Idea: hand lotion with pepper extract in it to help train people not to touch their face habitually Touching your face/eyes/nose is one of the most common ways to contract non-airbone infections so helping people become more mindful of when they do it will help train them to be more careful

"In my culture food is so important, eating is like a ritual and is how we connect with our families" - guy whos never seen another culture before (food is important to literally all of them)

Bloob skoob ​:booterfloo:​

Heartbreaking: the most annoying white millenial lesbian just made a TikTok about your special interest and got everything wrong

Oasis Landing in sims 3 is literally a utopia with communal living and free food and clean energy

The worst part of getting better at something is wanting to go back and redo everything else that you've made thats worse in comparison

I really hope the dead internet theory is real because the amount of people who cannot distinguish fantasy vs reality in youtube re-uploads of shitty movies is disturbing

Oh how I yearn for a vector art program that uses 3d space so I can put a z axis easily

[Nsfw medical] How come guys libido medicine is just about getting hard and nothing about actual libido I feel like the medical community should know the difference between an errection and arousal by now. Like I dont want to be hard for 8 hours but feel no drive I just want to have a normal […]

Id unironically love an OS front end that looks/behaves like sharkey like the built in window manager and vibes are just so clean and snappy

Wednesday comes for us all once more... Tonight, @Kirja and I will be playing only the best wompa music for your pleasure, and you better be there!! Join us at Blind Wolf, as always~ https://yeen.city/bw https://yeen.city/vrc

Youtube ads keep recommending me ED medicine and porn knockoffs of TikTok do they think im a 80 year old straight man

Magic card idea "Mox Transgender" you tap it and it adds 1 blue 1 red 1 white 1 red and 1 blue to your mana pool

____​:gegagedigedagedago:​____ _____​:gegagedigedagedago:​_____ RAINBOW MAGIC NUGGET

There are people out there who genuinely listen to AI music and dont even realize it

Welcome to 9/11 radio, the only station with 24/7 ad free hardcore tower-falling tunes. *now playing: imagine dragons - radioactive*

Only the warmest puppy can bark so lovingly

Be grateful it isnt called a Chiizet

Btw for people who were never taught; - go to your primary care doctor for scheduled concerns, chronic issues, or to get referrals for specialists. Anything that doesnt really need to be solved same day, basically. - go to the ER for serious injuries or medical issues that need immediate […]

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"Im tired of these old (70s) pedophile evil people in power when are we getting young (50s) pedophile evil people in power instead" - median American Voter for some reason

Reddit user voice: "erm please dont kill me!" ​:googlebird:​ Chad christmas enjoyer: ​:ms_snow:​

Im half Columbian and I just wanna let yall know that the web of latino cultures who love/hate eachother is a web more complex than a Seattle Polycule

I love my pfp so dumb yet so full of love (Thank u @debread)

Blissful foxxo blesses your timeline

Trees ​:ms_handshake_paw_o3:​ Dogboys - bark - woo __f_ __d___ - loved

Classical is expensive but theres other options if you're Baroque

[Hungary] Whos Gary and why is he

Youtube is convinced im an alcoholic trying to make home brewed mead and moonshine vro i googled "what alcohol to use to make extract" one time

I made this in like 3 seconds on telegram

Incredibly funny when someone tries to popufur on fedi but they dont realize the follower farming meta isnt posting their coms over and over and is actually sharing a singular fox meme

Im tempted to run my alchemy deck in historic just to bully people who hate alchemy into seeing the horror that is mono black Infestation recursion Yes thank you I want to board wipe every time a creature dies thank you

good news, Foxfield Railway in the UK has made a fox mascot for their heritage railway. Reg, created by FattyDragonite aka Luke Bouwhuis, an animator with some great work on YT. https://youtu.be/p_0ox4BDDGk

#creamernation tag someone you'd totally #cream ​:ms_ice_cream:​

I love getting glimpses into other cultures modern media Aparently chinese dramas have a trend of a girl being mercilessly hounded by life and then die, but gets resurrected to the moment things went wrong like a year prior which alone could carry the series but so many of them also add on […]

Politicians spend more time making funny acronyms for their propositions than they do actually working on policy

Waf . . . 🧇 RE: https://yeen.town/notes/aiypy8zgtvz5014x

Besides the unfortunate flavor reasons of #mtg universes beyond, i think one large failure of their design is the huge push of kindred strategies. For Spiderman this was the most obvious. Heros, villains, and spider synergy. Only one of those is an evergreen type and 90% of its content is not […]

So is anything going to happen to the people who lied under oath that the epstien files didnt exist or

Whenever I go under anesthesia I distinctly remember my hearing getting all "bitcrushed and reverbed" for lack of a better term (before passing out i mean) and I hope someday some sound designer with photographic memory can recreate it because its kinda satisfying

"Age verification" is a scam because half the things that require it these days arent even nsfw or 18+ they just want your ID for personal reasons

Sometimes the cartilage on chicken is really yummy and flavorful and sometimes it tastes like chalky bone dust i choose to believe chicken Sin is stored in the cartilage and the more evil the chicken was the worse their joints taste

My love language is giving copious amounts of support and passion about my friends personal projects because I know how much it means for someone to believe in your creations

...Promise?

[What] Political comic artists could make bank from doing furry YCH drawovers i know like 6 people who would cream their pants over having bomb Iran paw worship art RE: https://social.mondoweiss.net/users/mondoweiss/statuses/116104209698565440

You can get an extra turn when playing hangman if you gift the stickman a massive hog as a limb

When a gay guy stubs his toe does he say Yaoi

I love ferrets in stylish clothes

Good morning ​:neodog_box:​

it's _mad_