally 🙂

🗣️MYYY HEART IS YEEAARRNIN FOR YA! LET ME INSIIIDDEE YOUR LOOVVEE! WHOOOAAA OOOHH

Everyone tagging Harry to save us from the villain in that Halloween thread is hilarious

I’ll be on vacation, so I’m definitely repeating my cheerleading outfit 😜📣 Mexico ain’t seen that fit!

The doggie!!

Holy Ordained Righteous Nurturing Yearning

Insecurity *WILL* ruin everything you worked so hard to attain. Don’t fuck it up.

Someone else gone have to get Mr Sherman outta there 😹😹 she said it took ALL her might!

sherman, for the love of god!

Said I was going in early today, so let’s get to it 🙄 HAPPY FRIDAY, FOLKS!

I’m just a big kid, cause this shit has been sending me for the past 2 minutes!!!

WHAT DOES the TRAITOR Trump HAVE ON YOU BONDI 🤔 ??? Why didn’t YOU DO ANYTHING ??? YOU CAN DO THE RIGHT THING NOW - RELEASE the Epstein files.

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

by the time this is all said and done, MAGA folks are going to be fighting for puerto rico’s independence. delicious.

I stole this from threads lmao

Praying is funny though bc idk yall real names most times so I be going to Big Sandals with your @. Like “Lord I’m asking you to step in and intercede on MsGoodPussy93’s behalf as she goes in for the 3rd round of interviews. Bless her with this job lord and open more opportunities for her. Amen.”

I been FREEZING these last few nights, so I been wearing socks to bed. Ya girl been KNOCKED OUT! I’m doing a foot regime right now too

It’s such a small community & it doesn’t feel invaded with THE OTHERS! We can actually be ourselves. I love us!!

Weekend at Burna’s (local birthday weekend for my cousin)

My first cocktail, at the age of 17 was a pink panty (pink lemonade with vodka) as an adult: a birthday girl. Idk WHAT was in that, but it was BANGING!!