I'm escaping to the USA for August to celebrate my birthday as God intended (in the height of summer, champagne in hand). SF, Palo Alto, Boston & NYC: see you soon 💋

Guys like girls that are a little weird with a thick butt and a sense of humor 🥰

🥳 It’s my birthday month! 🥳 I’ll be saying yes to beautiful experiences, wonderful company, and opportunities to misbehave. I’ve also heard it’s considered excellent manners to spoil the birthday girl, and who am I to argue? Celebrating until 31st July ✨🥂

Maya's aesthetic is top tier. Girl is unafraid to reference or not reference. Knows her look. Knows her self. Go spoil her and let her thrive

Are you down to live in a surveillance state? Me neither. The house has passed KOSA. Call your senators now!!

Fill out my contact form for ethereal times 💫

Trouble spotted.

My generosity isn’t weakness or debt. It’s my expression of self, my faith in a world that could be otherwise. Being me, staying me, loving myself, loving at all is my refusal of the world as it’s purported to be, and my creation of the world as it should be.

Seeing a lot of peers retiring and felt compelled to say what many have said before. Don’t wait to book the lady. Don’t wait for the date you’ve wanted for years. Don’t wait for a last minute opportunity that may never come. Make it happen. You never know when she will be gone 🤫

So goddamn excited to share this next chapter of Hunter. Welcome ❤️

It’s Juneteenth, go support Black American sex workers right now.

looking pretty good for a dead bitch #oursky

women being themselves for themselves is hot

Film you've watched more than 6 times with a gif Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli

Heard it was #humpday

Tis the season 😏🙏🥰 throne.com/caris_cooper

candidly? this tour is a strain. it's tough losing social media. it's harder to slip into the game. also incredible misfortune among some dear old friends. Thank you to those who have sent sweet apology treats. Happy to be travelling, but my phase with this lifestyle may be drawing to a close

end of year homework -- download back-ups of all your important data (twitter, emails, socials, photo storage)

It’s tipping and gifting season babes! 🥰🎁👄✨

always a pleasure, sydney

EVERYONE GET MORE PASSIONATE AND SELF INDULGENT ABOUT CREATIVITY AND BEING HUMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jane Austen used 'however' at the beginning of a sentence, and so can you.

how was your 2025?

good morning sydney! here for a good time, not a long time 😘

nauseous

it's less about how I show up in society and more about my relationship with myself. Do I listen to my voice or the patriarchy's? Am I censored when I am alone? How do I invest my time? If I am radically candid with myself, I'm not worried about my place in a room, an app, the workplace, the world

Let’s kiss until we’re naked.

Going from app to app feels like opening and closing the fridge again to see what’s inside lol

Hi all the people from the hellscape site. Join us! we’re still here 🤣

🚨MISSING FROM X 🚨 Just an everyday sweetheart looking for her 7,500 X friends over here 🤣🤣 Can my fellow Aussies here please consider a re-post to help me find all my friends again? 😜

phew. First chrissy break as a working joe. had no clue it could feel this good 💪

frill me up like one of your french girls

REMINDER: People need to get the fuck off X.

so can I make one of those cheeky posts with my availability and pin it to my profile...? the old ways revived..? Sydney 16th-19th Canberra 20th-22nd Melbourne 23rd-26th These are my only tour dates. FMTY only in 2026 😘

Whores not wars.

The cherry on top

"Little did she know the irony of this post, as her account would be nuked within 24hrs..."

honestly? a master-class in ragebait. I had never heard of the colour of the year till now

playing Mayhem on repeat in my hair salon today, and I couldn't be more thrilled

so wait... I can just tell you I'm coming to Sydney this month... with no repercussions?

censorship, financial discrimination, social deplatforming -- the admin side of this life is becoming untenable. I adore this world, but I literally do not have the time to fight these broken systems and also show up as my ethereal, ephemeral, elegant self

Bday month included: illness, natural disaster, an overnight with explosive chemistry, work bestie's new baby, and the must stuffed around furniture delivery ever 🙃

y'all. natural disasters are not a great time.

Throwback to this shot of the gorgeous @caris.bsky.social 💜

aesop having a little sale during my bday month feels oddly fortuitous...

may I offer some denim in these trying times?

Willa will be retiring indefinitely. The life of a chronically ill girlie is never reliable, and I am so sad that I have to close this chapter. I may be back. I may not. You can still find me in other areas of the SW world, but my services will be different.