@daaffi515.bsky.social Playing a game called “What if Shohei was a Met”. I believe if Shohei was a Met he’d be hitting .211, giving up rockets to Justin Crawford and have gotten in an embarrassing public argument at an Auntie Anne’s.

@daaffi515.bsky.social The home plate ump, second base ump, and third base ump all blew calls tonight. The crew almost sucked for the cycle. #Mets #Reds

You better transition ya ass into the kitchen and transition some damn food into my dinner.

What do you mean the freakin’ American Music Awards are on?

Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone.

@daaffi515.bsky.social Good Gad, four-and-a-half more innings of this?

Slip a phone under its snout: Boom, Steven Cheung

Called it 🔮

@toogooden17.bsky.social Get back on the payroll, you’re this team’s final hope.

Former Intelligence Chief Tulsi Gabbard ignores reporters as she departs Washington

@daaffi515.bsky.social Still not yet Memorial Day and the 2026 Mets have already DFA’d seven players

“The ‘anecdote’?” “Forget it, he’s rolling.”

I'll start talking slower to you if I find out you're MAHA

All charges dropped against Broadview 6 @meidastouch.com @olbermann.bsky.social

Oh sure, NOW they’re humanizing him

@daaffi515.bsky.social *shrug* Works for me

A timeline of recent events in the professional life of someone who makes you wish SPY magazine was still in business:

Some really big news out of Minnesota today! Story time. On a cold night in February, ICE agents chased a Alfredo, a DoorDash driver, through Minneapolis streets. Panicked, he called his partner and his best friend Julio: both urged him to come home. He almost made it. /1

@daaffi515.bsky.social This game is silly. (not a complaint)

I think my account was suspended for ten minutes. Anyway, glad to be back. 😇

The last thing someone who dances like this needs is a ballroom.

I guess we now have the ultimate response to “She Has a Name”

If you're reading this, my cat and I have boarded a one-way flight out of the United States. The Trump administration wrongfully denied my work permit renewal; after months of demanding that they follow the law, we have run out of legal recourse, and I have no choice but to leave the country. (🧵)

@daaffi515.bsky.social Ex-Met Update: The Angels have called up Jose Siri and the Orioles have signed Tommy Pham. Enjoy the game!

I’ve been mixing up Amanda Peet and Amanda Pays all this time

Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone

There is a statue of author Alex Haley in East Knoxville, TN. Knox County just removed Roots from all school libraries.

RIP to my favorite dive bar beer, a true legend, the beer that made Milwaukee famous. This is a genuine bummer. www.jsonline.com/story/money/...

Love baseball? Miss the days of reading through the box scores each morning, ad free? I built a thing. boxscore.email

Um…free?

@daaffi515.bsky.social THANK you

Portland bar and club managers talk about "It" happening like medieval Europeans talked about Prester John. Times are bleak now, lads, but one elderly man's failing organs are all that stand between us and 150 million Americans launching a drinking binge.

Jason Collins, the NBA's first openly gay player who has served as a global ambassador for the sport, has died from brain cancer, his family said. He was 47 www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

@danepstein.bsky.social Mets radio team tonight on Jack Flaherty: Keith: If you watched last year’s ALDS against Seattle, Flaherty was on the mound talking to himself Howie: That’s a Tigers tradition! Me: 😄 Howie: Started by Mark Fidrych. Me: 😁 Howie: Fifty years ago. Me: 😵‍💫💀

@shadowtodd.bsky.social Break it up break it up

Guys, I saw it in person!!!

There are records with bad lyrics, and there are records with good bad lyrics. This album has GREAT bad lyrics. 👍🏼

This hit me so hard this week.

I am reminded by this 1979 image that Bobby Cox managed the Braves when he was younger than the ace of his pitching staff.

@daaffi515.bsky.social Oh yeah? Well, the Mets won 10 games in a row back in 2008. Ha! 😎😐

I'm sick of all these assholes...

Six months ago, the federal government indicted me, my friend Andre, and four others for protesting ICE. Our trial is this month and we are facing up to $250k in legal debt. Please help us win our case and protect all of our rights by donating to our legal defense: tinyurl.com/katandre

Why TF would anyone do this? Because RFK jr. is trying to cull Americans, en masse – that's why. To think otherwise is to ignore our eyes and ears.

i am genuinely begging ya'll to understand that the world we had is probably dead and our dreams died with it

@daaffi515.bsky.social How the turntables, um, turn

Donald Trump is out of his fucking mind. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

@daaffi515.bsky.social The Curse of Nick Madrigal, 2025-