Ace Combat rocks. They’ll throw a line in there that’s like “Don’t think about crashing. Think about your sins.” And that’s just a throwaway bark during a mission.

We gotta stop making films called The Mummy

Gex 2

Forever Four #gundam #zetagundam

charlie chaplin couldn’t make “the great dictator” today because he died in 1977

[Playing Sekrio, upon encountering Owl(Father) for the first time]: well maybe I dont even WANT to unlock the Purification ending

35yo Silly Goose seeking younger Goofy Goober.

Now you don't

Now you see me

A kind reminder of my audience for this my Blue Sky

Googled the definition of autistic burnout its just this picture of me

Hey I like the new Marathon It's for the perverts

The immense emotional sluthusbandwife power of getting up and going out to get fucked at sunrise and coming back in time to make coffee for the house all before the wives have gotten out of bed

Tfw penis

Been there got done by that

Thanks stel I want to go away

Ok google play I Just Had Sex [ft. Akon]

[Watto voice] sissy-hypno doesn't work on me, only money

after careful consideration, ive decided to take the advice from the anonymous stranger and have a hole body

folks these days talk about 6 7 when they should be talking about 69 Me Don

Hal Emmerich voice this is just like one of my Japanese video games

Do bitches dream of electric shit

Tip for Decision Pyralisis: Imagine Char Aznable and Amuro Ray each presenting opposing arguments for what you should do. Okay. Got it? Now: Instead of either of those things do whatever Judau Ashta would tell you to do.

Smart idea stel

But what you failed to consider is that everyone is like is innocent and everyone is dont like is guilty

Honey I dunked on the kids!

Yeah i'm hard Hard of hearing

I'm the Beowulf of taking it in the ass

I'm sammy can you believe it

Shooting off rapid-fire morning texts to my boss and my sub like "sorry bro be there in 10" and "silly kitty you u let you cum 10 days ago, be patient" and praying they each went to the correct number.

Give Dogs Guns 🐕🏴‍☠️

One of my favorite moves with customers at my job is to say "pardon my english" after saying a cuss word cause somewhere drifting in my Inner Void hides the Dad Soul

People in sci-fi novels are always naming their exploratory vessels shit like ICARUS and IXION and while I am not superstitious, I would maybe go with the USS GOT-THERE-SAFELY.

Can't even get hard on my own anymore cause of woke

When the hookup calls me "Mrs. Bones" 😩🤌

friendly reminder to not traumadump in the replies of a literal joke shitpost

Ok it happened again I did not install Heart of Chernobyl with the specific expectation that it would guide me - as Virgil did Dante into hell - through the stages of grief, YET HERE WE ARE I'm just a lil weepy cheeki breeki freaky

0/200 Im a trans woman of color whos disabled and I still have no money for food or meds. I have no money and my birthday is in 2 days, and I can't even get a meal for it. Please help. Paypal: [email protected] 💸💕 🏳️‍⚧️🚨 Mutual aid #mutualaid #MAboost #transmutualaid #BIPOCMA #helpsky

My girlfriend hasnt managed to get any donations all month, pls pls if you can help it would mean the world to us, she's amazing and could really used you support 💕

Good morning brooklyn I am back in you and you are too FUCKIN cold lemme tell ya

The cream doesn't fall too far from the pie if ya know what I mean

Im so glad I saw Oedipus performed live just days before hanging out with my mom and saying goodbye to my dad otherwise shit might have felt weird

Ok chat what are games where you kill dad I'll start Bayonetta Spy Fiction God of War 2/3

Fuckin... Plin plin plon Yknow?

I just visited my father on his deathbed and I'm fucked up about it. This is the earnest post everything after this will be back to shitpost(ingthruit)

Remember mgs4 you guys lol guys do you remember

Me and my mom visiting my dad like:

Microdosing autism by taking the train

Gotta hurry this up so I can look at my brainmelt dad and go "yup, ur melted, goodbye for ever babymeltman, shooter of the cum that was me" in time to come back to new york and to sleep a couple hours before going back to my fleshmonger job