Salesforce: bad product, terrible CEO

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

I got a phone call from an unknown number this morning and I was SURE it was the Nobel committee but no, just something about my car warranty. And I don't have a car. Wait does that qualify me for the Peace Prize?

Good morning.

The plural of TERF is TERVES. I will not be taking questions at this time.

https://www.peopleforbikes.org/news/the-e-bike-problem-is-an-e-moto-problem The E-Bike Problem is an E-Moto Problem Headlines about crashes, bans, and reckless riding are becoming more common. But here’s the problem: most of the “e-bikes” making the news aren’t electric bicycles at all.

is it wrong for me to say this video is ribbiting

what is even going on here tell me what is even going on

Ben's chow fun https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54843999850/

#zerovision 9UUW975 DM75C97 - Empty loading zone right there. https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54843916854/

#zerovision 9VFY081 https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54843675076/

#zerovision 8UFG068 - Make up your mind, are you blocking the car lane or the bike lane? https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54843674971/

#zerovision 8B58684 - Bike lane, red zone, and no parking any time sign. https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54843916479/

@cstross Rover got a Halloween makeover

¡Yo voté! ¡Sí al 50!

@docpop @jwz I got this t-shirt from good old RedBubble. It obeys transparency, unlike Threadless. If you zoom in the print quality is a little coarse, but I'm ok with it. I'm gonna move my designs there. Also, they remembered my account and password from […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

@rollovereasy Naming a day after him - my first thought was changing Tuesday to Stu's Day.

@rollovereasy I just learned that the restaurant at the Tilden Park golf course opens at 8am every day, serving breakfast sandwiches and breakfast burritos. There's a full bar next door but I don't know when they open.

Good morning from war-torn SF!

Just remembered I have ice cream

Sugarbaby* https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54842317098/

gar 25 https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54842317038/

R/V Sally Ride https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54841208332/

#zerovision AAYUSH7 - Blocking the bike lane and the blue zone. https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54842072361/

#zerovision 9RGP790 https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54841208547/

#zerovision 7EYZ506 https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54842308829/

OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks: I am the General Counsel of Antifa.

Southampton Shoal https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54841966155/

sandwich - The Giant, from Gus's. https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54841965745/

hawk https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54841641706/

Ranger XLT https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54840781627/

#zerovision 66359G3 https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54841642126/

#zerovision 7ENZ354 https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54840781977/

#zerovision 8RXR170 https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54841888793/

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

The question of whether the #trump admin’s appointment of #lindseyhalligan as #usattorney is invalid comes down to the fact that Erik Siebert, whom she replaced, had exceeded his 120 days as acting US attorney. If the court finds her appointment is invalid, then the #comey indictment she […]

Some nice fog flow on the Salesforce Tower webcams right now.

RFK Jr. 'Endangering the Health of the Nation,' Former Surgeons General Say www.medpagetoday.com/publichealth...

ripples https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54838257537/

wake https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54839443915/

Golden Gate sunset https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54839118836/

ship https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54839364443/

#zerovision NOPLATE https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54838257102/

#zerovision 6BZL005 https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54839118546/

#zerovision 6JIM030 https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54839347224/

#zerovision 20981X3 https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54838256832/

scrap https://www.flickr.com/photos/jef/54838984664/