we should leave random piles of clothes on the ground so people think the rapture happened

Whats with Republicans making up facts and then just assuming theyre true like vro rfk is deadset on this Tylenol thing he pulled out of his ass

If we tied someone's feet to a turbine and then they got raptured could we use them as a eco friendly generator

Christians thinking the rapture happens tomorrow? FALSE. The magic the gathering spiderman set comes out tomorrow. we're already in hell.

Pondering if I should dehydrate pickle juice in the oven to make seasoning for potatoes

Boy who smells (just a little bit, he took a walk after his shower)

We can create a better world

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whhoooop!

"Ok class were going to finger paint!" Kid named john: 🧑‍🎨

Oh you're an anarchist? Why do you talk about your "pro state" so much then? Curious.

I got McDonald's just now not because I enjoy McDonald's but because I have a migraine and needed something quick and calorie dense </33

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Sorry affectionatepetname there was a lot of business at the work factory today

https://www.twitch.tv/graywalf/ everyone tune in itl make them happy

Give me 🧇 or give me ​:blobmorning:​

I dont WANT a thin phone i want a girthy fat FUCK of a phone that has a battery that lasts MORE than 6 hours and more processing power than the fuckin tooth pick apple is trying to sell

Now that masto has quote posts can we do those fun quote chains now

Boost this post if u love dogs or hate interaction bait

me when i'm Turkish

Peppers :3

A comedic way to make a goofy character look dorky is to make them blink out of sync, its very cute and a subtle way to have a "head empty" vibe

Fallen Down🎵 Happy 10 years of Undertale!

Suprise week 0! I made a thingy a few weeks ago and forgor to export the file

Week 4 of music challenge thingy thing

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

@FangedWerewolf 2d @FangedWerewolf 2d @FangedWerewolf 2d

[charlie kirk uspol ukpol silly] Inb4 news of the “OwO Notices your bulge” stuff makes its way back to the UK and Labour promptly declare the furry fandom a proscribed terrorist organisation. Fursuiters arrested under the terrorism act. Furry profile pictures investigated by Ofcom. e621 blocked […]

penits butter (crunchy) and jelly (blackberry) sandwich (toasted whole wheat) :>

Acadamia nuts

> "Yuri on ice" > Looks inside > Yaoi

Proverb has been updated to 'I don't fear the bullet with my name on it but the one that says "Notices bulge OwO what's this?"'

apologies to all firstname lastname real photo as their avatar people who followed me I think I want to get weirder again

My roommate took one look up and down my outfit for a scene and said "I'm digging the sadistic streetcar conductor look" and I will never, NEVER be able to wear that shirt again

If u dont wanna get banned by bsky, just join yeen.town

an unnamed superjovian's family of moons. being ~3.4 times more massive þan Jupiter, its moons are similarly heavyweight. þe largest, Ndâmhu, is more massive þan Mars and hosts an ultradense and turbulent nitrogen atmosphere. Earþ at top for scale.

you should still follow it anyway. you know, just in case (@bsky.brid.gy here, @ap.brid.gy there)

Where do I find clothes for masculine fit bodies that arent just suits or graphic tees or flanel Thrift stores near me are a bust since I live in rural Indiana

Honestly if you've ever had a migraine I bet being Charlie kirked for just a second or two would feel really releiving in terms of pressure

If planet of the apes was made today right wingers would call it woke

Today is the anniversary of a historic event: Super Mario Maker came out on this day 10 years ago

walkin' watercolor doodle from yesterday

Btw any right winger whos ever made a George Floyd joke doesnt get to talk about respecting the dead

Folks are crying more for this piece of shit getting shot than they ever did for kids getting gunned down in schools. Pardon me for not giving a fuck.

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What does 'rot in hell' mean in latin?