Happy Call of Duty Modern Warfare Twosday to those who observe

You either die baby or live long enough to see yourself become mommy

You either die baby or live long enough to see yourself become mommy

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

I don't do drugs anymore, i don't need drugs anymore, i am once again filling my hard drive with Mechwarrior 5 mods.

Ok i'll bite Why's my breath smell like dick

I'm Sammy Bones

So basically rule of thumb is i'm a bottom to everyone except cat girls, who are doggy-style-doomed from first meow.

The literary genre of science fiction was invented by a woman penning a long form warning against trusting the character of any man who makes it their misssion to solve the mortality problem.

Hatred walked so Sex With Hitler 3D could run no I will not elaborate

Advertise your account with just one image

I said tranny in front of the intern on their first day

Good night!

So basically rule of thumb is i'm a bottom to everyone except cat girls, who are doggy-style-doomed from first meow.

I don't want another hundreds and thousands of hour games, I can't get to all the ones I already have!!! Give me more Metal Gear Rising Revengeance or some shit TEN HOURS and its sweet as fuck, I'LL TAKE A WORSE DOLLAR TO HOUR RATIO JUST TO PAY LESS

I too am Mommy, Daddy, and Baby

many questions you may have about me are answered by the fact that I married my 2020-era Vermintide 2 party's Bright Mage.

many questions you may have about me are answered by the fact that I married my 2020-era Vermintide 2 party's Bright Mage.

I dont need alcohol for a good time, i can watch M Night Shyamalan movies on an airplane.

I too am Mommy, Daddy, and Baby

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If the devil challenged me to a washboard duel I'd be fucking cooked man, my soul'd be in the forever box so fucking fast, not a fucking chance fam. Just no way, bro.

Bring back smoking on airplanes, its not like I already wont maybe die in a plane crash let me smoke just in case

I got an 'autism j♡B' for you its called a blow j♡b.

Not to both Politics and "Back In My Day" on main, but I've really been struggling with the fact that a lot of stuff that would have been unacceptable to the point of instant social and political death in the 90s is just like. Mainstream now

This just flipped me on the "can autistic people reclaim the r-word" argument.

Bring back smoking on airplanes, its not like I already wont maybe die in a plane crash let me smoke just in case

Girl who calls u bro when she cums

At $60 of $700 rent due Sunday morning. Can you be the next one to chip in? #PleaseShare, and help if possible? Any amount makes a difference- my survival depends on staying housed! #DisabilityCrowdFund #MutualAidRequest #HelpFolksLive2025

There was nowhere to suck a fag OR fuck a fag what a crock of shit

So help me, if theres not a smoking section or a cruising spot at this airport

Wow I worked for 8 days straight and i finished cowboe bebop with faraway wife and celebrated my one year wedding anniversary with my hone wives and hit my pet human cat with hammer (consensually) and now im going tp Hawaii a week to visit my best friend of nineteen years but RN its 4hr layover time

remember when Kanye did that thing on stage to Taylor Swift and we thought everything was crumbling? bro things were so good. we had it so good.

Any comfies also gonna be stuck at Seattle-Tacoma airport between like 10am and 1pm local time today and wanna grab coffee or some bullshit lol

Any comfies also gonna be stuck at Seattle-Tacoma airport between like 10am and 1pm local time today and wanna grab coffee or some bullshit lol

If the devil challenged me to a washboard duel I'd be fucking cooked man, my soul'd be in the forever box so fucking fast, not a fucking chance fam. Just no way, bro.

Post-Nut-Scarcity

Pay Per Langostine is where we're at

I think "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" exemplifies American culture more than any other art piece. Most cultures' folklore involves cautionary tales warning people not to tempt the devil. The American version has the challenger win because he is way cooler than the devil. Yea, that sums it up.

Another shitty thing happened & I found myself hesitant to even post asking for help with it bc nothing came in yesterday & our needs are already so high & urgent with hard deadlines. We're $150 More overdrawn than we were yesterday. Partially due to fees for the fuck up. Linktr.ee/Wylder

Buy my wives' band's merch or I'll accuse you of being heterosexual.

Re: Silent Hill f Content warnings good yknow

It’s trans people’s god given right to be annoying and unreasonable.

Technically Florence was the name of the doctor, her creation can most accurately be called Florence's Machine

instead of toment nexus we should make the spearmint nexus

Sammy Bones more like Stupid Bones amirite lmaoooooo

No that wasnt me it was my identical twin cousin Whammy Jones

More like Sammy Boners lmao

Ok but somehow Palpatine DID return tho is the thing

i hope some luddite shit happens to the plagiarism looms