I feel like "Someone with way too much power and not enough sense gives AI way too much control and it kills us all for some stupid reason" is way more likely than tech singularity killing us all where's that on the graph?

They should make a one-a-day gummy vitamin where the dosage is "just grab a handful every time you go in the kitchen"

Wheeeeee

Rondale Moore had one of the greatest individual performances I've ever seen vs. #2 Ohio State in 2018. He was a True Freshman and completely tore apart a top-ranked defense. Truly a joy to watch him compete. Gone way too soon. Rest in Peace 🙏

Greenland will learn how Louisiana handles all problems - if you can't deep fry it, spray paint it gold

"I bet the 'Board' is spelled 'B-O-R-E-D!'"

Wheee

My move would be a brine then sous vide, finishing the wings in the void of outer space to flash puff the skin and seal in the glaze

What a tribute to an Italian legend

A new one in the "I get emails for every Phil Scott in the world" series

watching speed skating brought out a memory I hadn't thought of in 25 years.

this threat would probably hit harder if it weren't for the dips shits in the White House already doing all that

If I'm a Democrat, I'm in a car already headed to Fort Bliss

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante

Dump Truck, by Mikhail Evdokimovich Tkachev, 1956

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They’ll be hearing from his father

The soccer rivalry between Columbus and Cincinnati is the Hell is Real derby, which is funny enough. Then you learn their junior teams play in the Heck is Plausible derby

basically if you ever thought it would be fun to be miranda priestly's assistant except her favorite movie is sonic 3: have kids

I'm more of a "what if Forrest Gump was a real piece of shit" guy

those who asked, the repo with my Spectre.Tui toys can be found here - github.com/phil-scott-7... and thanks to Spectre.Console for sponsoring me on Github!

Wheeeeeeee

AI gonna burst into flames when it asks someone in a holler of West Virginia how long they've been having these symptoms and the patient replies "been a minute"

setting ICE up with JIRA is in and of itself an act of malice

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Thanks to Spectre.Tui, I've been able to scratch an itch I've had for about 4 or 5 years now - a View Engine using interpolated string handlers

The pedophiles to Elon Musk wanting to join them on Pedo Island

I'm gonna hack my father-in-law's YouTube account and start putting videos like this on his feed

Skittles? A crummy commercial?

You know, any contractor willing to work on that Death Star knew the risks. If they were killed, it was their own fault. A roofer listens to this... (taps his heart) not his wallet

Did you know the detective hole's only natural enemy is the pile?

The level of dread this gives me is unfathomable.

the protester

I wouldn't be surprised if every employee who was outraged gets fired, because just how checked out and bad at your job if you didn't realize you were bad guys. Performance improvement plan at minimal.

Right wing white dudes finally noticing things a lot of women do for their kids, offices and communities on a daily basis: PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS

A modern lie would be that the IT guy was vibe engineering then AI wiped the data and the backups

Do thou, too, remain warm among ice.

Footage taken moments before a struggle shows that the man was filming, holding a phone in his right hand, backing up. His left hand is up, visible, palm facing out, as he backs away from the area. An agent uses his right hand, on the torso of the victim, pushing him back, while the man complies.

holy crap youtube.com/shorts/hyqtA...

In 2025 America the only way the truth wins is if it gets more ratings, and more virality, than the lie