Playing on their turf never ever wins, not morally, not politically. Here's a response: "this is a wedge issue targeting kids, getting into their doctors' decisions. Next, they'll come for your hysterectomy, your vasectomy. And it's because they can't talk about the economy." Say Fuck You back

Me, staying in a CBD hotel desperate to find something for dinner within walking distance:

The plot twist at 1:18 floored me

Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.

had some ideas on how to optimize my console output -> svg recording

Louisville shut down part of I-65 rerouting traffic, in a few days there have been at least 12 trucks pulled out of Louisville's can opener in a couple of days www.wdrb.com/news/i-65-sh...

Hegseth's VHS copy of Saving Private Ryan is worn out for these seconds

Quakers making the cut is wild. I would have guessed active Quakers in the military to be in the dozens

That's the concern? Friggin morons

Plane splooting

Somewhere there is a UK fan hitting refresh until he builds a team full of Wildcats then getting angry they didn't go 82-0

Sarah Langs is Working. For Lou Gehrig Day I talked to and wrote about baseball’s indomitable stat queen, who is producing just as much as ever. “A great note isn’t great because it came from someone with ALS — it just is. There’s no park adjustments.” sports.yahoo.com/mlb/article/...

hello, it's your child's school! it's the final week of the year, so please attend the English expo, spring sing, the art fair, the PTA gala, the science fair, commencement ceremony, and teachers' picnic. all of these are during the work day. p.s. your kids have half days all week BYEEEEEEE

One miss - communicating with someone at your bank and then trying to sort out what was said

Yesterday, someone on Reddit posted a picture of a sticker from a broom they found in a chimney cavity in Portland Oregon with some lingerie Today Google AI has started making the history of this company up alongside some facts about people boarding up brooms with under garments

My plan to "have a couple of beers" says otherwise

"Luckily, there was no structural damage caused to the car's chassis, so it was only a matter of cleaning the train to remove the human debris and return it to a pristine state." youtu.be/tInDH2FeXaM?...

“Remember when Landry killed a guy?” -Adrianne Palicki, unprompted Yes. Yes we do.

My first go at a documentation engine relied on Roslyn for pulling in code samples. Perf was getting to be a nightmare, so I did an experiment with treesitter instead and it was a huge win. An added bonus was I finally was able to try and get some intellisense around linking to the code snippets.

bethesda game zooming in to begin a conversation

Duke completes mostly successful NCAA basketball tournament

What everyone in PRP thinks they look like when they're in court

be the change you want to see in this world github.com/microsoft/te...

Wheeeeeeee

My 6 year old has discovered new ways to get me to stop working github.com/microsoft/te...

hi, driving expert here! this is not funny, cars only do this when they're in extreme distress

chapel blue, be still my wallet

Genre glitching: a new sign of AI-assisted writing? Thanks to @doremus-schafer.bsky.social and @srettberg.bsky.social who shared the two examples of this that I discuss in today's blog post. Please please please send me any other examples you see of this! jilltxt.net/genre-glitch...

poked around a bit. Another work around is installing a local instance OTel collector on Windows so it doesn't time out

woof, just running dotnet --version takes 4.5s on my machine unless you set DOTNET_CLI_TELEMETRY_OPTOUT=1

my kind of frontend dev

doctor: here's the MMR vaccine. Two doses, a few weeks apart. It'll protect you from measles, mumps, and rubella with about 97% effectiveness. chiropractor sprinting to double kick your child in the neck: say goodbye to measles

The obvious takeaway from this is that evangelicals are amazing, but I'd also like to note that at least in this shot of the statue his hair looks like Trump is wearing a baseball hat bumped to the side in the classic Fernando Rodney style.

"yeah sure, you can have my engraved bourbon bottle from the FBI director, whatever" - nothing anyone would have said prior to this dipshit taking the job

I personally love to read shit like "U.S. Pauses 'Project Freedom'" in headlines. Not all good jokes need to be complicated.

The following is an AI-produced transcript that was emailed to me. It's from a meeting that was cancelled, so this is just a person on the phone with their significant other during a 45-minute stretch of when the meeting was supposed to be. They had no idea they were being recorded. Scary..

Hantavirus mentioned

You can always tell a Milford man

Frankfort, Louisville, Lexington

There's some good in this world and it's worth fighting for people.com/pizza-huts-b...

Kiwi Tendinitis

“Never talk about goblins, gremlins, raccoons, trolls, ogres, pigeons, or other animals or creatures unless it is absolutely and unambiguously relevant,” reads OpenAI's coding agent instructions. www.wired.com/story/openai...

Almost failed 3rd grade over the word "friend"