Today is eight years on hormones, which I plan on celebrating as I usually do. But, it’s 10 years since I knew I needed to start and I’d like to talk about that. One of the reasons I, and so many others, respond viscerally to the HRT takes from Nerdskull is because of a shared experience: (1/15)

I would commit such sins for her

I'm at the BPD. I'm at the AuDHD. I'm at the combination BPD/AuDHAD.

Gonna be real it does feel like we're only one or two steps in drone technology away from giving the NYPD the manhacks from half life 2

Mutiny enthusiasts have an opportunity to do something very funny.

If by "back" you mean "cock" and by "scratch" you mean "suck" then i mean.. ...........

GOP: *shoots people in the head* Dems: The thing is, it's about housing. GOP: *shoots more people in the head* Dems: Don't let them bait you, we would like to talk about how we plan to do the bare minimum on housing. GOP: *declares a US State a terrorist sanctuary* Dems: Vote blue no matter who

My cis coworker bought the hogwqrts rpg or whatever on sale and then venmoed me unprompted, this is how you do it lmao

Digging for bones is all I do when you think about it

Chicks do dig giant robots tho, Megas XLR was ahead of its time

Filling a girl full of staples and then hearing the half life 1 foley sounds in my head as a little imaginary Gordon Freeman climbs up and down her tits like a metal ladder

I already have a personal soothesayer with schizophrenia and a dementia addled racist dad, the AI assistant race has nothing with which to entice me

Ah yes, I have been laid low once morefor the sin of Hubris (threw my back out again)

"Is mayonnaise a gender" Sure man! Yeah! Why not!?

okay but what if we loved each other

she's just THE SUN now thesunthesunthesun.bandcamp.com

Ah shit I accidentally installed windows on my SP again :(

If though covet the YouTube Plaque, young Loreboy Seek adversity.

Im pretty sure these can fix me

Popped a viagra minutes before my date canceled on me and now my dick is like "father, hath i offended thee? Is my presence no longer desired? Am I no longer Thine champion?"

More like heres to you Nikola and Shart amirite fellems

"Dont just say 'hey' be interesting" Pick a lane???

Through scientific rigor i have determined that "how many chickens can you take in a fight" is not an effective cold open on the local hookup apps

that feel when you died, however, the nexus traps you, thus you will remain in this world forever as a soul

Cumdumpster diving Is that anything?

Broken Social Scene Voice: "Ride that bone, kill your dad, cut that meat, kill my dad too-oooo~"

I bring a real "wont shut up about bones and patricide" vibe to any given space that really filters folks who wont like me up front.

This is your unprompted reminder that Four Murasame deserved better

When brand new character Quattro Bajeena said "and i'll be deploying in this very bright Hiyaku Shiki" I really felt that

he's HERE

When i was eight years old I had a chicken wing snatched out of my hand by a seagull on the deck of the Pink Pony bar and grille and probably some other things in Gulf Shores Alabama and that was the last time I let my grip loosen on a bone of any kind.

Sorry for sharty cockin'

Talked to my 46yo coworker about Destro and Soundwave and Cobra Commander and Starscream while all my younger peers with cool art projects and endless potential kept their heads down.

Im not skilled or good at fighting but what I am is dangerously insane and beholden to no law of man when threatened so jot that down

horny for sex

"re-parenting" you mean I have to be my own evil gay dad now?

Found the source of the accursed tummy ache. The bread, you see. Twas mold.

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let me compete in the puppy bowl

Cute androgyne messy room hours

When Buffalo Bill Silence of the Lambs said "i'd fuck me" I really felt that

Liaten sometimes I dont feel up to facing another day but if I give up and die then my claims to immortality will be proven false in front of god and everyone and my Hubris will simply not allow that.

shoots cums and leaves

They need to invent a kind of gun that shoots cums instead of bullets

Restrung the Greco and it felt right to play some Kiss on it today

I kinda want the drill cock from tetsuo the iron man tho