i love raiding the deli counter and bakery for lunch.

Late work day so i can finally say I’m on smoko! Leave me alone! https://youtu.be/j58V2vC9EPc

huskies in the hours leading up to dinner are the most pathetic creatures.

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine

I don't usually post portraits but I've been really happy with my latest work. Always super happy when people reach out to me for one!

i miss designer dime bags

is a Messiah complex a thing? if so, the Nvidia CEO definitely has it. That and he’s an asshole.

reminder: christmas is over. please remove the bells from your deer furries at this time.

Free and Open Sauce (help the lid is stuck) 🫙

VPLs are all well and good, but i’ll take a VHL (visible helmet line) any day

the dichotomy of bluesky

[nsfw nudity] woof… morning-would you like to help? #irlnsfw

anyone else see crazy cat lady when they look at Wendy from the wendy’s logo?

Hi #anw I’ll be here thru tomorrow. pretty town too.

Using Nextcloud extremely seriously :wlf:

he’s using all the parts just very wrongly.

last dinner of 2025, flatiron steak, au gratin potatoes, salad, and an amazing imperial pineapple cider.

I like using AI to tell me how to disable AI features. Cause it can't lie or be sneaky (for now). Custom Search Engine (Permanent Fix): You can set your browser to always use the "Web" filter by default. Go to Chrome Settings > Search engine > Manage search engines. Under "Site search," click […]

BT - Godspeed came on during my workout and i wanted to see what he’s been up to for the past 20 years. His Youtube avatar is AI Slop so that answers my question. Still a sellout lol.

YES I'm autistic, YES I struggle with nonverbal communication, YES I wear a neoprene pup hood which masks my face and makes it difficult to hear or be heard. It's all a part of my kink: hyperspecializing in nonverbal communication. We get off on these things not because they are easy, but […]

A million meters is only 600ish miles or more appropriately about 540ish Nautical Miles. And that is only across two years. I cont care, i still get to do the One Million Dr Evil move if anyone asks.

people are shredding tires around here today. Must be all antsy in their pantsy.

“I caught the plague at the Fred Meyer” sounds like a Prog Rock album title.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@firefoxwebdevs/115740500373677782 Really convenient this comes out a few days after Gartner is all “CISOs uninstall AI browsers now or your IP is gone baby gone”

I’m pretty sure in their race to the bottom FF just forced me to uninstall it on my work laptop cause it doesn’t meet our company AI policy. And I have no idea what they’re planning on sneaking in next. That’s a whoops upside the head on FF’s end..

“It’s a good change!” https://youtu.be/aBam72eYsAg

The new dishwasher has the same mode I do when I’m flirting with cute pups

re: boost for .meow tld since i can’t quote it Top tier reward needs to be lifetime registration for hurryup.meow or maybe startingright.meow

anyone got a coffee maker brand that doesn’t drip all over the fucking place with every cup poured? doesn’t even need to make a good cup of coffe, just not pour half the pot on the counter

Vodka. Pizza. Penis Fuck yeah 💅 ✨

TFW you see naughty dog trending on bsky and it’s totally not what you think/want it to be.

I suppose it’s better than rapping… https://youtu.be/1f9IgOjZjn4

"we've made a new distraction free writing tool-" oh cool, what is i- "that has an experimental ai chat feature too" :blobfoxdisapprove:

The toilet isn’t engaged, the person inside is, the toilet is occupied.

[Marijuana, Erotic Art] I like my #deities chthonic. And my #weed chronic. “American Beauty/Reefer Madness” 13” x 19” art print . #tips4teens #gayeroticart

QotD: i mean if there was a consortium to win against AI it’d be the school photo mafia

[nsfw nudity] Printed a bull master yesterday after a STL was put on printables and announced on Bluesky. Just wow… props to gummipony.

Travolta’s legs are too skinny to be a santa. He needs to be at Face Off weight when he had love handles.

Free Idea: Ad Block extension but for AI

not so much make you jump out of your seat as much as gives you explosive flatulence. Also photoshop slop is becoming more and more rare with AI slop now.

wow, reusable brita filters let you see the hard water lol

Big Box Store themed ugly sweaters is a snake eating its own tail.

i think you’ll find the real reason cost of food has increased is that they’re using an entire roll of scotch tape for each head of lettuce.

🎶if you’re fond of sand dunes, and salty air…🎶

[NSFW Nudity] #fcf #fatcockfriday

🎶 Don't look surprised, you know you've buttered your bread So now it's fair, you should stare at the back of my head🎶 https://youtu.be/mDtqGAx4i2w

[NSFW Nudity] when i say “dog dad” i mean “dog dad” 😏

recent home-appliance-tangent based youtubers made me wanna see what 3kw was in my EV and yeah on level ground cruising at 17mph uses the same as your freaking kettle, you psychos.