Just got out of the shower

Tis the season 😏🙏🥰 throne.com/caris_cooper

candidly? this tour is a strain. it's tough losing social media. it's harder to slip into the game. also incredible misfortune among some dear old friends. Thank you to those who have sent sweet apology treats. Happy to be travelling, but my phase with this lifestyle may be drawing to a close

end of year homework -- download back-ups of all your important data (twitter, emails, socials, photo storage)

It’s tipping and gifting season babes! 🥰🎁👄✨

always a pleasure, sydney

EVERYONE GET MORE PASSIONATE AND SELF INDULGENT ABOUT CREATIVITY AND BEING HUMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jane Austen used 'however' at the beginning of a sentence, and so can you.

how was your 2025?

good morning sydney! here for a good time, not a long time 😘

nauseous

it's less about how I show up in society and more about my relationship with myself. Do I listen to my voice or the patriarchy's? Am I censored when I am alone? How do I invest my time? If I am radically candid with myself, I'm not worried about my place in a room, an app, the workplace, the world

Let’s kiss until we’re naked.

Going from app to app feels like opening and closing the fridge again to see what’s inside lol

Hi all the people from the hellscape site. Join us! we’re still here 🤣

sweet, sweet freedom

🚨MISSING FROM X 🚨 Just an everyday sweetheart looking for her 7,500 X friends over here 🤣🤣 Can my fellow Aussies here please consider a re-post to help me find all my friends again? 😜

phew. First chrissy break as a working joe. had no clue it could feel this good 💪

frill me up like one of your french girls

REMINDER: People need to get the fuck off X.

so can I make one of those cheeky posts with my availability and pin it to my profile...? the old ways revived..? Sydney 16th-19th Canberra 20th-22nd Melbourne 23rd-26th These are my only tour dates. FMTY only in 2026 😘

Whores not wars.

The cherry on top

"Little did she know the irony of this post, as her account would be nuked within 24hrs..."

honestly? a master-class in ragebait. I had never heard of the colour of the year till now

playing Mayhem on repeat in my hair salon today, and I couldn't be more thrilled

so wait... I can just tell you I'm coming to Sydney this month... with no repercussions?

censorship, financial discrimination, social deplatforming -- the admin side of this life is becoming untenable. I adore this world, but I literally do not have the time to fight these broken systems and also show up as my ethereal, ephemeral, elegant self

Bday month included: illness, natural disaster, an overnight with explosive chemistry, work bestie's new baby, and the must stuffed around furniture delivery ever 🙃

y'all. natural disasters are not a great time.

Throwback to this shot of the gorgeous @caris.bsky.social 💜

aesop having a little sale during my bday month feels oddly fortuitous...

may I offer some denim in these trying times?

Willa will be retiring indefinitely. The life of a chronically ill girlie is never reliable, and I am so sad that I have to close this chapter. I may be back. I may not. You can still find me in other areas of the SW world, but my services will be different.

saturn returns is a walk in the park compared to Ben Ming Nian

not much left of this magical year.... sydney, singapore, canberra, melbourne -- would any of you care to sweep me off my feet before the new year?

gone troppo with you

my music taste is baddies feeling themselves and radiating in her self-determined success

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

the unparalleled delight of unearthing a red envelope that you had hidden from yourself 🥰❤️✨️

taking a breather after racing through your thoughts all day

gearing up to be a girly with a substack who shares witty text-based posts on her socials

spoil this good girl on her special day? 🥹

2025 Plot twist

offering some well-dressed throwback photos in these trying times

Good things come in twos

Sailing into a new year as Rose; celebrating 5 years of connection and exploration 🗺️

a snowflakes chance in...

little teapot...