@daaffi515.bsky.social (sigh)

For Christmas, Bengals QB Joe Burrow gave his linemen authentic prehistoric fossils. He said he got the idea from the Indianapolis Colts.

My gift and my curse is to live a life absolutely lousy with babes

Terrible news that Perry Bamonte of the Cure has died. www.thecure.com/news/2025/12...

@dockfidrych.bsky.social Happy Holidays from the home-plate camera at Tiger Stadium. m.youtube.com/watch?v=AbLT...

“I CAN [redacted] THE [redacted] OF MY 14 YEAR OLD [redacted] IN THE MIDDLE OF LAKE MICHIGAN AND NOT LOSE ANY VOTES! MERRY TRUMPMAS TO ME!! YOU’RE WELCOME!” 🇺🇸

Merry Christmas. You will log.

@heatherthomasaf.bsky.social Thinking of you today. 🎄 I wish you serenity and comfort. ❤️

I like Presidents that are not pedophiles.

I am so dreadfully old that I heard Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen Everybody talk about pop music

Todd Blanche knows. Pam Bondi knows. Kash Patel knows. Melania knows. They ALL know what he did. They all know.

Trump went through all the trouble of releasing redacted Epstein Files then uploaded the files but used Acrobat to redact text making it highlightable and now the real files have leaked showing Trump was accused of raping a teenager who was found dead

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Bari Weiss speaks about wanting to have "contentious disagreements" on news stories But Sharyn Alfonsi said that when she found out Weiss was killing the 60 Minutes story about CECOT, Weiss refused to discuss it That's not honest journalism It's catering to a political agenda The MAGA agenda

@dieworkwear.bsky.social It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year 🎄

@daaffi515.bsky.social Hal saying “NOT TODAY, METS”

@daaffi515.bsky.social Genius: get MegaMillions as an MLB sponsor. Any HR activated the Megaplier. A three-run tater with a Megaplier of 2 is now worth six runs. Tell Manfred I’ll take the office next door.

Uhhhh...yeah, just show us pictures of Bill Clinton with young girls. Yeah...THAT will throw us off the trail. What we are watching now...has a special name: dumbfuckery.

Funniest McSweeney’s piece I’ve read in awhile: The Mastermind Box Cover: What the Hell Were They Thinking? “Warmth is for Sorry! This is not a hug. This is a chess clock in a stranger’s living room telling you your parents are getting divorced.” [mcsweeneys.net]

🧊✈️ AFRICA ⛓️🌍 👉 An Omni 767 (tail: N207AX) on an ICE mission out of Texas transports humans in chains to Liberia and Nigeria 🇱🇷🇳🇬

With this in mind, I have exciting news to announce regarding my toilet.

I’d been asked about a GoFundMe by several of you fine folks ever since I had my seizure due to the stress of dealing with extreme emotional & financial abuse I’d been experiencing so my friend Jamie put one together with further details. The outpouring of support has been so very appreciated🙏🩵

I drive a Rolls-Royce/ ‘Cos it’s good for my voice

Lies! LIES!! 🧁

These were the reactions when the photographer said “Smile!” 😬

I'm not even going to repost a screengrab of his post about Rob Reiner but man it really needs to be said every single day: Trump truly is the biggest piece of shit in the world, a man of absolutely no good qualities and seemingly limitless bad ones. Support for him is just so damning.

The Trump-Vance admin has been committing illegal strike after illegal strike. They're trying to normalize it. They're counting on you to lose track, to be too overwhelmed to remember the gravity of what they're doing. But we're keeping track of every single strike. So far: 22 strikes. 87 killed.

The “him” in this exercise is Elon who, to paraphrase Richard Jeni, would end up in a burn unit with mayonnaise in his hair.

@daaffi515.bsky.social “The quiet walks, the noisy fun / The ballroom prize we almost won / We’ll have these moments to remember.” ⚾️

Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!

I am brimming with holiday spirit

Jon Heyman reports David Stearns is in talks with Prince Fielder

Congratulations to the Philadelphia Phillies, 2026 NL East champs. 😫

@daaffi515.bsky.social aka Mathematical Elimination Weekend

@daaffi515.bsky.social Well, I guess this will take care of the clubhouse issues.

Interrupting the #XPNCountdown with the sad news that Raul Malo of The Mavericks has died. He was 60 years old. An incredible front person with a soulful tenor, their music has long been a part of XPN's musical universe. From their appearance at Non-Comm in 2017... www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEw-...

I guess the good thing about last night’s Trump Center Honors is I no longer have to pretend I like Cheap Trick. 😬

C’MON YOU SUCKASS JETS!!

My son was on the train platform and noticed this and decided to wait for the train

I'm not a patriot, America happened to me, I'm subject to America, I'm descended from people who were dragged from Africa in fetid cramped ships & forced at the whip to labor for centuries then always kept down since. America is my condition. I don't support what it stands for.

@therealjackhopkins.bsky.social I thought you said he was smart.

@daaffi515.bsky.social woot 🎇

Hey #Astros Bluesky who wants to join me in sponsoring a soccer team

“TINY CARS! Built in America! You’re WELCOME!!” 🇺🇸

Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files HELLO WORLD... It's me the Epstein files 🎶 PLEASE RELEASE ME- LET MY GO🎶

Double-tap is very misleading here, it implies strikes in quick succession. They scratched their loathsome chins about it for 41 minutes, watching these two guys struggle to overturn their wrecked boat, before deciding nah, hit 'em again

This makes my blood run cold.

@jimfarley.bsky.social Interesting plan here to get those Bronco Sports moving.