> Eventually investment bankers are going to meet with companies with ideas for how to get their stock prices up, and the bankers will heave a long sigh and say “you have to do something with 69 and 420,” and the executives will heave a long sigh and say “really,” and the bankers will say “yes,” […]

New web UI in mastodon is terrible for posting, especially from small screens. Five usable lines of text and half the time the post button doesn’t work.

still trying to figure out why someone hasn’t made an all natural waterproofing from what we already know is the most water resistant substance, dog slobber.

How to make a trending fedi post: - discord isnt a doc 😠 - bluesky BAD - did you know LINUX? GNOME haha - fox emoji - screenshot of a Tumblr post

🎶 So anyway, the girl was like "Motherfucker, you have a lotta walls And, you know, you don't, like, show people shit" You don't mistake that, you don't mistake that I just don't like motherfuckers Haven't met too many motherfuckers I like 🎶

RE: https://woof.group/@Drub/115532405511105834 This is what I say every Friday.

[nude - torso and a softie] #tummytuesday

“These conversations matter for democracy,” says the call-to-action at the top of every Factually article. The donation button urges readers to “support independent reporting.” https://aphyr.com/posts/398-the-future-of-fact-checking-is-lies-i-guess

Just experienced my own personal hell. Having my gumline poked while Ace of Bass plays over the muzak.

These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.

My bathroom and dryer vents are tied together so if i smoke near that fan it’s like a turbocharged doob tube.

waff!! :neofox_floof_devil:

this is how it feels to be making a bed when my dog walks in the room https://youtu.be/UxLAkabYW34

My hard drive mega hertz, but then again it only stings when it squirts.

[uspol, surreal] "Andrew Cuomo Uses AI MPREG Schoolhouse Rock Bill to Attack Mamdani" not an Onion headline

Low Hanging Balls are nice, but so is universal healthcare

[Gay Erotic Art] Happy #Halloween! Tomorrow is my 1 year (married) & 8 years together #anniversary with Matt. I’ve taken the day off to enjoy this time of the year with somebody I’m absolutely crazy about who puts up with my all of flaws & craziness. Below are […] [Original post on woof.group]

What kind of wine are you having? Red So like a merlot? No, Red.

[dumb lewd] is that scene from princess bride with the ROUSes like foreplay for furries?

OK which one is a enbiggening one and which is a 1 up?

Was peak 90s Save Ferris doing a ska cover of Come on Eileen?

[dumb lewd] adding the spatial scene effect to my dick pics has become my new time waster.

wow people really mean mug the peloton camera man on those trails. Must be the team of lawyers right behind trying to get people to sign releases.

so now do i trust WebMD more than the CDC?

#SteamDeck #linux

lol, there’s also a flaming hot cheetos one too. https://gullprint.com/product/hello-i-am-fleeing-the-american-century-of-humiliation-mountain-dew-baja-blast-hat/

Insert Starship Troopers “I’m doing my part meme”

🎶 Push my button The toast pops up Love and money Getting all mixed up 🎶

Do you think David Carradine’s entire payment for Future Force was the TENS power glove?

THERAPIST: This technique helps you deal with intrusive thoughts. Close your eyes. ME: Ok. THERAPIST: Inside you, there are two wolves … ME: (squirms) Oooh, ok … so am I like on all fours, or on my back? THERAPIST: What? No no no … ME: Aww.

🎶 what if you were livin yours instead of hatin mine 🎶

When a stranger calls would never work today cause no one has two landlines in their home anymore.

shots from a recent hike.

My Halloween costume this year is gonna be styled after the electric six video for high voltage. I think I just need to put a tap light down my pants.

[puphood tummytuesday] #puphood #gaypup #tummytuesday works done, workout in, time to get high, wanna join?

[misheard lyric or just a tight tush?] the hardest butt in to butt in

“God, what I wouldn't give to go ass-sliding with you right now.”

🎶 Now why you gotta act like you save the people You front and you kid just so we can feel equal Now why you gotta read me my rights Would you read 'em to your wife Fuck no Jesus Christ Now why you gotta hand cuff me tight In the middle of the night Treat me like a murder type Now why you gotta […]

Do you wear a Canadian Tuxedo to Canadian Thanksgiving? 🥁

Funny that the preferences around “no sponsored or AI shit” in firefox are the settings that don’t get synced or applied when signing in.

whatever you do, do NOT get yourself 1-3 years of ESU upgrades for free on windows 10 by going to https://massgrave.dev/ and following the instructions to run the open source script to run an exploit in windows enabling the activation of ESUs. You have to upgrade to windows 11. There's no other […]

watching this show called “dragons den”, super disappointing, no dragons, just a bunch of capitalists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2aA7EQTUD4 Somehow the dead chick in this video is less of a parody of the Shining than that turd of a movie ready player one.

Youtube mix just played Daisy Chain 4 Satan and Pop Goes The World back to back and i realized singers have the same look but way different sounds lol

This is the best page on the internet. https://mst3k.fandom.com/wiki/Dave_Ryder

Anyway, I got a new cable, and it's already trying to shame me

🎶 walked into St Andrew’s Hall thought i was eminem Oh it’s him again every caucasians imitation 🎶 https://youtu.be/PJ6N-0Sgqqw

We’re gonna have to treat M$ like the drunk frat guy at the party that keeps hitting on chicks. Say it with me now “No Means No” not “Maybe Later”