Rizz? I haven’t touched my husband in 15 yrs. The only rizz I have is for the Lord! I’m Jesusmaxxing and faithpilled. Church service is 6 7 days a week. When the Devil peaks his head out of that Skibidi toilet I say no way jose! The Lord is sigma and only He can take us to that great Ohio in the sky

We all love a story with a good twist.

Beefcake is named Beefcake for a very good reason. The rescue named her and I cannot see her as anything but

I’ll only play a live service game if it services me live. Gives me a massage, feeds me grapes, keeps me cooled off, oils me up, rubs my belly

Ideal relationship dynamic

UNDERGROWTH - Sanjuro tries to bargain with The Twins

Some of you have never killed a forum thread and it shows, smh

Been watching Sneaky Pete The votes are in, he is indeed sneaky

The hippies grew up to be Reaganites and the Occupy generation grew up to be vain influencers who will do or say anything for engagements. *GETS BLACK BAGGED AND SHOVED INTO A VAN*

Remarkable.

ANOTHER death in ICE detention.

“Racist actions don’t make you a racist” Actually they do 🙂

Off or perish

“It wasn’t AI it was a DDoS attack” And shitty AI coding means…DDoS attacks. I don’t know what else to tell you

This baby is evil incarnate. Every time I see him I feel his demonic aura radiating off of my phone. He needs to be sealed within an ancient vault deep within the ocean with scientists monitoring it indefinitely

AI people after injecting their plague across the entire internet: “You anti-AI naysayers are all so simpleminded! Everything isn’t broken because of AI! Everything is broken because of the coding! Which was written by AI!”

Minnesota authorities investigate arrest by ICE of a Hmong American man as a possible kidnapping Yes!! Go get them Minnesota. ICE is a domestic terror organization

Waiting IMPATIENTLY for Tomodachi Life It is arriving Monday Cause I only remembered to preorder it today I just wanna make my weird little guys

LA! These kitties’ human passed away, and they need a new home! Please help them find one! Spread the word!

One cannot fix this kind of corruption with a paper and pen

I've seen ZERO used copies of Starfield for PS5 anywhere. Someone please sell your copy of Starfield for PS5 so that I can buy it used. Don't even touch your copy of Starfield for PS5 tho. Just sell it with the candy wrapper still on so that I CAN remove the wrapper like I bought it new, cause I did

crossing

My wife is so talented

I'm no longer scared, the enemies are cute and I feel bad for them and want to hang out (they do not want this)

Today marks 3 years of war in Sudan. I sat down with Rep. Jacobs, one of few in Congress speaking plainly about injustice no matter which administration is responsible. We cover the Stand Up for Sudan Act, the push for a War Powers Resolution to halt war in Iran, and Israel's bombing of Lebanon.

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

“I have a bone to pick with you!” Oh my god, really? That sounds so fun! Which graveyard are we robbing

I have grown tired of The Sun. My new mission in life is to destroy The Sun

Me: "Y'know, today's one of those days when a second pot of coffee would hit nice" Everyone else: *On their 5th cup*

Hot take, I know

Tuning into internet culture feels like KK Slider going alt right and releasing a song called "K" and it becomes the most popular song cause of an unrelated meme video and I'm forced to deal with people screaming "I love K.K. K" because no one has the clarity to understand what they're saying

What would happen if I just started shoveling moon dust straight into my mouth like a fucking crab. Who would stop me? Would you stop me? No, you wouldn’t. No one would stop me. No one brave enough, anyway

“We Went After Photographic Evidence Of Real-Life Brontosaurus - Goes Horribly Wrong - REAL”

Yes I am victim blaming, and no I don’t care: the entire industry has used fear as the cornerstone of its marketing for years; threatening people’s way of life in the abstract while damaging the economy, stealing peoples work etc. You don’t get to walk that back just because it became real for you.

This film made me insanely uncomforable

PLEASE I GET IT ALREADY WITH THE REPOSTS THE NINJA CREAMI IS CHEAP BUT QUALITY WITH A PROCESS THAT’S FUN AND HEALTHY FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY GODDAMMIT

This is the weirdest timeline

Been playing the Outer Wilds DLC and I'm too scared to play it Me, horror guy, too afraid to play Outer WIlds What is it about this fucking game

A comment from a video on capcoms concept art for resident evil i found striking, as i havent ever seen this team dynamic in the west, and find this something of envy

Were Were those the only two options

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

“This is gonna ruin the cruise” “What cruise” “THE NORTHERNLION SUPERCRUISE”

Skyler was the strongest, most grounded character in the entire show. Skill issue if you didn’t see that early on