Trump going to Walter Reed for his quarterly formaldehyde top off.

It should be noted that the doctors at Walter Reed never release details, only Fat Hitler tells us the results. Never an actual doctor. And it's not normal for a president to visit the doctor every few months. Imagine if Joe Biden did that.

There are either some very bad doctors at Walter Reed or Donald Trump is lying.

Iran shot down a U.S. drone, fired on an F-35, and says the U.S. has violated the ceasefire — all while Trump was at Walter Reed for his third hospital visit this year posting QAnon memes. Your midday update is here:

Wanna bet this is how the nurses at Walter Reed feel when they enters the examination room for Trump’s medical check.

Construction crews have taken over the South Lawn of the White House this week to build a temporary UFC arena for Trump’s 80th birthday on June 14. The production costs are expected to exceed $60 million, absorbed by TKO Group Holdings,the UFC’s parent company. TKO says it doesn’t expect to profit.

now they've gone too far www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...

The verdict is in: even in the South Carolina senate, they think President Trump is a complete jackass buffoon/orange rapist piece of shit who smells like a port-a-john at the Coachella festival at the end of the third night, and they’re not gonna tolerate his demented pedophile bullshit anymore

So South Carolina senate again just killed the redistricting bill. Given what's happened so far I wouldn't say anything is ever final. But another big reverse. I'm sure Trump will be stoked. www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

Per the UFC, it will look like this. Bread, not so much. But circuses, hell yes.

A win! A federal court just blocked Alabama’s congressional map for the 2026 midterms, ruling that it intentionally discriminates against Black voters in violation of the Constitution.

hard to find a way to make "UFC event on the White House lawn" more embarrassing but "it's a birthday party for the President" somehow does it

When he’s right, he’s right.

You don't need a bell on your bike . 🤣😍

CNN reports explosions rocked Iran & Cent Com confirmed U.S. forces targeted Iranian military. Now Iran’s top security official is responding directly: there will be no retreat. Shocker: Trump lied about being close to a deal while the U.S. was already at war and Iran is not backing down.

In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it. #DonaldTrump #MemorialDay

Good Dog Tony

Our government telling an adversary to disregard the President's social media posts because they're not real and are intended for promotional purposes and US media consumption, says it all. Holy fuck.

HE'S RUNNING FROM THE INEVITABLE😳 BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE DONNIE🤣

Insider reporting from an unnamed Sacramento Kings official says the work to build a championship team is “95% done.” The remaining 5% of work is focused on acquiring superstar players who fit together and hiring an elite coach.

Says it all.

Sadly, every word is true. The American experiment is over. Killed in the middle of Fifth Avenue and no one in power blinked an eye to stop it.

So we're back to eliminating a civilization? Got it.

Yeh, all that's left to give it a simple fuck you...

60 Minutes confirms Iran is bypassing the US blockade and exporting 100,000 more barrels of oil per day than before the war. Most of it is reportedly going to China.

I love to cheer for the Packers. I'm gonna love cheering against this guy even more.

Cartoon by @ivan-ehlers.bsky.social Ivan Ehlers

DeFascist cost Florida 1m per day to torture people of color. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

U.S. arms sales to Taiwan have been “paused,” a senior U.S. military official said, fueling concerns among lawmakers and Taiwanese officials that President Trump’s support for the democratically governed island is wavering.

Former Intelligence Chief Tulsi Gabbard ignores reporters as she departs Washington

This is pretty shockingly evil. Wild (if not surprising) that Washington does this while maintaining that Cuba is a threat to the USA.

He is literally dumping on our nation. fortune.com/2026/05/07/w...

THIS 👇 HERE........

...soooo much winning www.nytimes.com/2026/05/23/u...

Let me say once again, this is not normal posting behaviour for a president or for anyone else. He is quite simply out of his fucking mind.

Jan 6 hero Michael Fanone was nearly killed defending the Capitol. Now, he’s letting the regime have it over their new $1.776B rioter payout: “In my book, this is the greatest betrayal of them all.” Read his powerful response: www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/republican...

Trump & Hegseth = war criminals. "The president may also hope that he can change the subject by launching another military operation, this time against the government in Cuba. And the news media have indeed begun writing more about Cuba than about the unfolding disaster in Iran." 🎁 t2m.co/SRrgzMJC

Trump is starving civilians & cutting off power to hospitals in Cuba to use mass murder of civilians to force country to do what the US says. This is state terrorism and violation of every tenet of international law. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/26/w...

Far Side break.

“Sorry, I couldn’t make your wedding, Eric. I didn’t want to go.” “Dad, I’m Barron.” “Nobody gives a shit about your pronouns, Eric. You should really take a cognitive test, you’re mixing up your own name.”

"...for domestic American propaganda and media consumption" When you don't want to *say* "bullshit" but you need to clearly point out bullshit.

No truer words were ever spoken...

It’s between Cuba, Greenland, Mexico, Canada or Colombia. Of course, the weekend still young.