ade edmondson makes an excellent villain #AlienEarth

No

why does Jeremy Corbyn, a man who clearly does not enjoy leading political parties, keep running political parties

infinite🍿forever

Watching alien earth, they’ve created an Uber sheep, this won’t end well

Stool pigeon

@murkydepths.bsky.social @kateallen.ft.com ABBY WOOD!

Generic congressional ballot D+10 is venturing into “the Senate is in play” territory 👀

This development is preventing the non existent plan to build 100,000 social housing units, also where will I be able to buy vapes and 18% cider? Damn those gentrifiers (Cc @rhymerrigby.bsky.social @layog.bsky.social @planningtransport.co.uk @greenwichwire.bsky.social )

TACO

I'm sorry, but what in the actual blithering fuck?? "We will work to reduce the number of interventions in childbirth"???

We can now go live to scotland...

If we can get Peter Mandelson to say a slur about British food at an awards ceremony about, we can meld the last week’s discourse into one

Meanwhile, in the US of A…..

Just how many frogs can you fit in a small pond?

The days are getting longer and the weather is improving. Midweek we see a plume of rather warm air, seeing potential of 18/19C in east on Wednesday with uninterrupted sunshine. Become a patron to learn more, running 50% off on all tiers use 'ABB6F' on first month. www.patreon.com/posts/week-a...

Brianna is in the ‘those tricky Jews!’ phase of her descent into open anti semitism

Ice hockey is exciting but it isn’t curling is it?

Gathering evidence….

ive 'registered my interest', i hope there'll be a cheap wine and nibbles presentation event i can crash

New lad on the block (goldfinch apparently )

In your FACE, Kensington & Chelsea! @rhymerrigby.bsky.social & @richardelliot.bsky.social

Next Wednesday is on course to be particularly mild, it may even feel quite warm further south and east. A light southerly waft with unseasonably mild air creating upper teens and long spells of sunshine.

no more curling ever, thx

its time the woke brigade admitted that there was something fundamental about this middle eastern religion, time to crack down on these people. #ManySuchCases

Tops aff!

Just listen to what Andrew’s nickname was amongst royal protection officers.

Why not visit America? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

gochujang lamb…. It’s good

can he arrest the supreme court?

Woah.

Councillor Darren Rance, who joined Restore Britain on Wednesday, has left the party and would like to rejoin Reform. "it's clear that what this organisation stands for is far more sinister than I first thought", he wrote on Facebook. www.northantstelegraph.co.uk/news/courts/...

Sometimes, the word CUNT just isn’t enough. There is no hell hot enough for this worthless sack of shit.

AI is an absolute gift to Barron Industries @bobfrombrockley.bsky.social @arbeitology.bsky.social www.linkedin.com/posts/ray-ba...

Latest from the “you shouldn’t mix sports with politics” front line

I smart, not dumb like everyone says! I’m smart and I demand respect!

Oh, they really are getting the best of the best. (I was always confused that Bridgen complained about being kicked out of the Tory party for accusing it of being complicit in the greatest crime since the Holocaust. Why would you want to be in the party if you believed that to be true?)

Board of peace first meeting

Gordon Brown says he has submitted a five page letter to UK police forces, providing new information about the Epstein files, in order to help "secure justice for trafficked girls and women"

Andrew being done for 'misconduct in public office' feels a bit like Capone being done for tax evasion. But you know what? I'll take it.

On the plus side, as it's his 66th birthday today, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor will have qualified for his state pension...

ski mountaineering is my new fav sport

Radio Norfolk have rushed out a statement as advertisers terminate contracts

Very much looking forward to the forthcoming ep of 24 Hours in Police Custody when CCTV footage of AMW pacing his cell in a Norfolk nick is cut with CCTV of him being interviewed by plod with his brief warning him not to talk about sweating or Pizza Express

now presumably they will be all over his laptop and phone(s). should be fun

Fergie posting Defund The Police memes on all social media