I can't believe that the winner of the prestigious FIFA Peace Prize would do such a thing.

Worst advent calendar ever.

Journalists looking through the Epstein files:

Reform has the worst luck in attracting racists. I wonder why that is.

Whether it’s Barack Obama, appearing in a tan suit or Donald Trump appearing 1700 times in Jeffrey Epstein‘s emails, both presidents made some highly controversial appearances.

The worst you can accuse Panorama of doing is making a misleading edit – and I’d dispute that! – to make *a point that was true*. The programme aired without anyone seeing any issues with the edit. It was on iPlayer for a year without complaints. Donald Trump *did* incite Jan 6th.

Dunno why this is anon.

Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?

If they end up giving him a payout I'm asking for my license fee back.

London's latest Blue Plaque is a brilliant one. (It was put up at the Tesla dealership in Tottenham by campaigners)

*The residents of Thurrock have entered the chat*

Morning.

Finally, somewhere I can keep my poon and patula.

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

I've watched enough movies to know that this is totally fine and it's ok to ignore it and tend to business at the banana store.

I, for one, am SHOCKED that the guy who did Nazi salutes on stage would do such a thing.

Went for an hour and a half walk this afternoon. This is 40 minutes from my house, apparently. Quite pleasant.

Just cut my finger slicing open an avocado, pretty much the most middle class injury imaginable.

Farage wanting to kick people out of the country because they migrated here made me angry and made me think about which best of British people and things wouldn't have happened were it not for the brilliance of immigration to the UK.

Ok, I won’t say it But methinks it Private Eye

Can they get Sky One with this thing?

Let me see if I have this right... tens of thousands of people held a rally in our nation's capital and gave speeches about how there's no free speech in this country. That's where we're at now?

This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

It's clear now that Trump has no choice but to send the National Guard into Chicago.

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that

Grok knows comedy.

Reminder: Trump ordered flags not to be flown half mast after the death of Jimmy Carter.

Look, everything's fine. I can't think of any previous examples of something bad happening because another country violated Poland's sovereignty.

Angela Rayner accidentally pays less tax than she should have, resigns, and the media gives her hell. Nigel Farage deliberately pays less tax than he should have, and the media gives him a free pass. That, right there, is the problem.

Hey Firefox users.

Mack Jogger has never looked better.

Trump: "A lot of people are speculating that I've got dementia and I'm on the brink of death. I need a distraction that's going to make me look lucid and healthy." Giuliani: "I'm on it."

Live footage of Rudy Giuliani coming to the aid of a domestic violence victim.

Melania, Don Jr, Eric, Ivanka and Tiffany gather round his bed, waiting for the inevitable. He draws a final breath, then slumps as the life force ebbs away from him. There is a moment of reflective silence. RFK, Jr: You gonna eat that?

"Almost-certainly".

I don't want him to die. I want him to stand trial. During which he dies.

One day he'll die. Make sure your dancing shoes are in good repair.

Is it racism? I bet it's racism.

Hoping it's one of those T-shirts with a tuxedo on the front. 🤞🏼

What we need is more wolves patrolling the streets to protect chickens.

YouTube needs some kind of option to block AI generated content. If I listen to one more weirdly enunciated voiceover over fake looking visuals I am going to scream.

⚪️ Pam Bondi has the Epstein files on her desk ⚪️ There are no Epstein files ⚪️ There are Epstein files but Trump's not in there ⚪️ Trump is in the Epstein files because Obama, Hillary, and Biden faked them ⚪️ Pam Bondi doesn't even have a desk

well well well

Shocked to hear about the death of Ghislaine Maxwell, some time next week.

What the fuck is this? If there's any justice the slab-faced prick is bicycling his way to hell.

I can't believe Bob Vylan said 'I hope that you die, and your death will come soon.' No, wait. That was Bob *Dylan*. Easily confused.