"according to nine people familiar" is never a line you want in a story about you

I’m sorry he got so blackout drunk they had to ask for SWAT door busting equipment?!

if anyone gets one of these guys to me I will use it to make art and not ask too many questions about where you got it

Trump is in Vegas. It's Wrestlemania weekend, also in Vegas. There's no way Trump dies in the ring at Wrestlemania. But we can't rule it out.

humans want to be part of the world, and sensory experience is how we do that. literally what we are built to do! screens are simulacrum. friction incurs a cost, and that part of what makes experiences valuable. no cost, no value

this is quite good

this is legit fucking insane. the game is ages 10+ on Google Play, 13+ on the App Store

BAFTA pulling a trailer for an autobiographical game about surviving sexual assault only hours before it was said to be a part of a showcase is an exceptionally bad look.

a week with new NIN, new Massive Attack, and new Boards of Canada? clearly an elder millennial found a genie bottle somewhere. (you'd know if it was me because we'd have new Autechre too)

🎈 Playdate turns 4 next week (April 18th!!) And we're excited to announce 🥁..... Playdate Season 3 🎉! Coming later this year. 💫 📺 youtube.com/watch?v=sCWD4OjWTBU

Representative Jared Golden of Maine was the sole Democratic lawmaker to vote against the measure to disengage US forces from the war on Iran. bsky.app/profile/dyla...

It's hard to articulate the level of anger & rage I have about watching this happen. I first saw weev doxx people I love *TWENTY* years ago. I spoke to founders of multiple social networks about the risk of these people over 15 years ago. I wrote about it all a dozen+ years ago. They let it happen.

NEW BOARDS OF CANADA WE'RE SO BACK www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bgh...

Grand Rapids has a new 12k-seat amphitheater opening this year, and I was kinda excited but their entire 2026 lineup is...awful? Not a single show I'm interested in seeing, except maybe grabbing Weird Al lawn tickets. www.woodtv.com/news/grand-r...

fuck target i hope they close

Erika Kirk and JD Vance are drawing like WCW in 2001

God-F*cking-DAMN

It's official: we've submitted our signatures! To the 29,750 of you who signed your name and the hundreds of you who volunteered your time to collect each one — thank you. We did it. Now, onto August and November.

Still thinking about this note I found in the children’s section of the public library when I worked there back in 2018. This kid tried to warn us…

Just to give a sense of the insane scale of billions of dollars…MacKenzie Scott got about $38 billion after divorcing Bezos in 2019. She has become the world’s most generous philanthropist, giving away over $19 billion…and she’s currently wealthier than she started. Just. Tax. Them.

Apparently, some joker leaked the Titanium Court release date‼️ Don't be alarmed, we have our top maintenance worker on the case. In the meantime, please avoid the leak and avert your eyes ⚠️ 🏰 bit.ly/TC-Steam

learn to swim

Finally: IRON MAIDEN To Be Inducted Into The Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame metalinjection.net/news/finally...

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

Houghton, Michigan in the UP, where rents are notoriously high...

Thank you, GWAR, for spilling blood and urine in our office.

actual shit for brains

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From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028.

2027 NO MERCY

LORD, I'VE SEEN WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR OTHERS,,

For folks in the U.S. who may think that voting doesn't matter because of Republican voter suppression and gerrymanders, just look at this map. The far right was practically wiped off it tonight, despite 16 years of Fidesz state capture.

Well, that went well..

Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán conceded defeat on Sunday after what he called a ″painful″ election result, ending 16 years in power for a powerful figure in the far-right movement allied with U.S. President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin. https://to.pbs.org/4mq8m2R

👀 Oh. My. Gawd. Now we know why Melania gave that Epstein presser on Thursday. An interview with Amanda Ungaro is about to be released by El Pais on Sunday morning (and it’s after midnight right now in Spain). And on Monday, she will be on CNN.

It’s a good question, let’s clear the air: 1) Disco is awesome, like 25 all-time classic tracks in a 4 year span, 2) Disco was hated because it was queer, brown, and black, 3) Disco was hated because it paired women and men in a different power dynamic. 4) “Disco Sucks” was a “ MAGA” test run.

somehow paul bunyan returned

okay so uh who else does “everyone know about”? like why would you sit on that, let’s get all that shit out there

apparently she saw Harris lose by trying to court the right/center and has decided to do that, but even more so. genius.

Remember that person obsessed with the idea that Claude was responsible for the outage earlier this week? And everyone told them it was implausible? Yeah it wasn’t Claude.

LFG

Splashdown! Vehicle is stable and upright. “A perfect bulls-eye splash for Integrity and its four astronauts!” #Artemis

Oh my god

wait are you telling me the same chatbot that convinced multiple people over many months to kill themselves also said a bad word