@daaffi515.bsky.social Ex-Met Report: Poor Jose Buttó is not having fun as a Giant. Today’s line vs. SD: 1/3 inning, 4 runs, 3 hits, 1K, FOUR walks, left mound with elbow tightness.

The death of a nearly blind refugee from Myanmar who was found on a Buffalo street in February — five days after Border Patrol agents left him at a doughnut shop — has been ruled a homicide, authorities said Wednesday. https://to.pbs.org/3NZGHsz

Who says there are no good 4/1 songs?

They say a skeet can’t change the world and yet

On the occasion of this disgusting ruling allowing Christians to torture kids, this prophesy to parents who believe their children are their possessions. Some prophesies are a curse. This one will be. This is my curse upon the owners of the world. www.the-reframe.com/the-owners-o...

@daaffi515.bsky.social “DFA Dickey” doing it again

Some clown fed his dog the wrong kibble, it’s completely justified.

CB Bucknor Watch 😎🦯🐕⚾️

I was listening to the Top 40 countdown from 1969, and I never imagined “Don’t Give In to Him” would be so politically relevant. 🇺🇸

@dockfidrych.bsky.social I wonder if Mike Epstein knows this is out there:

My favorite #NoKings pic so far

1977!

What the fuck? I just assumed NetFlix would drop the whole MLB season at once so we could binge it.

@daaffi515.bsky.social Nice day, huh! 😎

@daaffi515.bsky.social The Mets games on radio are sponsored by California Cryo Bank…and on the Yankees’ side, Dave Sims just did a live read for a brand of adult diapers. LOL #demographics

Breaking: Democrat Emily Gregory has flipped a deep red district in Florida that contains Mar-a-Lago. Trump will now be represented by a Democrat.

Me, whenever someone asks me what I do for work:

RIP Doug Camilli, whose .199 career BA was immortalized in “The Great American Baseball Card Flipping, Trading, and Bubble Gum Book”.

He’s handcuffing himself to the team plane

You understand America is fucked. You may not understand why. Please take a moment to read this. 🇺🇸 💔 alisav.substack.com/p/are-americ...

@daaffi515.bsky.social Ex-Met report: Dominic Smith makes the Braves Michael Conforto makes the Cubs Brandon Sproat makes the Brewers The Nats release Drew Smith

I wish Gilbert Gottfried was still around to experience Wet Leg. #snluk “Can I have some moist ankles instead? Moist ankles would be nice. No! NO!! You get WET LEGS and that’s all there is!”

Good to see the New York Football Giants have overhauled their locker room culture

@daaffi515.bsky.social I dunno, you tell me

Put it in the books! 📚 The 2026 season will be the final one for the legendary voice of Mets radio, @HowieRose. Join us in congratulating Howie Rose on an INCREDIBLE career 📻

Missed it? Don’t sweat, it’s in the archives. wfmu.org

Weiss and Cibrowski announce they’re shutting down CBS News Radio, which has ~700 affiliated stations, on May 22. "Unfortunately, this decision means that all positions within the CBS News Radio team are being eliminated.” Thus, the CBS Radio Network (b. 1927) will be terminated at the age of 99.

Time to renegotiate! #MLB

Venezuela defeats Team USA in the WBC championship. According to the WBC rules, Venezuela is now allowed to abduct Donald Trump.

@stereogum.com The Decemberists drop new WBC-coded track “O Palencia”

Yay the Stormtroopers lost ⚾️

@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social What the hell was in that pie??

mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help

huge oscar upset!! best original song has been awarded to Surfin' Bird by The Trashmen

“Hundreds of times”. Yet still, somehow, not nearly enough. ☕️

the entire country is balanced atop the idea no administration would be so suicidally idiotic as to fuck up the oil supply chain, and yet here we are

tariffs happening for no reason and theyre making your life worse, secret police kidnapping people for no reason and making your life worse, firing thousands of government employees for no reason and making your life worse, going to war with iran for no reason and making your life worse

magic city mondays with tony doukopil

Cartoonist & fashion designer Gladys Parker. She created the comic strip Mopsy that ran for nearly three decades, and in WWII, she created the strip Betty G.I. for the Women’s Army Corps. #InternationalWomensDay  #InternationalWomensDay2026

The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?

@heatherthomasaf.bsky.social Happy Sunday wishes from the Love Bunny

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

UPDATE: Three of the five Quakertown students who were attacked by police have been released, but subject to house arrest and monitoring. The fate of the remaining two is unknown; but it is being reported that some of the teen victims have been -- get this -- charged with felonies arising.... 1/

Listen, the puppy didn’t see it coming either

Affair in the Air with Kristi Noem

Repost from scha·den·freu·de\ BOROWITZ: Now that Kristi Noem has been consigned to the gravel pit of history, let’s take one last look at her finest achievement as governor of South Dakota: the state’s anti-drug slogan that she approved. (I swear this is real.)

Hide the puppies 🐶🔫

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What just happened in Dallas County is one of the most blatant voter suppression operations I've ever seen—and it happened in a *primary*. In March. Imagine November. I broke it down here: open.substack.com/pub/objectio...