Tip for Decision Pyralisis: Imagine Char Aznable and Amuro Ray each presenting opposing arguments for what you should do. Okay. Got it? Now: Instead of either of those things do whatever Judau Ashta would tell you to do.

Smart idea stel

But what you failed to consider is that everyone is like is innocent and everyone is dont like is guilty

Honey I dunked on the kids!

Yeah i'm hard Hard of hearing

I'm the Beowulf of taking it in the ass

I'm sammy can you believe it

Shooting off rapid-fire morning texts to my boss and my sub like "sorry bro be there in 10" and "silly kitty you u let you cum 10 days ago, be patient" and praying they each went to the correct number.

Give Dogs Guns 🐕🏴‍☠️

One of my favorite moves with customers at my job is to say "pardon my english" after saying a cuss word cause somewhere drifting in my Inner Void hides the Dad Soul

People in sci-fi novels are always naming their exploratory vessels shit like ICARUS and IXION and while I am not superstitious, I would maybe go with the USS GOT-THERE-SAFELY.

Can't even get hard on my own anymore cause of woke

When the hookup calls me "Mrs. Bones" 😩🤌

Ok it happened again I did not install Heart of Chernobyl with the specific expectation that it would guide me - as Virgil did Dante into hell - through the stages of grief, YET HERE WE ARE I'm just a lil weepy cheeki breeki freaky

0/200 Im a trans woman of color whos disabled and I still have no money for food or meds. I have no money and my birthday is in 2 days, and I can't even get a meal for it. Please help. Paypal: [email protected] 💸💕 🏳️‍⚧️🚨 Mutual aid #mutualaid #MAboost #transmutualaid #BIPOCMA #helpsky

My girlfriend hasnt managed to get any donations all month, pls pls if you can help it would mean the world to us, she's amazing and could really used you support 💕

Good morning brooklyn I am back in you and you are too FUCKIN cold lemme tell ya

The cream doesn't fall too far from the pie if ya know what I mean

Im so glad I saw Oedipus performed live just days before hanging out with my mom and saying goodbye to my dad otherwise shit might have felt weird

Ok chat what are games where you kill dad I'll start Bayonetta Spy Fiction God of War 2/3

Fuckin... Plin plin plon Yknow?

I just visited my father on his deathbed and I'm fucked up about it. This is the earnest post everything after this will be back to shitpost(ingthruit)

Remember mgs4 you guys lol guys do you remember

Me and my mom visiting my dad like:

Microdosing autism by taking the train

Gotta hurry this up so I can look at my brainmelt dad and go "yup, ur melted, goodbye for ever babymeltman, shooter of the cum that was me" in time to come back to new york and to sleep a couple hours before going back to my fleshmonger job

Flight to Alabama is delayed because of a loose tray table, maintenance is otw and everyone on the plane is now taking turns saying "tray table?" "Tray table"

Not me full-ass ugly weeping over a major story beat in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2; y'all I am so emotionally attached to these fictional Ukrainian men.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 is the best Sralker 4 I could have asked for

Today is eight years on hormones, which I plan on celebrating as I usually do. But, it’s 10 years since I knew I needed to start and I’d like to talk about that. One of the reasons I, and so many others, respond viscerally to the HRT takes from Nerdskull is because of a shared experience: (1/15)

I would commit such sins for her

I'm at the BPD. I'm at the AuDHD. I'm at the combination BPD/AuDHAD.

Gonna be real it does feel like we're only one or two steps in drone technology away from giving the NYPD the manhacks from half life 2

Mutiny enthusiasts have an opportunity to do something very funny.

If by "back" you mean "cock" and by "scratch" you mean "suck" then i mean.. ...........

GOP: *shoots people in the head* Dems: The thing is, it's about housing. GOP: *shoots more people in the head* Dems: Don't let them bait you, we would like to talk about how we plan to do the bare minimum on housing. GOP: *declares a US State a terrorist sanctuary* Dems: Vote blue no matter who

My cis coworker bought the hogwqrts rpg or whatever on sale and then venmoed me unprompted, this is how you do it lmao

Digging for bones is all I do when you think about it

Chicks do dig giant robots tho, Megas XLR was ahead of its time

Filling a girl full of staples and then hearing the half life 1 foley sounds in my head as a little imaginary Gordon Freeman climbs up and down her tits like a metal ladder

I already have a personal soothesayer with schizophrenia and a dementia addled racist dad, the AI assistant race has nothing with which to entice me

Ah yes, I have been laid low once morefor the sin of Hubris (threw my back out again)

"Is mayonnaise a gender" Sure man! Yeah! Why not!?

okay but what if we loved each other

she's just THE SUN now thesunthesunthesun.bandcamp.com

Ah shit I accidentally installed windows on my SP again :(

If though covet the YouTube Plaque, young Loreboy Seek adversity.