president depicts self in plane full of diarrhea

🚨 NEWS: Colombian President Gustavo Petro accuses U.S. government officials of murder and violating Colombia’s sovereignty and says the Trump-ordered strike of a boat in the Caribbean killed a fisherman named Alejandro Carranza.

Missed this

Now trending on Threads. Read these two items in conjunction with one another and you will understand how lost this country is.

The most reckless, stupid administration E-V-E-R. Nothing comes close.

I hope the probe they're launching into Prince Andrew is blunt and painful

Free The #AlabamaPenis 🍆

ICYMI — The president posts an AI video of him wearing a crown dumping shit on protestors. Our kids are watching.

So he is known for pooping himself and he posts this? Subtexting himself or one of his social staff is trolling him brutally www.thedailybeast.com//king-trump-...

Absolutely wild the GOP is carrying water for a dude depicting himself as a king in a jet dumping poo on Americans. Impossible to take anyone still standing by Trump seriously on any topic. Mike Johnson the “conservative Christian” is just cool with this at a values level, eh? Mmmkay.

The Night Epstein Died

Well, you can finally cross “I’ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penis” off your bucket list

We're calling him Diarrhea Don. He's owning the libs so hard with this, it's brilliant. Everyone talking about the president's uncontrollable bowels, how manly and cool his uncontrollably explosive shits are.

A 60 second summary of some of the biggest and best sights from #NoKings Day. Congratulations to every single organizer, volunteer and attendee👏 History.

Irving Berlin 1941. youtu.be/XDkhzVw0yBs?...

Free the #AlabamaPenis

Rand Paul: "When you kill someone, if you're not in a declared war, you really need to know someone's name at least. You have to accuse them of something. You have to present evidence. So all of these people have been blown up without any evidence of a crime."

Oh wow

Breathtaking incompetence www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...

Reckless? My money's on Trump trying to blow up Vance. After all, the No Kings protest was a huge success, going off peacefully. So if he fires a shell that "accidentally" kills Vance, his first action would be to say that Dems had Vance assassinated and declare martial law. No more protests.

UPDATE: COLOMBIA’s President says 🇺🇸 government (Trump) “committed murder” and bombed a fisherman with no ties to drugs “The boat was adrift and had its distress signal up due to an engine failure”

I ❤️ my hometown. Well done…

“It’s unmoored to reality,” he said. “I expected there were documents like this, but seeing it in print is nevertheless shocking. Our government is being driven by nonsensical dreck from dark corners of social media.” kffhealthnews.org/news/article...

Take a picture of yourself at the No Kings rally. Print it. Put it in a frame. Your grandchildren will speak about you for generations to come. You took a stand against fascism. You stood up for democracy. 

Game recognizes game

The President is getting involved after in-person pleading by the VP still couldn’t get these Indiana legislators to execute Trump’s gerrymandering plan. They’ve held off because they know it’s wrong - and because our pressure is working. So let’s keep it up!

It costs ~$70 to produce a year’s supply of insulin. Yet, the average annual cost of insulin went from $2,864 in 2012 to $5,705 in 2016 to $18,000 in 2025. A 25,714% markup. That isn’t inflation or supply chain—It’s corporate greed. Now—California will sell insulin for $11. Make this nationwide!

Divorced, whiny ICE goon gets arrested for driving drunk with his kids in the car. He acts like he’s above the law, stating, “I’m Federal.” He also confronts one of the arresting officers, asking, “Are you Haitian?” And makes a big deal out of getting an answer because, "It does matter!"

Developing: The Patron Saint of conmen and criminals has commuted the prison sentence of George Santos.

Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 74 out of the last 86 days. They have worked 12 days in 3 months. Epstein Shutdown.

175 THOUSAND TRAITORS💩

I love my country and that's why I'll fight for her, like my Grandfather WWII USMC and Father Vietnam USMC did before me 🎖️🪖

Grab it! When you're a star they let you do it!

The only prez with a neck that alternates between an inflatable neck pouch, and a Camel toe

@resist4harris.bsky.social “ The photo is probably the worst in history. They ‘removed’ my hair and added something floating above my head — like a tiny crown. Very strange! I’ve never liked photos taken from below, but this one is just terrible and should be withdrawn,” @tonyhq1985.bsky.social

hahahahha i haven't seen this................thanks for the chuckle. and for this context: bsky.app/profile/davi...

Thanks for the context - this is hilarious 🤣 Glad to know Japanese children and religious folk are protected from having to gaze on trump's vagineck!

I’m dying!

This is the way!

Good luck to Bad Bunny, this is what he has to compete with in the Alternative Super Bowl halftime.

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces. This is truly terrifying.

THIS: 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

Who Is Ghislaine Maxwell? Find out by watching 'The Onion Investigates: Jeffery Epstein' on The Onion here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU

This is not just funny, it's smart. We need more of this mockery that shows these thugs that we see their despicable fascism and give them the respect that they deserve.